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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 5:29:19 PM

RUPD3658

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Wait a minute! Nik hates cats and T hates cats. Therefore by the transative property T=NiK!

...and its because of leaps of logic like that that most states have a "no fault" auto accident policy. <rimshot>

Leaping to conclusions and pushing my luck are the only excercise I get any more.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 5:46:50 PM

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Because I AM Santa Claus.

Brings a lot of clarity to the whole list thing you keep talking about.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 5:56:09 PM

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I just heard a story on the radio about a lawyer in New Zealand. Apparently as a protest he is a rather large, bald headed man with a mustache who showed up in court wearking a knee length skirt, blouse and peals. He said he was protesting the good-ole-boys network in the court system. He kept insisting that the judge refer to him as miss Alice.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 6:07:19 PM

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Sunrise/Sunset............

If I were a rich man.......

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 6:41:25 PM

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Yaideliddelidilidi...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 6:59:16 PM

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Yaideliddelidilidi...

Hey, I know that one...it's from "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof".

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 7:01:50 PM

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Edit: Still, I bet Graycompany had to change his shorts after watching the animation screen.

Graycompany is a Marine (IIRC), he doesnt wear shorts. And even if he does, theyre probably made of kevlar.

That's itchy and there's no way to scratch.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 7:05:48 PM

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Because I AM Santa Claus.

Really?

Ask yourself: can you afford to assume that I'm not?

I'd like to point out, that apart from the whole world domination issue............I have been a very good penguin this year...........

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 7:10:09 PM

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ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

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Edit: Still, I bet Graycompany had to change his shorts after watching the animation screen.

Graycompany is a Marine (IIRC), he doesnt wear shorts. And even if he does, theyre probably made of kevlar.

That's itchy and there's no way to scratch.

You're a Marine???

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 7:13:25 PM

Mike Solli

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ORIGINAL: Dino

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ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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Edit: Still, I bet Graycompany had to change his shorts after watching the animation screen.

Graycompany is a Marine (IIRC), he doesnt wear shorts. And even if he does, theyre probably made of kevlar.

That's itchy and there's no way to scratch.

You're a Marine???

Me?? *Apalled look on face* Naw, I'm a grunt.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 8:07:24 PM

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I thought grunt was the sound they make

.... aahhhhhh....the light dawns on Mars!

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 8:14:57 PM

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Yaideliddelidilidi...

Hey, I know that one...it's from "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof".

No... It's from "Fiddler on the rooftop"...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 8:23:10 PM

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It's Yiddish for "Danes are heroic".

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 8:23:10 PM

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Mynok, quit stealing my P-38s!!!

A couple of turns ago, the AI put 4 P-38s into a squadron that was already full

... using up my pool of P-38s (a very, very, shallow pool)...

i was trying to figure how to rectify the problem - when the AI did it for me by removing all the excess planes - apparently forever. No, it didn't put them back in a pool - they just vanished!!

i blame Mynok's boys!!!

Also, apparently he's having fun with his space distortion rays again - once again, a unit marches 58 miles in one direction (SW) only to end up going SOUTH on the 30th day of movement - ending up in a strongly held enemy city, where it is promptly eliminated...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 8:25:42 PM

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Technically, they're "girls". We use females for salvage operations.

That's why UFO reports tend to describe erratic movement......we all know how women drive.

Plus, who else can file a pile of trash at a yard sale, pay good money for it, bring it home and sit it on your bookshelf as "decorative".

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 8:37:06 PM

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Technically, they're "girls". We use females for salvage operations. That's why UFO reports tend to describe erratic movement......we all know how women drive.

Plus, who else can file a pile of trash at a yard sale, pay good money for it, bring it home and sit it on your bookshelf as "decorative".

You've got my P-38s sitting on your BOOKSHELF?!?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 8:40:34 PM

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Oh no no....those are being converted to Q38 Space Modulators. But those girls...they will pick up odds and ends you know.

There are a couple small coins, an old pot, and most curious of all, a small cardboard box labeled "Kraft Macaroni & Cheese". She's convinced it's a rare archaeological find from the race that inhabited earth before humans (Mythology calls them the "TaxCollectors").

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 8:53:51 PM

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Mynok, quit stealing my P-38s!!!

A couple of turns ago, the AI put 4 P-38s into a squadron that was already full ... using up my pool of P-38s (a very, very, shallow pool)...

i was trying to figure how to rectify the problem - when the AI did it for me by removing all the excess planes - apparently forever. No, it didn't put them back in a pool - they just vanished!!

i blame Mynok's boys!!!

Also, apparently he's having fun with his space distortion rays again - once again, a unit marches 58 miles in one direction (SW) only to end up going SOUTH on the 30th day of movement - ending up in a strongly held enemy city, where it is promptly eliminated...

Geez. I hope my opponent has these sorts of problems. Less than 30 days to P-38s.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 10:50:28 PM

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Hello? -lo? -lo? -lo?

Anybody? -ody? -ody? -ody?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 10:51:54 PM

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Yeah, it is awfully quiet. I wonder where all the regular noise makers are....

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 10:52:51 PM

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Hello? -lo? -lo? -lo?

Anybody? -ody? -ody? -ody?

-ody here... although most of my relatives call me "Odd-ie"

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 10:52:57 PM

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Probably all got scared away by the SmileySkunk farting green clouds.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 10:55:02 PM

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Smiley skunk? I missed that one.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 10:55:16 PM

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Oh well, that's summer on the Forum for you...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 10:58:16 PM

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Yeah, I'm off to 2 weeks of training at Ft. Dix. I leave Saturday. I probably won't be online very much.

Edit: .....if at all....

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 11:16:46 PM

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Yeah, I'm off to 2 weeks of training at Ft. Dix. I leave Saturday. I probably won't be online very much.

Edit: .....if at all....

Sorry to hear that. I used to have to qualify at Dix 2x per year (good old range 33).

In the summer the mosquitoes are the size of small birds and it is hot as hell. Bring repellent.

Not much to do unless you go off base into Wrightstown. Even then not to much to do. Best food is at the Petro Truck Stop by the Turnpike entrance.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 11:21:45 PM

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In the summer the mosquitoes are the size of small birds and it is hot as hell. Bring repellent.

This is what happens if you forget the repellant (ellapsed stationary time 22 seconds...)

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 11:22:32 PM

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Argh! Where's that napalm spray?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 11:24:35 PM

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Smiley skunk? I missed that one.

For your eddification:

i guess this could also be used on the skeetrs!!

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RE: The Thread!!! - 7/25/2006 11:27:18 PM

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I'll be sitting in class or giving briefings all day. I hear they take all our sharp objects away from us so we don't stab ourselves in the eyeballs.

My mother-in-law lives just down the road from there, in Toms River. I'll go there in the evening to get away.

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