Cap Mandrake
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***********Plenary Architural Planning Committe Meeting #82, Aru Island Airfield Design Working Group, March 15, 1943******** <we join in porgress> Col. J. Irvine, US Army, 802nd EAB: <Col. Irvine is CIC of the nearly 8,000 US and Australian engineers on Aru Island, most, like Col. Irvine, have been here for many months. He can barely conceal his frustration> Very well, as to the design of the aviation fuel pump house structure, are we clear on that? J. Ingratubun, Chairman Architectural Committee, Southern Aru Island Homeowner's Association: There are two issues Col. First, the roof, the bylaws clearly state all roofs must be constructed of terracotta tiles, natural color. And the walls must be painted in one of 3 approved Tuscan-themed colors, Tuscan Farmhouse, Evening Tuscan Farmhouse or Morning Tuscan Farmhouse. Col. J. Irvine, US Army, 802nd EAB: Tuscany? Tuscany is in Italy isn't it? That must be 10,000 miles from here. It is crazy. J. Ingratubun, Chairman Architectural Committee, Southern Aru Islan Homeowner's Association: Colonel, I did not write the bylaws. There is no need to be rude. It is designed to make the Island's building architecurally harmonious. We are also requesting that the NE corner of the compound be lined with 40 mature Italian Cypress to hide the fuel tanks. Col. J. Irvine, US Army, 802nd EAB: Italian Cypress, are you kidding me? Those things won't grow here. Mr. Ingratubun, I would remind you there is a war on. J. Ingratubun, Chairman Architectural Committee, Southern Aru Island Homeowner's Association: Colonel, I would remind you of the lease arrangement with the US Army. It clearly states on page 32.. Col. J. Irvine, US Army, 802nd EAB: I KNOW what it says but nobody pays attention to that stuff. If this were Samoa we would be done by now and the locals would be making large profits already. That is what we are fighting for. J. Ingratubun, Chairman Architectural Committee, Southern Aru Island Homeowner's Association: Colonel, THIS is not Samoa and WE are not fighting the Japanese. Col. J. Irvine, US Army, 802nd EAB: All right. Where do I get the tiles? J. Ingratubun, Chairman Architectural Committee, Southern Aru Island Homeowner's Association: Given the war, they have become scarce. Our most reliable supplier is M & M Enterpises, Roofing Division, in Darwin. Col. J. Irvine, US Army, 802nd EAB: And the paint? J. Ingratubun, Chairman Architectural Committee, Southern Aru Island Homeowner's Association: M & M... Col. J. Irvine, US Army, 802nd EAB: Let me guess. M & M Enterprises Paint Division, Darwin. J. Ingratubun, Chairman Architectural Committee, Southern Aru Island Homeowner's Association: Indeed. How did you know? Col. J. Irvine, US Army, 802nd EAB: A keen insight sharpened by 18 months of experience with the 802nd EAB. Now, what is this about the runway? Mr. Thackery, SPCA observer: Ah, yes. The runway, as currently configured, will inhibit seasonal drainage, thereby damaging the habitat of the Southern Aru bare-breasted marsh tit. Col. J. Irvine, US Army, 802nd EAB: Couldn't the Southern Aru bare-breasted marsh tit just find another nest? There IS a war on. Don't tell me YOU aren't fighting the Japanese either. Mr. Thackery, SPCA observer: The SPCA officially assumes a position of neutrality. Col. J. Irvine, US Army, 802nd EAB: All right, what do you want? Mr. Thackery, SPCA observer: The runway will need a drainge swale able to accomodate 500 cubic feet per second. Col. J. Irvine, US Army, 802nd EAB: SWALE?! SWALE?! I can't put a swale there. It is a RUNWAY! Do you have the slightest idea what that would do to P-38 undercarriage? If we did everything you.....<composes himself>...Alright, 18 inch corrugated drainage pipe, buried. Mr. Thackery, SPCA observer: 500 cfs. Col. J. Irvine, US Army, 802nd EAB: Oh Jesus! Two by 18 inch, then.............
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