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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:20:11 PM   
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Junior Rates aren't allowed beer on tap at sea.


Cause everyone knows that you'll all just get fershnicken and try to gain carnal knowledge of the captain's dog.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:20:57 PM   
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Stop Shouting!


He's advertising.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:22:03 PM   
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Women


Technically, that hasnt been true since you said "I do".

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:23:39 PM   
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True, I conceed to your wisdom in this matter!


You too, Mr. "I married an officer".

I dont care if she's JAG, she can still have your @ss keelhauled.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:24:39 PM   
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You have beer on your submarines , we are now adding women.So there!


That has to increase deployment times to at least a year.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:25:54 PM   
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Hi all,

Steve, what's with your banner picture?

All we see is "[image]199349037E094C2A908F65C1A8CD59BA[image]"...

You should check / change that...


Leo "Apollo11"


Been trying too for some time as well as adding the Avatar back. I've finally located the trouble. It comes up as "operator too stupid to own a computer!" I've tried odering a replacement part, but they stopped making them in 1957!

Some day when I have a lot of free time , or a teenager around , I'll get it fixed. Sorry Leo.


I'd suggest you start by closing the tag.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:26:52 PM   
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He definitely means helmut

Not a chancellor.

Well, that was kohld of you, Pas.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:27:17 PM   
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Um, Steve? What was your longest time away from a land base? 12-16 hours? I spend 87 straight days at sea during Desert Storm.

We "earned" one beer day during that time and I was handed two cans of hot Heineken to drink.


But you guys had your own soft icecream machines too.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:28:50 PM   
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must......maintain.....interest....in....work.........


Would you have an easier time if your work had boobies?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:30:03 PM   
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Um, Steve? What was your longest time away from a land base? 12-16 hours? I spend 87 straight days at sea during Desert Storm.

We "earned" one beer day during that time and I was handed two cans of hot Heineken to drink.


But you guys had your own soft icecream machines too.

Yeah, wasn't this on a huge CVN? Don't they have swimming pools, king-sized beds and saunas for the junior officers?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:30:06 PM   
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Hi all,

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I spend 87 straight days at sea during Desert Storm.


105 without surfacing.


I didn't know that you were submariner Simon... I that that you served on RN surface ships...


Leo "Apollo11"


Reminds me of that R. Lee Ermey quip about "what's long, cylindrical and full of seamen"?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:31:42 PM   
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I've just started my second run-through. First was as a human male Noble, this one as a female Dalish.


Hmmm....a Danish Dalish......

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THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:32:44 PM   
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Logalis....Elf Lord of the Tree hugger level 7 with my sword and magic helmut!




Had you pegged for a level 10 weirdo.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:32:50 PM   
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Junior Rates aren't allowed beer on tap at sea.


Beer? At sea? They can't have beer on tap at sea? OH-WA! What is the world comming too?


Um, Steve? What was your longest time away from a land base? 12-16 hours? I spend 87 straight days at sea during Desert Storm.

We "earned" one beer day during that time and I was handed two cans of hot Heineken to drink.




OK Mike. Let's lay that "Cadillac duty myth" to rest. Yes, I was land based. But unlike maintainers, for who "VP" duty is Cadillac duty , for Aircrew, it's a little different. Maintainers can have a beer anytime that they are not on duty ) and I've know a few who would have one when they were on duty. If you think it's hard not having a beer when you've been months at sea , where NO ONE , not even the Captain is having one , try going 30 days when everyone around you is having one , offering you one , and trying to repay you by buying you one.
Here is how it works: You show up for a 2-3 hour brief, then go to the plane and do a three hour preflight. Then you wait for 4-5 hours for maintainance to fix a gripe with the airplane that they supposedly fixed , but didn't. THEN you go flying. And yes , it's only 12-14 hours on patrol. And the P-3c has three pilots, two flight engineers, two navigators, two sonar operators and ONE EWO. Guess which one I am? So after 12-14 hours of sitting the seat (because no one else can) we land, and the "crew rest cycle" begins.This means , since your base is "flapping" (at a high alert status, tracking multiple "real world targets"--read "bad guys") that EXACTLY 12 hours after landing you WILL fly again. Unfortunately , this flight isn't done. And you are already supposed to be preparing (read--no booze) . So you post flight the plane for an hour or so, then go to a debrief for two hours--that turns into three or four if you had an interesting flight.

Then you go eat. But as a "Prisoner of the flight schedual" , you eat when you can and Navy and Air Force galleys have very specific hours. They never, ever coincide with the flight schedual. (It's against the rules). So you go to the club (This is Iceland--no MacDonalds, Burger King, etc. The basing treaty doesn't permit them). The club is expensive, but..it's hot. So you finally sit down in a comfortable chair (having changed--no flight suits). Your dead, but starving. Then the devil's begin their torment. Every 15 minutes for the rest of your meal , the waitress will offer you a drink. People all around you are having drinks. You smell it, you crave it , but it's not for you!
Finally , ordeal over , you get to your room....and everybody in the barracks is having a party. Except you. Your flying in six hours. Despite the "do not disturb, crew resting sign" on your door , at least 3 times through the night some drunken maintainer will knock on your door, demand someone who doesn't live there , then try to give you a beer to make up[ for waking you up. If you can sleep at all , due to the non-stop partying going on.

Your alarm goes off and it's 0Dark30 and it's time to do it all over again. Repeat again and again for thirty or so days. Maybe, just maybe the "flap" will end , and you can try to make inroads to deal with your sleep and beer deprivation. Or not. I've seen flaps that lasted most of an entire deployment (six months or more).

So , yeah , your right that P-3 deployments can be fun . Or not. Unless your a maintainer. Then it's usually fun. Weren't you a AT Mike?




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RE: THE THREAD! - 3/2/2010 10:32:58 PM   
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Logalis....Elf Lord of the Tree hugger level 7 with my sword and magic helmut!


In your case wouldn't that be Hell Mutt?




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THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:33:26 PM   
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actually, given what occured last nite.....i should probably say...."magic screwdriver and tool-kit"




Do tell.

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RE: log! - 3/2/2010 10:33:46 PM   
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Logalis....Elf Lord of the Tree hugger level 7 with my sword and magic helmut!





TREE HUGGER?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:34:28 PM   
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I do believe it is time to reboot Terminus.



Yes....in the head!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:34:33 PM   
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Chennelle produces alot of that.......


And LOGs.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:34:52 PM   
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I do believe it is time to reboot Terminus.


Can we upgrade him to a newer model?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:35:08 PM   
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All we see is [image]199349037E094C2A908F65C1A8CD59BA[/image]

You should check / change that...


Leo "Apollo11"

Probably a self-portrait in crayon. Steve has a lot of fun at Arts & Crafts time at the old folks home...



PFFFFTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:35:53 PM   
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And Good Morning guys Tonight I head to Ireland for two weeks vacation I will visit the Thread before I leave for the airport.......


Enjoy yourself! And be kind to "the little people"!


Did you just suggest that he refrain from kicking the leprechauns?



No....Irish kids!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:36:26 PM   
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I still habba code tithe....


Tell your wife to take to back.



She still has one.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:36:56 PM   
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Close all blast doors!!


Damn right!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:39:22 PM   
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True, I conceed to your wisdom in this matter!


You too, Mr. "I married an officer".

I dont care if she's JAG, she can still have your @ss keelhauled.


I didn't marry an officer. I married a civilain. She saw what a good time I was having in the USNR. So I still out ranked her. Then I made a monster out of her. I sent her to law school and guess who made the best offer?


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:39:56 PM   
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Yeah, wasn't this on a huge CVN? Don't they have swimming pools, king-sized beds and saunas for the junior officers?


Also massage parlors (with happy endings), after-dark dancing in the hangar deck, and highdiving off the weather bridge.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:39:56 PM   
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Hi all,

Steve, what's with your banner picture?

All we see is "[image]199349037E094C2A908F65C1A8CD59BA[image]"...

You should check / change that...


Leo "Apollo11"


Been trying too for some time as well as adding the Avatar back. I've finally located the trouble. It comes up as "operator too stupid to own a computer!" I've tried odering a replacement part, but they stopped making them in 1957!

Some day when I have a lot of free time , or a teenager around , I'll get it fixed. Sorry Leo.


I'd suggest you start by closing the tag.



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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:41:00 PM   
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Logalis....Elf Lord of the Tree hugger level 7 with my sword and magic helmut!




Had you pegged for a level 10 weirdo.



But turn it up to 11.


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:43:57 PM   
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OK Mike. Let's lay that "Cadillac duty myth" to rest. Yes, I was land based. But unlike maintainers, for who "VP" duty is Cadillac duty , for Aircrew, it's a little different. Maintainers can have a beer anytime that they are not on duty ) and I've know a few who would have one when they were on duty. If you think it's hard not having a beer when you've been months at sea , where NO ONE , not even the Captain is having one , try going 30 days when everyone around you is having one , offering you one , and trying to repay you by buying you one.
Here is how it works: You show up for a 2-3 hour brief, then go to the plane and do a three hour preflight. Then you wait for 4-5 hours for maintainance to fix a gripe with the airplane that they supposedly fixed , but didn't. THEN you go flying. And yes , it's only 12-14 hours on patrol. And the P-3c has three pilots, two flight engineers, two navigators, two sonar operators and ONE EWO. Guess which one I am? So after 12-14 hours of sitting the seat (because no one else can) we land, and the "crew rest cycle" begins.This means , since your base is "flapping" (at a high alert status, tracking multiple "real world targets"--read "bad guys") that EXACTLY 12 hours after landing you WILL fly again. Unfortunately , this flight isn't done. And you are already supposed to be preparing (read--no booze) . So you post flight the plane for an hour or so, then go to a debrief for two hours--that turns into three or four if you had an interesting flight.

Then you go eat. But as a "Prisoner of the flight schedual" , you eat when you can and Navy and Air Force galleys have very specific hours. They never, ever coincide with the flight schedual. (It's against the rules). So you go to the club (This is Iceland--no MacDonalds, Burger King, etc. The basing treaty doesn't permit them). The club is expensive, but..it's hot. So you finally sit down in a comfortable chair (having changed--no flight suits). Your dead, but starving. Then the devil's begin their torment. Every 15 minutes for the rest of your meal , the waitress will offer you a drink. People all around you are having drinks. You smell it, you crave it , but it's not for you!
Finally , ordeal over , you get to your room....and everybody in the barracks is having a party. Except you. Your flying in six hours. Despite the "do not disturb, crew resting sign" on your door , at least 3 times through the night some drunken maintainer will knock on your door, demand someone who doesn't live there , then try to give you a beer to make up[ for waking you up. If you can sleep at all , due to the non-stop partying going on.

Your alarm goes off and it's 0Dark30 and it's time to do it all over again. Repeat again and again for thirty or so days. Maybe, just maybe the "flap" will end , and you can try to make inroads to deal with your sleep and beer deprivation. Or not. I've seen flaps that lasted most of an entire deployment (six months or more).

So , yeah , your right that P-3 deployments can be fun . Or not. Unless your a maintainer. Then it's usually fun. Weren't you a AT Mike?





The way you describe it, it almost makes me sorry I didnt choose the navy.

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THE THREAD!!! - 3/2/2010 10:44:47 PM   
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Logalis....Elf Lord of the Tree hugger level 7 with my sword and magic helmut!





TREE HUGGER?


A.K.A. Log worshiper.

And lets watch the Subject line, shall we?

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