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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:23:26 PM

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He did. There was no rivet on floor. I just walked over it coming from the ri closet (refill time). I sit down. The CAT HAS NOT MOVED. And now he is playing with a metal rivet.

Cats are gods. There can be no other explanation.

Thats why I'd rather buy a dog. You'll still find strange things on the carpet, but at least you'll know exactly where they came from....

Trust me, cats do that too. In fact, they can produce the exact same object from both ends. Go figure.

A rivet, however....that's just something I can't fathom.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:23:44 PM

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Well, it's just you and me, Yuri....interested in a bi-faber?

So Martians are bisexual, then?

I knew someone would comment on that....who better than the raunchiest man alive. How ya been Pas?

Better than a sharp stick in the eyeball, tovarishch. Of course, there aren't many things you can't say that about.

A hard kick in the cobblers would be one of those.

Cobblers, yarbles and then something to do with no sex.....English is so crazy language....

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:24:41 PM

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You guys are going down a weird path......

Pas is the one taking us there.

Hey - you and brush head were the ones contemplating getting down in the bushes and showin each other how it's done...

And apparently you decided to join us. What's that all about?

Are you sure you wanna know?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:24:44 PM

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You guys are going down a weird path......

Pas is the one taking us there.

Hey - you and brush head were the ones contemplating getting down in the bushes and showin each other how it's done...

And apparently you decided to join us. What's that all about?

Up for the old trifecta, eh?

Can I get a mulligan on that?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:25:12 PM

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How very Egyptian of you to say so.Cats are gods. There can be no other explanation.

Well....you do know the Egyptians were ruled by Martians, right?

Yah - that must be where they got that weird, two-dimensional profile art.

You guys really aren't very creative, are you?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:25:24 PM

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How very Egyptian of you to say so.Cats are gods. There can be no other explanation.

Well....you do know the Egyptians were ruled by Martians, right?

So I heard. But you guys make terrible interior decorators.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:26:20 PM

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He did. There was no rivet on floor. I just walked over it coming from the ri closet (refill time). I sit down. The CAT HAS NOT MOVED. And now he is playing with a metal rivet.

Cats are gods. There can be no other explanation.

Thats why I'd rather buy a dog. You'll still find strange things on the carpet, but at least you'll know exactly where they came from....

Trust me, cats do that too. In fact, they can produce the exact same object from both ends. Go figure.

A rivet, however....that's just something I can't fathom.

Maybe he's due for airframe maintenance?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:26:21 PM

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How very Egyptian of you to say so.Cats are gods. There can be no other explanation.

Well....you do know the Egyptians were ruled by Martians, right?

Yah - that must be where they got that weird, two-dimensional profile art.

You guys really aren't very creative, are you?

No sir. Have you seen are planet? There's nothing inspirational about it. Sand and ice. Like a litter box.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:27:11 PM

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You guys are going down a weird path......

Pas is the one taking us there.

Hey - you and brush head were the ones contemplating getting down in the bushes and showin each other how it's done...

And apparently you decided to join us. What's that all about?

Up for the old trifecta, eh?

Can I get a mulligan on that?

I had a response but I thought better of it............

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:27:42 PM

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Cobblers, yarbles and then something to do with no sex.....English is so crazy language....

Just figure that everything said in English somehow or other invokes a sex-related body part.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:28:35 PM

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No sir. Have you seen are planet? There's nothing inspirational about it. Sand and ice. Like a litter box.

Who do we blame Mayan art on, then?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:28:45 PM

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Cobblers, yarbles and then something to do with no sex.....English is so crazy language....

Just figure that everything said in English somehow or other invokes a sex-related body part.

Really? There's only two of those. Does that make English a Bi-language?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:29:29 PM

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No sir. Have you seen are planet? There's nothing inspirational about it. Sand and ice. Like a litter box.

Who do we blame Mayan art on, then?

Who? Not who. What. Tequila.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:29:31 PM

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But you guys make terrible interior decorators.

Yes, we are notorious for our inferior interiors. Just look what we did to the White House...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:29:42 PM

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Cobblers, yarbles and then something to do with no sex.....English is so crazy language....

Just figure that everything said in English somehow or other invokes a sex-related body part.

There arnt that many sex related body parts. How could you possibly communicate using that?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:30:35 PM

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But you guys make terrible interior decorators.

Yes, we are notorious for our inferior interiors. Just look what we did to the White House...

I was talking about Martians, but good point nonetheless.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:31:02 PM

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Cobblers, yarbles and then something to do with no sex.....English is so crazy language....

Just figure that everything said in English somehow or other invokes a sex-related body part.

There arnt that many sex related body parts. How could you possibly communicate using that?

Sin language. I mean sign language.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:31:06 PM

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Who do we blame Mayan art on, then?

Guy name of Doshe Mayan. See, he was a Jew...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:32:03 PM

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Cobblers, yarbles and then something to do with no sex.....English is so crazy language....

Just figure that everything said in English somehow or other invokes a sex-related body part.

There arnt that many sex related body parts. How could you possibly communicate using that?

Sin language. I mean sign language.

Digital communication?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:32:25 PM

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But you guys make terrible interior decorators.

Yes, we are notorious for our inferior interiors. Just look what we did to the White House...

I was talking about Martians, but good point nonetheless.

We, of course, do not have interiors. Nor decorators. We have sand. And ice. And extreme cold. And nothing else.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:32:35 PM

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Who do we blame Mayan art on, then?

Guy name of Doshe Mayan. See, he was a Jew...

I'm starting to see how this works....

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:33:22 PM

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But you guys make terrible interior decorators.

Yes, we are notorious for our inferior interiors. Just look what we did to the White House...

I was talking about Martians, but good point nonetheless.

We, of course, do not have interiors. Nor decorators. We have sand. And ice. And extreme cold. And nothing else.

Now you have a rover.....to play with, and cuddle with and call him George....

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:33:36 PM

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Cobblers, yarbles and then something to do with no sex.....English is so crazy language....

Just figure that everything said in English somehow or other invokes a sex-related body part.

There arnt that many sex related body parts. How could you possibly communicate using that?

Sin language. I mean sign language.

Digital communication?

Em...yes....I suppose....digit? Might a bit strong.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:34:05 PM

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Cobblers, yarbles and then something to do with no sex.....English is so crazy language....

Just figure that everything said in English somehow or other invokes a sex-related body part.

There arnt that many sex related body parts. How could you possibly communicate using that?

Well, Yuri, I don't know how sex goes for you, but for me just about everything gets involved at some point or other - of course, you live in the land of the glory hole, so I guess minimal contact is de rigeuer there...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:34:17 PM

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Em...yes....I suppose....digit? Might a bit strong.

Thats what she said....

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:34:52 PM

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But you guys make terrible interior decorators.

Yes, we are notorious for our inferior interiors. Just look what we did to the White House...

I was talking about Martians, but good point nonetheless.

We, of course, do not have interiors. Nor decorators. We have sand. And ice. And extreme cold. And nothing else.

Now you have a rover.....to play with, and cuddle with and call him George....

Are you serious? The rolling toaster you sent up here is a damn TOY? More like a rugrat with a transmitter.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:35:20 PM

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Em...yes....I suppose....digit? Might a bit strong.

Thats what she said....

She always speaks the truth.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:36:03 PM

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Well, Yuri, I don't know how sex goes for you, but for me just about everything gets involved at some point or other - of course, you live in the land of the glory hole, so I guess minimal contact is de rigeuer there...

I suppose, theoretically....you could....somehow....use, say....the spleen...in a sexual fashion. But I dont even want to know how.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/12/2010 11:36:27 PM

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