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OT: Humor - 6/11/2006 11:20:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		SIR. REQUEST PERMISSION TO LEAVE THE SHIP AND DRIVE THROUGH THE TOWN IN A STOLEN JEEP INSULTING THE LOCALS, SIR, AND WAVING PRIVATE PARTS AT SAID LOCALS. LATER, AFTER TATTOOS, WILL CRASH JEEP AND DEPLOY SELF IN HOOCH VENUE, WHERE THIS SAILOR WILL CONSUME PRODIGIOUS QUANTITIES OF HARD LIQUOR, SIR. FISTFIGHTS INEVITABLE, AS WELL AS BOOM-BOOM WITH LOCAL LADIES. GIVEN PAST HISTORY OF ANTI-FEMALE VIOLENCE, ROUGH STUFF WITH LADIES LIKELY, AS IS RESISTANCE TO ANY ATTEMPTS BY SP'S OR OTHERS TO SUBDUE THIS SAILOR, WHO HAS A SHIV AND KNOWS HOW TO USE IT. WILL REPORT BACK TO THE SHIP LATE, DRUNK, UNSHAVED, AND SURLY, IN THE CUSTODY OF LOCAL LAWMEN, SIR.

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RE: OT: Humor - 6/11/2006 11:23:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		Heh. Replace "sailor" with "marine" and you'll have somebody's RL story.

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RE: OT: Humor - 6/11/2006 11:28:39 PM   
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RE: OT: Humor - 6/11/2006 11:35:11 PM   
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RE: OT: Humor - 6/20/2006 7:14:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Now would a good officer simply grant the request or go with him?

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RE: OT: Humor - 6/20/2006 8:51:36 PM   
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Now would a good officer simply grant the request or go with him?


Don't know about an officer. But a chief would. And they forgot the part about throwing someone through the bar room window.

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RE: OT: Humor - 6/20/2006 8:53:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Heh. Replace "sailor" with "marine" and you'll have somebody's RL story.


Never spent much time on a DD, I take it. Sounds like lib call in half of the Med ports I went steamin' in..

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