wild_Willie2
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Joined: 10/8/2004 From: Arnhem (holland) yes a bridge to far... Status: offline
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Hi there I just watched flyboys and these are the things I learned from it.. * You always let a green squadron take of with 12 planes at the same time, leaving only 4 feet seperation. * Bullets bounce of wooden wingspars and machineguns. * Bullets bounce of virtually EVERYTHING on a wooden plane, leaving nice sparks while doing so. * A love stoiry is mandatory in EVERY warflick * German bombers comming back from a bombing raid STILL carry all their bombs. * You fly your squadron through heavy flak with virtually NO plane seperation. * ENEMY Machinegun bullets leave NICE black "swirlies" when they are fired. * There was no such thing as a small rear view mirrow on WO1 planes (to check your six) * German pilots had a front windscreen considerably SMALLER than their height (it would have had ZERO effect). * Allies pilots had nice small HAMMERS with them on their planes in order to "bang" the machinegun once they jammed. * Once you gun is jammed, you NO longer pay attention to the enemy you are persuing, you just start HAMMERING on your machinegun, ignoring everything else. * You treat combat psychosis with a slap on the face and some brandy. * You take a civillian up in your 2 seat trainer without repeating "NEVER EVER TOUCH THE CONTROLLS" multiple times. * Machinegun bullets fire from the rear at the exact location of the pilot seat DO NOT kill or even hurt an allied pilot. (These guy's must have at least an inch of armour plating at the rear of their seat.) (Germans however, DO NOT have these armoured seats ) * You can land your plane in "NO MANS LAND" and run across it under heavy fire, to get your fellow pilot buddy out of an downed plane. * Once arriving there, you can chop off your buddy's (trapped) arm with a SINGLE strike from an entrenchment tool. * Shooting down a big, slow, HYDROGEN filled zeppelin is though. * Zeppelins move AS FAST as biplanes. * German fighters could ESCORT a zeppelin al the way to paris. * You can paint a logo on your plane and fly a mission 2 minutes after the paintjob is finished. * WHO needs radar, every bomber raid is intercepted by either good or bad guys, * After landing from a long combat mission, you can just hop back into your plane immediatly and go for another round without refeuling and reloading. * You can pull your plane into a loop de loop from level flight. Thats all. I sure learned A LOT from this movie
< Message edited by wild_Willie2 -- 11/28/2006 2:31:28 AM >
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