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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 5:57:00 AM

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Hi all,

Oh my...

Martin?

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RAF girls fly by the seat of their panties

by The Sun UK
John Kay
Chief Reporter

TOP Guns have amassed a treasure trove of knickers - paid by RAF girls as "fares" for a ride in a jet.

A whole wall of the Tornado pilots' bar is covered with the framed panties - with more hanging from the ceiling.

The tradition was started at Mount Pleasant airfield in the Falklands by fast jet crews.

But pilots of helicopters and rescue planes charge a BRA for a joyride.

One woman RAF officer said: "If you went flying with all the different aircraft in the Falklands, you wouldn't have any underwear left."

The fast jet pilots' private bar - a converted bedroom - is also decorated with an ejector seat.

Another female officer said: "Any woman who wants a flight in a jet has to offer her underwear in return.

"Underneath the framed women's underwear are messages like 'Thanks for the ride' and 'Thanks for making me squeal.'"

The airfield is manned by 700 RAF personnel, but only ten of the officers are women.

An RAF veteran revealed some of the high-jinks that went on in the pilots' bar - including "mess rugby" with a cabbage as a ball.

Last night RAF sources confirmed the existence of the knickers display.

A senior officer said: "All flights are approved. There is no question of illicit use of jets.

"Passengers are not forced to hand over knickers as a fare - but if they wish to make a donation, that is entirely up to them."

Last night the Ministry of Defence said: "Nobody should get upset about this. There's an approved system for allowing passenger flights in jets."

Leo "Apollo11"

Having seen the majority of WAAFs, I'd stay clear of their underwear

I've not done a full det in the Falklands, so I wouldn't be able to comment even if the RAF would let me

are the falklands girls any better

Great post !

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 5:58:11 AM

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Hmm, 864 pages.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 7:23:13 AM

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Morning everyone

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 7:24:34 AM

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I had 2 interviews arranged for tomorrow. Just had a phone call to say 1 employer has already offered the role to someone. They are very sorry. That's fair then.

Simon, sorry about that

; i hope the last interview will be ok ....

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 7:51:54 AM

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Hi all,

Good morning!

Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 7:56:42 AM

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Morning all.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 8:12:04 AM

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Hi all,

Hello Simon!

Sorry to read about yesterday...

Fingers cossed and best of luck in future interviews!

Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 10:32:35 AM

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Thanks Leo. It is what it is.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 12:08:34 PM

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Tithe...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 12:09:12 PM

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Good morning/Day all!

And good luck today Simon!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 12:15:15 PM

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Thanks Leo. It is what it is.

Good luck!!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 2:11:12 PM

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Hi all,

It is almost +35 degrees Centigrade here today... and Chinese presidebt is coming... traffic jams... time to go for lectures... 2 days to go...

Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 2:50:13 PM

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Good Friday morning - Tithe.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 3:01:41 PM

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 3:09:10 PM

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TTIFF...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 3:12:43 PM

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Ditto

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 4:00:22 PM

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This is quite possibly the most fantastic piece of irony I've seen lately

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 4:06:53 PM

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This is quite possibly the most fantastic piece of irony I've seen lately

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Good THREAD!!! That is awful!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 4:27:42 PM

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This is quite possibly the most fantastic piece of irony I've seen lately

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Good THREAD!!! That is awful!

It does make most fathers look good by comparison.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 4:50:09 PM

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Thanks Leo. It is what it is.

Yessir, there's that classic British fatalism coming to the rescue.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 7:16:21 PM

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This is quite possibly the most fantastic piece of irony I've seen lately

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Good THREAD!!! That is awful!

It does make most fathers look good by comparison.

Happy Father's Day Dad, at least you aren't a total degenerate like this guy

Not sure my Dad would appreciate that too much...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 7:28:28 PM

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Hello all. TGIF ! It has been a long, hard week. I need a lot of beer, wine, and a few cigars.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 7:33:24 PM

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Heat index here is going to be 107 F . Was about the same yesterday, and the fan in my car airconditioner went out . I think this is a day to leave work early.

Drop off the car at the shop.

And start drinking.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 7:38:29 PM

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This is quite possibly the most fantastic piece of irony I've seen lately

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Good THREAD!!! That is awful!

It does make most fathers look good by comparison.

Happy Father's Day Dad, at least you aren't a total degenerate like this guy Not sure my Dad would appreciate that too much...

I admit it doesn't set the bar very high, but I'm sure he'd still appreciate the thought.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 7:39:02 PM

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Heat index here is going to be 107�F�. Was about the same yesterday, and the fan in my car airconditioner went out . I think this is a day to leave work early.

Drop off the car at the shop.

And start drinking.

Might take a half day myself. Gotta think about it tho.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 9:01:53 PM

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leave work early.

Drop off the car at the shop.

start drinking.

not necessarily in that order ... and since when does the "heat index" have anything to do with it? (hee hee hee, us retired guys can give you taxpayers all kinds of crap...)

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 9:04:02 PM

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Hello all. TGIF !� It has been a long, hard week. I need a lot of beer, wine, and a few cigars.

Yeah, me too, but my doctor said I was havin' too much wine, women and song. So, I decided to give up singin'.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 9:07:13 PM

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Happy Father's Day

Father's day? How ridiculous is that? All being a father proves is that you knew how to do one simple thing, and, judging from what resulted, you weren't worth a d@mn at it...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 9:10:08 PM

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It does make most fathers look good by comparison.

You know? Even me. My son asked me one time, "dad, whatever made you and Mom decide to have me?"

I answered, "Well, son, it usually comes in six packs, but, for you, we needed a whole case."

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LOG! - 6/19/2009 10:54:46 PM

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some us knew better than to become fathers.........

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