pasternakski
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ORIGINAL: HMS Resolution Well, unfortunately, I lost my somewhat less than legendary sang-froid and told her the actual dollar amount I had spent on her in the past three weeks; it is a not inconsiderable percentage of my salary. As the baby of the thread, I think I hardly need tell you gentlemen what a poor decision that was. You know it, brother. There are certain things you never tell a woman, and that's one of 'em. Sometimes, though, it's not even good enough to keep your mouth shut. I had a girlfriend once, Priscilla by name, who was lying next to me one night after we had finished with an episode of "Hide the Carrot." She said, tantalizingly, "You know, baby, it's not just the sex..." God help me, I hesitated before answering. I kinda miss her from time to time. Stupid as a post, but the sex was terrific. Ah, well.
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Put my faith in the people And the people let me down. So, I turned the other way, And I carry on anyhow.
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