Mynok
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ROFLMAO!! - Tech Support: "Thank you for calling. May I have your phone number beginning with area code first, please?"
There was a pregnant pause, then a series of touch tones. - Tech Support: "Hello? I need your phone number, please."
More touch tones. - Tech Support: "Hi, can you hear me?"
- Customer: "Yes."
- Tech Support: "Great, then can you please tell me your phone number so I can pull up your file?"
More touch tones. - Tech Support: "Sir, what's your name?"
- Customer: [name]
- Tech Support: "Great, now can you tell me your phone number?"
Touch tones again. - Tech Support: "Please, tell me your phone number."
- Customer: "Again?"
- Tech Support: "Yes sir, if you don't mind, but can you please just tell me verbally?"
Touch tones yet again. - Tech Support: "Sir, contrary to popular opinion, support is not half machine. I'll need you to verbally tell me your phone number with your mouth so I can bring up your account info, got it?"
- Customer: "You people are rude as well as incompetent."
Click.
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