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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 6:58:50 PM

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Oh the horror!

I was in my front garden raising the Union Flag in order that I might salute it and the picture of HRH Queen Elizabeth II that I keep next to it. Two ruffians were on the corner of the street. I could tell they were up to no good, neither of them was wearing a bowler hat!

Such incorrect standards of clothing immediatly alerted me tht they were up to no good. Just as I was about to accost them a vehicle pulled up with blacked out windows, one of the rear windows was rolled down and a terrible scene unfolded in front of my very eyes. An individual leant out of the open window shouting 'Your theories regarding the European Union, particulary the viabilty of a single currency is deeply flawed!' The vehicle then sped off, travelling at least 32 mph in a 30 mph speed zone.

The police are indicating it could be part of the growing gang culture in the UK. The suspects are being featured on Crimewatch, and are believed to be highly dangerous.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 7:00:14 PM

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Evening tithe

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 7:05:02 PM

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Oh the horror!

I was in my front garden raising the Union Flag in order that I might salute it and the picture of HRH Queen Elizabeth II that I keep next to it. Two ruffians were on the corner of the street. I could tell they were up to no good, neither of them was wearing a bowler hat! Such incorrect standards of clothing immediatly alerted me tht they were up to no good. Just as I was about to accost them a vehicle pulled up with blacked out windows, one of the rear windows was rolled down and a terrible scene unfolded in front of my very eyes. An individual leant out of the open window shouting 'Your theories regarding the European Union, particulary the viabilty of a single currency is deeply flawed!' The vehicle then sped off, travelling at least 32 mph in a 30 mph speed zone.

The police are indicating it could be part of the growing gang culture in the UK. The suspects are being featured on Crimewatch, and are believed to be highly dangerous.

I bet they didn't even have umbrellas...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 7:08:06 PM

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I bet they didn't even have umbrellas...

I sense you are not taking this situation seriously enough though.

Although one of the individuals DID have an umbrella, his tie was tied in a half windsor knot!!!! A half windsor knot I ask you, what is the world coming to when gangs may freely roam the streets improperly dressed with half windsor knots?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 7:15:58 PM

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Where I live there is a BBQ place down the street. If you wear a tie going in they will cut it off (just below the knot) and nail it to the wall. I guess ties don't go with BBQ. *shrugs*

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 7:16:14 PM

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I bet they didn't even have umbrellas...

I sense you are not taking this situation seriously enough though.

Although one of the individuals DID have an umbrella, his tie was tied in a half windsor knot!!!! A half windsor knot I ask you, what is the world coming to when gangs may freely roam the streets improperly dressed with half windsor knots?

Simply preposterous!!!

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 7:19:59 PM

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Where I live there is a BBQ place down the street. If you wear a tie going in they will cut it off (just below the knot) and nail it to the wall. I guess ties don't go with BBQ. *shrugs*

Tell me they let you have a smoke after the meal, and it's my kind of place...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 7:37:32 PM

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It's gone quiet

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 7:44:54 PM

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It's gone quiet

Not for those of us with voices in our head.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 7:46:24 PM

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Having an interesting air war with P-39s and B-17s against Zeros, Bettys and Tonys in my PBEM. The P-39s are holding their own except against the Tonys. The Tonys seem to be a very lethal aircraft.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 8:34:32 PM

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The only knot I know how to tie is a half windsor. Doe this make me a ruffian. (a fairly well educated ruffian)

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 8:35:22 PM

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Tithe because I have a new modem and it appears to be working

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 8:40:21 PM

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The only knot I know how to tie is a half windsor. Doe this make me a ruffian. (a fairly well educated ruffian)

You are a foreigner, a colonial type no less. Therefore you are not expected to know the correct etiquete and dress standards required of a gentleman. As such no blame is attached to yourself for your lack of appropriate standards.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 8:41:55 PM

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Time to be English tithe

**Good show, what what. Cabbage crates over the briney, Jerry didn't know what hit him. Back in time for tea and tiffin.**

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 8:45:13 PM

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I'm sorry, Old Chap, I'm afraid I don't understand your banter at all...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 8:51:34 PM

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How about 'Hollywood British Accent Type B'

*Cor Blimey Guv'nor, you gave me a right start there an' no mistake.*

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 8:53:24 PM

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Better than "Hollywood German Accent Type B":

"Zo, you von't talk, eh? Ve haf vays to make you more cooperrrrrrative! Schultz!"

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 8:57:24 PM

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Or 'Spanish Type A'

Eh Senor, eees too dangerous.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 8:57:45 PM

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Or BBC 'Spanish Type B'

Que?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 8:57:51 PM

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Where I live there is a BBQ place down the street. If you wear a tie going in they will cut it off (just below the knot) and nail it to the wall. I guess ties don't go with BBQ. *shrugs*

Tell me they let you have a smoke after the meal, and it's my kind of place...

Smoking in public places in Denver is prohibited...sorry Dino.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 8:58:28 PM

Terminus

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"I'm so sorry, he's from Barcelona..."

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 9:01:14 PM

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Afternoon T.

*waves to Speedy also.*

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 9:06:33 PM

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"I'm so sorry, he's from Barcelona..."

�My English is very good! I learn it from a book!�

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 9:07:16 PM

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Don't forget Hollywood Southerner:

"O mah, yall, ah jus can NOT buhleeve wha shay just say-ed."

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 9:08:04 PM

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 9:08:20 PM

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How about a Maine accent. "I'll have some lobstaaa"

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 9:09:39 PM

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Oooh. I have turn from Terminus. Later

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 9:11:30 PM

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Well I would no more English accents, but as everyone knows there are only 2 of them...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 9:12:02 PM

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Bruce coins the newest Thread Acronym� TFT: Turn From Terminus........

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 9:12:54 PM

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Well I would no more English accents, but as everyone knows there are only 2 of them...

Would those be the one you can't understand and the one no one speaks?

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