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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake ************Offices of Mr. Howard Hughes, Chairman, Hughes Aircraft Company, Fullerton, California, Jan. 13, 1942******* <An man in a US Army General uniform is ushered into the office by a secretary in a tight Andorra sweater. She has an ample bosom which is articially constrained by a device that resemble a pair of Atlas rocket nose cones.* She kinda looks like Jane Russel. In fact, she might acutally BE Jane Russel with fake blonde hair. The carpet is not visibile, of course. Oh, well doesn't really matter. No sense stirring up gossip. The General is greeted by Mr. Hughes.> HH: General, welcome to Hughes Aircraft. Gen. William J. Donovan: Thank you sir, please call me Bill. HH: Thank you Bill, you can call me Mr. Hughes. Gen. William J. Donovan: Thank you for seeing me Mr. Hughes. I wanted to talk about Project Azorian. HH: Project Azorian? Gen. William J. Donovan: Yes, it seems the Japs lost some experimental guns in a naval battle off Merak, Java and we imagine they would like to get their hands on them before we do. Trouble for them is their entire force was wiped out and, quite likely, they have limited intel on the location. HH: Hmmm..where do I come in, General? Gen. William J. Donovan: Right, we want the work to APPEAR to have been done by a neutral nation under civilian contract. Also, we don't want that little pissant Truman poking his nose into it. HH: I'm intrigued. Any competition? Gen. William J. Donovan: <looks at notes> It appears the Japs have contracted, through intermediaries, with an outfit called M&M Enterprises..... *The Atlas rocket has not been invented yet as Werner is still working for the Nazis. The inspiration for the design of the Atlas nose cone has not been established with certaintly. I'd say Howard is way our of his league. Incidentally, are you suggesting that Von Braun and Ms. Russel were closely enough acquainted for him to be....inspired?
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