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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 9:49:59 AM

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Hi all,

Good morning!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 9:52:21 AM

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ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

She would still have good taste if she liked Megan Fox.

Who is Megan Fox?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 10:14:36 AM

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 10:25:44 AM

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Erm gladiatt, Leo was winking... He knew who Megan Fox is...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 10:28:35 AM

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

Erm gladiatt, Leo was winking... He knew who Megan Fox is...

Terminus, i know that Leo knew who she is....but i think it is good to remind people "how" she is

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 10:49:48 AM

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ORIGINAL: gladiatt

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

Erm gladiatt, Leo was winking... He knew who Megan Fox is...

Terminus, i know that Leo knew who she is....but i think it is good to remind people "how" she is

Kristian was right (as usual)...

BTW, I don't like her... for me the beauty equals "Diane Lane" or "Monica Belluci"...

Diane Lane

Monica Belluci

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 11:07:24 AM

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Diane Lane is definitely yummy...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 1:12:08 PM

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Good morning, Diane Lane! - Tithe.

Now, that, I enjoy waking up to.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 1:51:55 PM

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ORIGINAL: HMS Resolution

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In an unfortunate accident Geraldine is killed when a rabbit out of the hat trick goes badly wrong.

Wait a minute. Where women are concerned, it's only an unfortunate accident when the rabbit dies.

Having owned---and killed---a few rabbits in my time, I'm gonna have to differ with you on this one, Boris.

No, but, see, the test for pregnancy used to be to inject a rabbit with blood serum taken from the woman being tested. If the rabbit lived, you were cool. If the rabbit died, she was pregnant, and you, Mr-Teenager-With-a-Hardon-Who-Found-a-Place-to-Put-It, were about to go through some serious changes.

Hence, the old expression "the rabbit died," which also became a way of conveying bad news in other respects.

"Hey, Captain, any news on whether you're being reassigned in-country?"
"Yah. Just found out this morning that the frickin' rabbit died."
"Well, better you than me."
"There it is."

< Message edited by pasternakski -- 6/25/2009 1:55:42 PM >

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 1:54:06 PM

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No, but, see, the test for pregnancy used to be to inject a rabbit with blood serum taken from the woman being tested. If the rabbit lived, you were cool. If the rabbit died, she was pregnant, and you, Mr-Teenager-With-a-Hardon-Who-Found-a-Place-to-Put-It, were about to go through some serious changes.

Hence, the old expression "the rabbit died," which also became a way of conveying bad news in other respects.

"Hey, Captain, any news on whether your being reassigned in-country?"
"Yah. Just found out this morning that the frickin' rabbit died."
"Well, better you than me."
"There it is."

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 1:55:26 PM

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Good morning, Diane Lane!�- Tithe. �

Now, that, I enjoy waking up to.�

Man, I don't know what you guys see in these skinny-legged, straggly-haired, no-junk-in-the-trunk white women.

This Diane Lane's got her a bad case of the George Bush chicken lips.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 1:55:55 PM

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Wow, even I knew that, and I'm not that old.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 1:57:09 PM

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Good afternoon guys

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 2:00:40 PM

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ORIGINAL: pasternakski
No, but, see, the test for pregnancy used to be to inject a rabbit with blood serum taken from the woman being tested. If the rabbit lived, you were cool. If the rabbit died, she was pregnant, and you, Mr-Teenager-With-a-Hardon-Who-Found-a-Place-to-Put-It, were about to go through some serious changes.

Uh, no... not really:

"Around 1927 it was discovered that if you injected the urine of a pregnant woman into a rabbit, there would be corpora hemorrhagica in the ovaries of the rabbit. These bulging masses on the ovaries could not be seen with out killing the rabbit to inspect the ovaries, so invariably, every rabbit died, even if the woman wasn't pregnant. The phrase, "The rabbit died," came to be a euphemism for a positive pregnancy test after the late 1920 and early 1930s."

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 2:04:25 PM

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Pas, when I read almost every one of your posts these days, I can't help but think of Rodney.

Yeah, but I don't get no respect, even from my doctor, ya know? Last time , he told me I needed to lose weight. I asked, "How much?" He says, "$500 a pound."

And then, there's my girlfriend Gloria. I went and got her name tattooed on my chest. When I showed it to her, she says, "Who's LORI?"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 2:07:32 PM

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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
"Around 1927 it was discovered that if you injected the urine of a pregnant woman into a rabbit, there would be corpora hemorrhagica in the ovaries of the rabbit. These bulging masses on the ovaries could not be seen with out killing the rabbit to inspect the ovaries, so invariably, every rabbit died, even if the woman wasn't pregnant. The phrase, "The rabbit died," came to be a euphemism for a positive pregnancy test after the late 1920 and early 1930s."

Well, yeah, you old farts gotta show off by correcting us young guys. Besides, my version has a little potential for humor to it, you grumpy old groundpounder.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 2:08:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: pasternakski

quote:

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
"Around 1927 it was discovered that if you injected the urine of a pregnant woman into a rabbit, there would be corpora hemorrhagica in the ovaries of the rabbit. These bulging masses on the ovaries could not be seen with out killing the rabbit to inspect the ovaries, so invariably, every rabbit died, even if the woman wasn't pregnant. The phrase, "The rabbit died," came to be a euphemism for a positive pregnancy test after the late 1920 and early 1930s."

Well, yeah, you old farts gotta show off by correcting us young guys. Besides, my version has a little potential for humor to it, you grumpy old groundpounder.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 2:13:14 PM

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ORIGINAL: pasternakski

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ORIGINAL: USS America

Good morning, Diane Lane!�- Tithe. �

Now, that, I enjoy waking up to.�

Man, I don't know what you guys see in these skinny-legged, straggly-haired, no-junk-in-the-trunk white women.

This Diane Lane's got her a bad case of the George Bush chicken lips.

Brothers, I give you Sophie Marceau....

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 2:20:13 PM

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BTW - i'm not sure when they stopped using rabbits, but by the late 60's at least they had gone to frogs... less expensive, less cuddly... by the early 70's the direct test for HCG was invented.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 2:49:41 PM

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Hi all,

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ORIGINAL: pasternakski

quote:

ORIGINAL: USS America

Good morning, Diane Lane!�- Tithe. �

Now, that, I enjoy waking up to.�

Man, I don't know what you guys see in these skinny-legged, straggly-haired, no-junk-in-the-trunk white women.

This Diane Lane's got her a bad case of the George Bush chicken lips.

Shame on you!

Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 3:02:04 PM

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F***ing dentists...

Getting a cavity fixed isn't the problem, it's PAYING for it afterwards...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 3:03:48 PM

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Yep....they ain't cheap. And you can't even properly complain because your lips feel like shower mats hanging off your face.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 3:04:05 PM

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Hi all,

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

F***ing dentists... Getting a cavity fixed isn't the problem, it's PAYING for it afterwards...

How much Kristian?

Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 3:09:12 PM

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Quick run-down of my bill:

- Regular annual check-up : $26
- X-Rays : $33
- Filling of single cavity : $199

$258 in total. It's a lot of money for a humble file clerk.

I'm glad I pay for private health insurance, so I'll get $63 back at some point.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 3:29:14 PM

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Hi all,

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

Quick run-down of my bill:

- Regular annual check-up : $26
- X-Rays : $33
- Filling of single cavity : $199

$258 in total. It's a lot of money for a humble file clerk.

I'm glad I pay for private health insurance, so I'll get $63 back at some point.

Lot of money...

Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 3:36:45 PM

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ORIGINAL: pasternakski
No, but, see, the test for pregnancy used to be to inject a rabbit with blood serum taken from the woman being tested. If the rabbit lived, you were cool. If the rabbit died, she was pregnant, and you, Mr-Teenager-With-a-Hardon-Who-Found-a-Place-to-Put-It, were about to go through some serious changes.

Hence, the old expression "the rabbit died," which also became a way of conveying bad news in other respects.

"Hey, Captain, any news on whether you're being reassigned in-country?"
"Yah. Just found out this morning that the frickin' rabbit died."
"Well, better you than me."
"There it is."

Well dang. This is what I get for being born during the first Reagan administration, I guess.

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repaired LOG! - 6/25/2009 3:59:43 PM

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

F***ing dentists... Getting a cavity fixed isn't the problem, it's PAYING for it afterwards...

I just paid $140.00 for a repaired filling.

Dental insurance coverage was 100%

(100% of the small portion of the charge they were willing to pay)

but at least i got 20 vicodin out of it.

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THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 4:02:21 PM

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I can't help but wonder if it's not all the pain-killers you're popping that's making you into the wood-worshiping loonie you are...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 4:03:25 PM

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Hmmm...I think it just exacerbates the natural looniness........

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/25/2009 4:06:38 PM

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Well, Greg House spent the last five episodes of last season hallucinating massively because of Vicodin, and he's a fictional character, just like LogBoy, so why not?

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