jeffk3510
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Joined: 12/3/2007 From: Kansas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: 88l71 Here ya go, the WITP version of "Hotel California" In a Texas apartment, sitting at a PC Jotting notes in a notebook about convoys at sea Calculating the distance to the next forward base The Japanese are approaching Rangoon With a quickening pace His wife stands in the doorway, rings the dinner bell But he is thinking to himself his ships could be sunk by a Betty or Nell And when he's working and the boss is away In his head he's forming defensive lines for the Brits in Mandalay One more for the War in The Pacific Such a complex game Puts Pacwar to shame Readying a turn for War in the Pacific 1 day turns, 5 years Brings a geek to tears His mind with rules it is twisted, he's got base expansion plans He's got Excel and word files open and a pen in his hands How he types on the keyboard, the CAP is all set Engineers are expanding, he hopes he won't forget Welcome to the war in the Pacific Such a complex game Puts Pacwar to shame Plenty of turns in the War in the Pacific Japanese have surprise Over the shocked allies Hours on the desktop, he has no social life And he says "I am just a prisoner here of pixellated strife" And in the admiral's chambers they gather for the feast Try to attack Kido Butai but the Zero's are such a beast Last thing I remember I was looking on the floor I had to find that notebook that said what those AK's were for Relax, said the gamer, the AI can be decieved You can strike back any time you like once Hellcats are recieved (guitar solo)
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Life is tough. The sooner you realize that, the easier it will be. Currently chasing three kids around the Midwest.
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