Cap Mandrake
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***With 251 Coy, Royal Engineers, Burmese Jungle Trail, 5 miles from the Myitkyina/Mandalay rail line, October 25, 1942**** Sgt. Bonebreak: <sitting atop a Bren Carrier with a large aerial, headset in place> Sir, it's the Colonel, sir. He asks we hurry up, sir. He says that the boys in the 2nd Infantry need us. He wants you to know the Royal Scots have been almost overrun. Lt. Uppington-Smythe: <looks annoyed> Please inform the Colonel we've a beautiful Triceratops cranium here. I can't rush it. Sgt. Bonebreak: <speaks into the radio> Sir, the Lt. wishes to report that he has found a Triceratops cranium and it can't be rushed, sir, Over. <nods as a message comes back immediately over the set> Sir, the Colonel suggest you bugger the Triceratops. He said that is a direct order. Lt. Uppington-Smythe: Are you sure he said "bugger"? Sgt. Bonebreak:Ooh, yes sir. He said bugger all right...direct order, sir. Lt. Uppington-Smythe: Oh, bloody Hell! The indignities of this war are like to kill me. <shouts to soldiers working on the dozer> YOU THERE! COME OVER HERE AND HELP ME EXCAVATE THIS TRICERATOPS PELVIS.
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