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Here's another old one from memory: Pierre the famous WWI French fighter pilot is home on leave and takes his girl Marie out on a picnic by the river. After they eat Marie feels romantic and says, "Pierre, please, kiss me". She closes her eyes and then is startled to find he has splashed wine on her face. "Pierre, why did you do that?" He responds, "I am Pierre the famous fighter pilot and when I have red meat I want red wine to go with it!" So they start kissing and she gets a little more excited and says, "Oh Pierre, kiss me lower!" So Pierre rips open her blouse and then splashes her chest with wine. "Pierre! What the heck are you doing?!" "I am Pierre, the famous fighter pilot! And when I have white meat, I want white wine to go with it!" So they continue making out and now she is getting very excited. "Ohhhh.... Pierre! Please, kiss me lower!" So with that Pierre rips off her remaining clothes and and splashes cognac between her legs. She decides not to say anything, but to just enjoy the moment and let him do his thing. Then he tosses a match in her crotch. She screams and jumps into the river. "PIERRE! JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!!!" Pierre responds, "I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot! And when I go down, I go down in flames!"
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Enlisted during Nixon, retired during Clinton then went postal - joined the USPS, then retired from that during Obama.
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