niceguy2005
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Joined: 7/4/2005 From: Super secret hidden base Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Mynok Mynok's Mantras: 1. Stout is not beer. It's good, but it's not beer. 2. If it isn't bitter, it isn't beer. 3. PBR isn't beer, it's horse piss. 4. What goes in must come out....up or down. PBR likes to go up. Niceguy's Mantras - Based on real life experience 1. Stout isn't beer, it's motor oil sold at a premium 2. GOOD beer isn't bitter, it's smoooooth, rich, with a robust flavor....aaarrrrggghhhhh *slobber, drool*....beer. 3. PBR isn't beer; it's a beverage for getting college girls drunk 4. Life is too short for bad beer, unless that's all that's handy, then it's ok. EDIT: Kids, it's not ok to take advantage of them when they are drunk though!
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