RUPD3658
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Joined: 8/28/2002 From: East Brunswick, NJ Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo I tried reading a manual once while assembling Ikea furniture. Somehow wound up building the thing upside down. It was really confusing. Manual? For IKEA? I thought it was just pictures! Bud Light Commercial on the subject: Mr. Furniture Assembly Manual Writer Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius) Today, we salute you, Mr. Furniture Assembly Manual Writer (Mr. Furniture Assembly Manual Writer) Thanks to you, people everywhere can simply purchase furniture, drive it home, open a box, and go completely insane. (Driving me crazy) Knowing we can't read Chineese, Dutch, or German, you thoughtfully include pictures. Pictures that look nothing like the item purchased. (No spreakinze Dutch now) Insert piece A into slot B, put C into hole D Then curse, cry and smash with hammer. (Oh no!) So, crack open an ice cold budlight oh maestro of the manual, You make it so simple, a monkey could do it. A rocket scientist monkey. (That's one smart monkey)
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits"- Darwin Awards 2003 "No plan survives contact with the enemy." - Field Marshall Helmuth von Moltke
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