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Burma - 3/4/2008 8:24:38 PM   
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Indian IV Corps is now up against 3 full Jap divisions and two independent brigades on the rail line West of Myitkyina

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Hail Mary, full of grace.... - 3/4/2008 8:29:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		You are all directed to say 50 Hail Marys to support the Fiji Operation.


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RE: Hail Mary, full of grace.... - 3/5/2008 1:58:02 AM   
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RE: Hail Mary, full of grace.... - 3/5/2008 3:46:31 AM   
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Father who?????


Father Petros Emmanoulides, a key spirtitual advisor to the men of 90th BS(M) in both WWII(a) and WWII(b), although, like most, he cannot remember the first war. His Greek Orthodox background is surprisingly well accepted by the men of the 90th BS, USAAF. Despite his cassok and short stature, he is surprisingly speedy and once escaped certain death by sprinting safely off a jetty that was targeted for torpedo attack by Catain Ito (it's a long story).

The good Father can also be stern. He once gave Yossarian 50 Hail Marys and a Novena for saying "Holy ******* ****!" too much during an icing emergency in the middle of July.

http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1180532&mpage=33&key=Emmanoulides?...post # 983


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RE: Hail Mary, full of grace.... - 3/5/2008 4:15:23 AM   
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RE: Lt. Honda soils his breechcloth - 3/5/2008 5:16:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		Mandrake, Tabpub; I fear you are both being too hard on yourselves and poor LCDR (my old rank!) Smithers...

It strikes me that the confusion about the exact time these attacks were supposed to go off can all be convieniently blamed on the intricacy of the International Date Line: Pearl Harbor happened on 12/7 if you were at Pearl or in DC, but it was already 12/8 in Tokyo, the East Indies, and Inja at the same time the attack actually took place. (Just another difficulty to overcome when waging war on both sides of the Pacific).

Even Einstein's law of special relativity breaks down into a quantum foam of dysynchroncity when the Date Line is approached.

So, stiff upper lip and all that rot for the Brits, and Cowboy Up for the Yanks! Let's fix the blame squarely where it belongs: on those damn tenured public Junior High School Geography teachers who, having failed to educate their charges about the way this miserable IDL works, have so cruelly failed America's innocent, promising youth!

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May God grant you good deicer function - 3/5/2008 4:56:08 PM   
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RE: May God grant you good deicer function - 3/6/2008 3:33:29 AM   
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'Hobbit' hominids were dwarf cretins, say scientists

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RE: May God grant you good deicer function - 3/6/2008 3:49:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		Thank you Father Emmanoulides for the text of the Hail Mary. That will be a big help to me...........

Right after I find a translation dictionary. What language I don't know. It's definitely not my native tongue




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RE: May God grant you good deicer function - 3/6/2008 3:50:56 AM   
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Any updates on the inhabitants of Flores?

'Hobbit' hominids were dwarf cretins, say scientists


Lies and calumny!!

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RE: May God grant you good deicer function - 3/6/2008 4:10:57 AM   
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Thank you Father Emmanoulides for the text of the Hail Mary. That will be a big help to me...........

Right after I find a translation dictionary. What language I don't know. It's definitely not my native tongue


Greek

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RE: May God grant you good deicer function - 3/6/2008 1:34:55 PM   
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RE: Lt. Honda soils his breechcloth - 3/6/2008 8:25:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Moondawggie

Mandrake, Tabpub; I fear you are both being too hard on yourselves and poor LCDR (my old rank!) Smithers...

It strikes me that the confusion about the exact time these attacks were supposed to go off can all be convieniently blamed on the intricacy of the International Date Line: Pearl Harbor happened on 12/7 if you were at Pearl or in DC, but it was already 12/8 in Tokyo, the East Indies, and Inja at the same time the attack actually took place. (Just another difficulty to overcome when waging war on both sides of the Pacific).

Even Einstein's law of special relativity breaks down into a quantum foam of dysynchroncity when the Date Line is approached.

So, stiff upper lip and all that rot for the Brits, and Cowboy Up for the Yanks! Let's fix the blame squarely where it belongs: on those damn tenured public Junior High School Geography teachers who, having failed to educate their charges about the way this miserable IDL works, have so cruelly failed America's innocent, promising youth!


As Chick Hearn (announcer for the Lakers) might have said..."No harm, no foul". At least 50 ships penetrated to within 4 hexes of Fiji without being spotted. So far we have encountered only 2nd line Sallys and Rufes Nandi has a SNLF and Fiji a combat brigade. I would say Admiral Tabpub has achieved both strategic and tactical surprise. New Guinea has been even further reinforced and he is sending more minesweeprs (at their considerable peril) into the Coral Sea to mine Port Moresby. A surface force is headed to the Louisiades to dislodge some pesky Dutchmen operating a forward seaplane base.

Of course, the secret is out on Fiji and the buildup on surrounding islands has started. Tonga air balance is way up and Canton is down. Expect some Bettys and Zeroes from Tonga.


As for this: Even Einstein's law of special relativity breaks down into a quantum foam of dysynchroncity when the Date Line is approached.

Is that the stuff they dump out of the heads? Sounds really nasty.

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RE: Lt. Honda soils his breechcloth - 3/6/2008 9:05:41 PM   
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Although Einstein's theory has passed all these tests so far, it is clear that quantum effects will cause general relativity to break down at distances comparable to the Planck length, which is defined as LP = √(h barG/c3)≃ 1.6 x 10-35 m, where h bar is Planck's constant divided by 2π and c is the speed of light.


Notably, though:

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However, the Planck length is so small that it has no discernable effect in any practical gravitational experiment.


The lucky result of which is that stuff does dump out of the heads.

Max Planck and Albert Einstein, discussing proposed laws of physics for the upcoming WWII-b:






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Maria, I just met a count named Maria - 3/6/2008 9:37:43 PM   
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RE: Maria, I just met a count named Maria - 3/7/2008 12:57:35 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Count Maria von Czernin before his rendezvous with destiny.






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RE: Lt. Honda soils his breechcloth - 3/7/2008 7:10:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		WITPQS, thanks for saving my shorts! But quantum foam is actually a very valuable material, and should never be "dumped out of the heads." Here's why:

To quote Brian Greene in "The Elegant Universe," Quantum Foam was described as "an unfamiliar arena of the universe in which the conventional notion of left and right, back and forth, up and down (and even before and after) lose their meaning."

Which, guys, gives us tremendous latitude in scientifically explaining to women or Bosses why we weren't where we were supposed to be at a given time, or why we did action A when action negative A was called for: "Hey, there I was, sucked down to the submicroscopic level where even the gravitational constant gets distorted by Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. The space-time continuum I expected to encounter was destroyed by the violent fluctuations of the quantum world on short distance scales. So, even though I showed up on time, you showed up was late! And I was there to pitch the deal to the buyer, but he turned out to be another seller, so the deal fell through. IT"S NOT MY FAULT!"

The great thing about quantum mechanics is that neither women or bosses understand it, so they can't successfully argue about it with you. The bad thing is that they don't believe that it exists, either. Which, of course, is also predicted by the theory of quantum mechanics.

Which means I'm getting a headache. Does M&M Enterprises have any aspirin for sale?



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RE: Lt. Honda soils his breechcloth - 3/8/2008 9:47:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		Operation Akron. "Akron" was supposed to be on King's and Marshall's "do not use" list. Oh well, maybe Marshall's secretary got the heading wrong on the copy she sent to Admiral Tabpub. She is lucky to still have a job after that screw up with Truman being invited to the NSC meetings. Evidently, she has an ample bosom. She is going to need all her assets when offical Washington finds out the name of the operation.




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RE: Lt. Honda soils his breechcloth - 3/8/2008 9:52:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		Fiji would not be an easy place to stage an amphibious landing. There are reefs all over the place. The Suva landing is a few miles down the coast.




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Official Washington - 3/10/2008 1:04:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		***************Oval Office, White House, Washington, D.C., 07:15, December 11, 1942, Presidential Daily Briefing************

Gen. Marshall: Sir, the most important item this morning is Operation Akron.

Tall, patrician-looking guy: Akron? Holy cow! I had no idea the Japs had got all the way to Iowa. Aren't you guys supposed to keep me updated on this stuff?

Adm. King: I think you mean Ohio, sir,

Tall, patrician-looking guy: Iowa, Ohio, does it really matter? I would say the voters in Akron are going to be pretty angry. That is a Democratic town, Captain.

Adm. King: Admiral, sir.

Tall, patrician-looking guy: I am an Admiral too? Why doesn't someone tell me these things.


Adm. King: Yes sir. I will see to it.

Gen. Marshall: Sir,...<pauses to chose his words> operation Akron isn't really in Akron.

Tall, patrician-looking guy: Well, that is pretty confusing isn't it? Are you TRYING to confuse me?

Gen. Marshall: No sir. We weren't too happy with the operation name either. It seems there was a clerical error.

Adm. King: Still, it might have been worse. <both officers chuckle>

Tall, patrician-looking guy: Well, as this is a briefing, are you going to tell me WHERE opeartion Akron is?

Gen. Marshall: Yes sir. It's Fiji sir.

Tall, patrician-looking guy: Fiji, Fiji? I can't place it. Is that a blue collar town?

Gen. Marshall: No sir, I'd say more a no-collar town. <both officers chuckle>

Tall, patrician-looking guy: Splendid! The medical guys told me to say that more. It means something is really good.

Gen. Marshall: Yes sir. Splendid, sir.

Tall, patrician-looking guy: Fiji, a no-collar town. That sounds like good Democratic voters to me. Splendid! Do the men not wear shirts then?

Gen. Marshall: Yes sir, chiefly. And many of the women too.

Tall, patrician-looking guy: The women too? Splendid! I would like to visit there when this is over.

Gen. Marshall: Yes, sir.

Tall, patrician-looking guy: Splendid! look, if this Operation Akron doesn't work out can we at least drop some absentee ballots there before November '44? We can use some of those hundreds of transport thingys we have sitting around doing nothing. What do you call those things again?

Gen. Marshall: C-47's, sir?

Tall, patrician-looking guy: Yes, splenidid! Use some of them. The taxpayers like to see what they buy put to good use.

Gen. Marshall: But sir, they are earmarked for the ETO.

Tall, patrician-looking guy: ETO? Look guys, how many times do I have to tell you to can the abbreviations.

Gen. Marshall: Yes sir. Sorry, Mr. President. C-47's for absentee ballots. Yes sir.

Tall, patrician-looking guy: Splendid! <intercom buzzes, he says conspiratorially to the two officers> Hey, watch this, it's a talking radio. You are not going to believe this <depresses intercom button> Yes, what is it? <giggles a bit>

Voice over intercom: Sir, it's Senator Truman. He wants to see you sir. He says it's urgent. Something about Quonset huts, sir.

Tall, patrician-looking guy: Truman? Oh man. <the smile leaves his face> Tell him I am not in.

Voice over intercom: I'm afraid thay won't work, sir. He is down on his hands and knees peering throught the gap under the door to the Oval Office.

Voice from behind dooor: <muffled> Mr. President, it's Harry. I know you are in. I need to talk to you about the military-industrial-complex. Sir, I'll get some of those salty fish eggs if you like.....


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Orbat - 3/10/2008 1:56:10 AM   
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RE: Orbat - 3/14/2008 8:37:35 PM   
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RE: Orbat - 3/15/2008 1:10:14 AM   
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Either that or he and Tabpub are arguing over who to blame

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RE: Orbat - 3/15/2008 10:10:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		Blame? No blame, just a bit slow on turns right now; this time from our oppos.

Nandi fell yesterday; expect Suva to come in soon, once I start some attacking. Right now, two divisions are having a beach party, stuffing their faces with supplies....

I am sure that the Captain will be along soon with a splendid tale or two sometime soon.

Cheers.

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..Oh! We fly o'er the treetops with inches to spare,
There's smoke in the cockpit and gray in my hair.
The tracers look fine as a strafin' we go.
But, brother, we're TOO God damn low...

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Uzo - 3/15/2008 10:23:27 PM   
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Last night I discovered a quite remarkable effect when the "licorice center" in the female human brain is stimulated. Test subject was Stalker Girl. More to come. Still at work.

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RE: Uzo - 3/15/2008 10:45:52 PM   
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Yes..I must have worked 26 of the last 28 days. My daughters are competing to see who can spend more money.

Last night I discovered a quite remarkable effect when the "licorice center" in the female human brain is stimulated. Test subject was Stalker Girl. More to come. Still at work.


The more you tell us about the lady the more I become convinced that she responds in the same way to virtually any stimulus......you lucky dog.

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RE: Uzo - 3/15/2008 11:08:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Yes..I must have worked 26 of the last 28 days. My daughters are competing to see who can spend more money.

Last night I discovered a quite remarkable effect when the "licorice center" in the female human brain is stimulated. Test subject was Stalker Girl. More to come. Still at work.


You work weekends. I'm kidding...

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Operation Akron - 3/16/2008 7:25:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		When the Japs spot what is headed their way on the 9th, they evacuate Nandi and Suva airfields (largely), instead concentrating resources at Tonga and Pago Pago which are 500 and 800+ miles distant. A few Lilys apparently stay behind at Nandi to make the Emperor happy. I'm sure he was very proud.

The guy in charge of naval mines for Fiji is going places (if he doesn't get killed). 5 Allied transports are mined on day #1.

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From the log of Vice Adm. W W Smith, Commander Allied Naval Forces, Operation, Akron, aboard HMS Prince of Wales....


December 10, 1942...

03:20 Bombardment Group (USS Nevada) ordered to remain on station due to apparent evacuation of enemy airfield, Suva.

05:20 Fast MSW group operating operating Control Zone Empire (Suva approaches) without opposition.

06:27 Landings 1st & 2nd Marine Raider and 112th Cav commencing near Nandi. USS Pope and USS Calhoun engaging single enemy shore battery.

07:44 USS Southard commencing minesweeping Beqa Passage, reporting no shore fire.

08:05 USS Le Maire reports mine damage with moderate flooding, 1000 yds E Beqa Passage. Cpt. intends debarkation as planned.

08:28 Cdr Dean, USS President Adams, reports first boats away Rovodrau Bay landing beaches. Light enemy indirect fire encountered.

09:05 USS Tracy reports inbound hostiles from ENE at 30 miles. These are intercepted by CAP of Yorktown and Saratoga with destruction of 8 bombers. No friendly losses.

09:27 This vessel and HMAS Australia under attack by 10 Lily bombers. Manuvering.

09:30 All clear. No damage reported.

09:50 VT-5, VT-8 and VT-3 attacking Suva airfield. One bomber lost. Airfield heavily damaged.

10:22 6-10 enemy bombers reported approaching carriers without escorts. 3 claimed destroyed with no freindly losses.

11:28 Following vessels reporting mine damage in Suva area of operation. HMS Empire Tarpon and Empire Dawn, USS Kansan and West Shipper. USS Evertson and USS Gregory engaging 3 x medium caliber shore battery on Beqa Island. Both vessels damaged.


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RE: Uzo - 3/16/2008 7:30:30 PM   
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The more you tell us about the lady the more I become convinced that she responds in the same way to virtually any stimulus......you lucky dog.


Yes. I was thinking the same thing. Amaretto...the "almond center", Uzo...the "licorice center", Gin and tonic....the "citrus center", Ferrari Carrano Cabernet...the "grape center".

I feel if I could just find the common thread, I would make a major advance in human physiology (and would be very popular too)

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RE: Uzo - 3/16/2008 8:10:29 PM   
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