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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 5:21:39 PM

RUPD3658

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its been proven that too much wine drinking leads to chronic head butting.

Ask the French soccer team captain.....

Quotes from Jay Leno:

Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup. Imagine that, Italians winning without using their hands. How hard is that? Do you know how hard that is for an Italian?

They won after France�s best player got ejected for head butting. That�s the closest anyone in a French uniform has come to combat in 60 years.

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 5:28:39 PM

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its been proven that too much wine drinking leads to chronic head butting.

Ask the French soccer team captain.....

Quotes from Jay Leno:

Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup. Imagine that, Italians winning without using their hands. How hard is that? Do you know how hard that is for an Italian?

They won after France�s best player got ejected for head butting. That�s the closest anyone in a French uniform has come to combat in 60 years.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/12/2006 5:33:57 PM

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Men on Tarawa?......I don't have any men on Tarawa......come closer and see...........

Will do. Have no fear I will visit your penguin death camp in due course........

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RE: The Thread is not WOOD!!! - 7/12/2006 5:37:08 PM

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Beer...while a fine beverage in and of itself........can lead to wieght problems.........best stick with the wine.........

Nik knows all bout the weight thingy.....don't you Stay Puff?

Here beefy beefy!

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RE: The Thread is not WOOD!!! - 7/12/2006 5:39:35 PM

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coming you pencil-necked geek.

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 5:40:20 PM

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I'm afraid here I'll have to employ "Tough Love"........now where did I put that big stick............

Come here and i'll show you a big stick entitled HAMMER....whack.........

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RE: The Thread is not WOOD!!! - 7/12/2006 5:41:08 PM

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coming you pencil-necked geek.

Woah Stay Puff is ruffled!

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 5:41:19 PM

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Dear Thread...it's not the........MEAT HAMMER

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 5:47:07 PM

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Dear Thread...it's not the........MEAT HAMMER

The MEAT HAMMER??

EDIT - er, hopefully it's not a hammer made of meat...

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 5:49:00 PM

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 6:33:33 PM

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Coming soon to a computer near you: Smellovision???

"People stopping to smell the roses can now take that sweet floral fragrance home with them or even send it to a faraway grandmother thanks to a new gadget in Japan that records and replicates the world's odors.

The new device, developed by scientists at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, analyzes smells through 15 sensors, records the odor's recipe in digital format and then reproduces the scent by mixing 96 chemicals and vaporizing the result.

Creator Takamichi Nakamoto says the technology will have applications in food and fragrance industries where companies want to replicate odors. But it could also be a boon for the digital world, allowing smells can be recorded in one place - by sensors in a mobile phone, for instance - and transmitted to appreciative noses halfway around the world."

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 6:34:45 PM

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Dear Thread...it's not the........MEAT HAMMER

The MEAT HAMMER??

EDIT - er, hopefully it's not a hammer made of meat...

That would look really cool on the nose of an allied fighter plane

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 6:46:51 PM

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Either that or on the bombs I drop over the Japanese Empire

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 6:46:53 PM

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Coming soon to a computer near you: Smellovision???

"People stopping to smell the roses can now take that sweet floral fragrance home with them or even send it to a faraway grandmother thanks to a new gadget in Japan that records and replicates the world's odors.

The new device, developed by scientists at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, analyzes smells through 15 sensors, records the odor's recipe in digital format and then reproduces the scent by mixing 96 chemicals and vaporizing the result.

Creator Takamichi Nakamoto says the technology will have applications in food and fragrance industries where companies want to replicate odors. But it could also be a boon for the digital world, allowing smells can be recorded in one place - by sensors in a mobile phone, for instance - and transmitted to appreciative noses halfway around the world."

WITP needs an interface so we can smell the cordite...

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 6:53:33 PM

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Cordite and fish...penguins' paradise...

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 6:54:12 PM

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Cordite and fish...penguins' paradise...

yummy!

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 7:04:43 PM

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Post #500 tithe.

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 7:10:45 PM

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Hey. Nik is substituting for T

Good afternoon Nik

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 7:12:51 PM

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Now where did I put that start icon for WiTP? I need to input another turn. The AI wants to kill some more of my units.

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 7:14:23 PM

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Coming soon to a computer near you: Smellovision???

"People stopping to smell the roses can now take that sweet floral fragrance home with them or even send it to a faraway grandmother thanks to a new gadget in Japan that records and replicates the world's odors.

The new device, developed by scientists at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, analyzes smells through 15 sensors, records the odor's recipe in digital format and then reproduces the scent by mixing 96 chemicals and vaporizing the result.

Creator Takamichi Nakamoto says the technology will have applications in food and fragrance industries where companies want to replicate odors. But it could also be a boon for the digital world, allowing smells can be recorded in one place - by sensors in a mobile phone, for instance - and transmitted to appreciative noses halfway around the world."

WITP needs an interface so we can smell the cordite...

Yet another thing to get viruses......I can see it now, push the button for "Rose" and what comes out is rancid penguin breath.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/12/2006 7:31:13 PM

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Speaking of rancid:

Here is the sentence that won this year's Bulwer-Lytton literary parody prize :

"Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean."

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 7:32:31 PM

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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

Coming soon to a computer near you: Smellovision???

"People stopping to smell the roses can now take that sweet floral fragrance home with them or even send it to a faraway grandmother thanks to a new gadget in Japan that records and replicates the world's odors.

The new device, developed by scientists at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, analyzes smells through 15 sensors, records the odor's recipe in digital format and then reproduces the scent by mixing 96 chemicals and vaporizing the result.

Creator Takamichi Nakamoto says the technology will have applications in food and fragrance industries where companies want to replicate odors. But it could also be a boon for the digital world, allowing smells can be recorded in one place - by sensors in a mobile phone, for instance - and transmitted to appreciative noses halfway around the world."

WITP needs an interface so we can smell the cordite...

Yet another thing to get viruses......I can see it now, push the button for "Rose" and what comes out is rancid penguin breath.

The possibilities are endless as mind goes into overload trying to think of all the different possibilities

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 7:35:27 PM

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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

Coming soon to a computer near you: Smellovision???

"People stopping to smell the roses can now take that sweet floral fragrance home with them or even send it to a faraway grandmother thanks to a new gadget in Japan that records and replicates the world's odors.

The new device, developed by scientists at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, analyzes smells through 15 sensors, records the odor's recipe in digital format and then reproduces the scent by mixing 96 chemicals and vaporizing the result.

Creator Takamichi Nakamoto says the technology will have applications in food and fragrance industries where companies want to replicate odors. But it could also be a boon for the digital world, allowing smells can be recorded in one place - by sensors in a mobile phone, for instance - and transmitted to appreciative noses halfway around the world."

WITP needs an interface so we can smell the cordite...

Yet another thing to get viruses......I can see it now, push the button for "Rose" and what comes out is rancid penguin breath.

The possibilities are endless as mind goes into overload trying to think of all the different possibilities

Shuttle application:

Shuttle: "Ground Control - there's a funny smell in here..."

Ground Control: "What funny smell?"

Shuttle: "This one! <activates Smell-o-vision(tm)>"

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 7:42:49 PM

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

Coming soon to a computer near you: Smellovision???

"People stopping to smell the roses can now take that sweet floral fragrance home with them or even send it to a faraway grandmother thanks to a new gadget in Japan that records and replicates the world's odors.

The new device, developed by scientists at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, analyzes smells through 15 sensors, records the odor's recipe in digital format and then reproduces the scent by mixing 96 chemicals and vaporizing the result.

Creator Takamichi Nakamoto says the technology will have applications in food and fragrance industries where companies want to replicate odors. But it could also be a boon for the digital world, allowing smells can be recorded in one place - by sensors in a mobile phone, for instance - and transmitted to appreciative noses halfway around the world."

WITP needs an interface so we can smell the cordite...

Yet another thing to get viruses......I can see it now, push the button for "Rose" and what comes out is rancid penguin breath.

The possibilities are endless as mind goes into overload trying to think of all the different possibilities

Shuttle application:

Shuttle: "Ground Control - there's a funny smell in here..."

Ground Control: "What funny smell?"

Shuttle: "This one! <activates Smell-o-vision(tm)>"

Houston: Did you guys have the frozen reconstituted beans for lunch again?

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 7:46:23 PM

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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

quote:

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

Coming soon to a computer near you: Smellovision???

"People stopping to smell the roses can now take that sweet floral fragrance home with them or even send it to a faraway grandmother thanks to a new gadget in Japan that records and replicates the world's odors.

The new device, developed by scientists at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, analyzes smells through 15 sensors, records the odor's recipe in digital format and then reproduces the scent by mixing 96 chemicals and vaporizing the result.

Creator Takamichi Nakamoto says the technology will have applications in food and fragrance industries where companies want to replicate odors. But it could also be a boon for the digital world, allowing smells can be recorded in one place - by sensors in a mobile phone, for instance - and transmitted to appreciative noses halfway around the world."

WITP needs an interface so we can smell the cordite...

Yet another thing to get viruses......I can see it now, push the button for "Rose" and what comes out is rancid penguin breath.

The possibilities are endless as mind goes into overload trying to think of all the different possibilities

Shuttle application:

Shuttle: "Ground Control - there's a funny smell in here..."

Ground Control: "What funny smell?"

Shuttle: "This one! <activates Smell-o-vision(tm)>"

Houston: Did you guys have the frozen reconstituted beans for lunch again?

Bleh!!

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 7:57:24 PM

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Post #500 tithe.

High fives ctangus

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 7:58:43 PM

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Post #500 tithe.

Congrats!!

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 8:03:23 PM

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Coming soon to a computer near you: Smellovision???

"People stopping to smell the roses can now take that sweet floral fragrance home with them or even send it to a faraway grandmother thanks to a new gadget in Japan that records and replicates the world's odors.

The new device, developed by scientists at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, analyzes smells through 15 sensors, records the odor's recipe in digital format and then reproduces the scent by mixing 96 chemicals and vaporizing the result.

Creator Takamichi Nakamoto says the technology will have applications in food and fragrance industries where companies want to replicate odors. But it could also be a boon for the digital world, allowing smells can be recorded in one place - by sensors in a mobile phone, for instance - and transmitted to appreciative noses halfway around the world."

I can see the abuse now.

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 8:05:31 PM

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Coming soon to a computer near you: Smellovision???

"People stopping to smell the roses can now take that sweet floral fragrance home with them or even send it to a faraway grandmother thanks to a new gadget in Japan that records and replicates the world's odors.

The new device, developed by scientists at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, analyzes smells through 15 sensors, records the odor's recipe in digital format and then reproduces the scent by mixing 96 chemicals and vaporizing the result.

Creator Takamichi Nakamoto says the technology will have applications in food and fragrance industries where companies want to replicate odors. But it could also be a boon for the digital world, allowing smells can be recorded in one place - by sensors in a mobile phone, for instance - and transmitted to appreciative noses halfway around the world."

I can see the abuse now.

Oh, yeah, i can hardly wait!

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RE: Thread! - 7/12/2006 8:08:27 PM

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Coming soon to a computer near you: Smellovision???

"People stopping to smell the roses can now take that sweet floral fragrance home with them or even send it to a faraway grandmother thanks to a new gadget in Japan that records and replicates the world's odors.

The new device, developed by scientists at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, analyzes smells through 15 sensors, records the odor's recipe in digital format and then reproduces the scent by mixing 96 chemicals and vaporizing the result.

Creator Takamichi Nakamoto says the technology will have applications in food and fragrance industries where companies want to replicate odors. But it could also be a boon for the digital world, allowing smells can be recorded in one place - by sensors in a mobile phone, for instance - and transmitted to appreciative noses halfway around the world."

I can see the abuse now.

Yep, think of the most childish, inane thing to do with it and that will be what everyone uses it for.

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