pasternakski
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ORIGINAL: AW1Steve It's cheap , leaves no criminal record and no broken bones or marriages. There are worse things you could do. Yah. Like become a lawyer and THEN get drunk and stoned, chase girls, get in fights, race cars and generally get in trouble. But, I don't know about the record thing. Recently, strapped for cash, I applied for an associate's position with the well-known law firm Soo, Grabet & Runne. I got to the interview stage, mostly by lying and misrepresenting of course, and one of the first questions was, "Have you ever fabered?" (err ... ummm) I replied, "Yes, but I didn't inhale." "Well, are you remorseful? (aaahh ... eeehhh) "Yes, of course." "Did you ever do it again?" (mmmmm ... eheheh ... kaffkaff) "Yes, I did." "NEXT CANDIDATE!" I just hope that someday all us faberers can find acceptance and fairness ... maybe equal treatment under the tax laws as FOSOSSLQs (faberers of the same or opposite sex sharing living quarters) ... being able to serve our country without having to ignore our status as faberers ... perhaps, then, American society can forget its prejudices and we can all live together in peace and harmony ... Nah.
< Message edited by pasternakski -- 3/7/2010 6:18:34 PM >
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Put my faith in the people And the people let me down. So, I turned the other way, And I carry on anyhow.
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