Terminus
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Joined: 4/23/2005 From: Denmark Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: JWE So there I was at the super-market, getting stuff to eat, and was wandering past the frozen fowls, when I look, and what do I see in the midst of all the capons, but a goose. Well, I got some friends coming over tomorrow, so I think to myself – self, hmm, a goose, yeah, cool, I can do a goose. So I snag the goose. I get a bunch of other stuff and head for the checkout line. Whoah, Nellie. Everything goes ‘beep’ except Ms Goose. “Oh, this doesn’t have a tag, so we’ll have to get a price.” Yeah, okay, no worries. And on, and on. “Sir, I’m afraid we can’t find a price, on this.” Oh, that’s ok, says I – I found it in the bin of frozen capons. “Oh, but this is a goose, it isn’t a capon.” No worries, says I, just think about it – a goose is just a great big chicken. So just charge me for a great big fat capon. “But sir, that’s going to be expensive.” Oh, says I, that’s quite all right. So a 7lb goose for $18.00. Woof! It was all I could do to keep from ROTFFLMAO. Ignorance is bliss... Your bliss, in this case... Anyhoo, just got home from seeing District 9. Weird film.
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