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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/26/2010 8:32:54 PM

Apollo11

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Hi all,

Zsssssssss time...

Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/26/2010 8:57:59 PM

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Parole - Tithe.

Another Monday survived.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/26/2010 9:28:08 PM

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ORIGINAL: USS America

Parole - Tithe.�

Another Monday survived.�

I make no claims until I walk through my door safely. Been some wrecks on my road recently. Makes me wonder if gremlins are migrating through.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/26/2010 10:34:38 PM

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Tithe...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/26/2010 10:38:21 PM

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Post work tithe.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/26/2010 10:39:11 PM

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: Apollo11

Hi all,

Martin, some UK newspapers wrote today that there was no volcanic ash cloud above UK and that all was hoax...

What does RAF say about that (AFAIK there were some RAF test flights and there was some engine damage due to deposited particles inside engine due to volcanic ash)?

Leo "Apollo11"

Of course its a hoax! Its just a story they made up so the UFOs wouldnt have to bother with commercial air traffic while theyre abducting cows.

If those UFO's are not careful, the will make those cows mad.

Ouch!!!!

I'll give you this much, Mike. I definitely did NOT see that one coming.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/26/2010 10:39:55 PM

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Morning all.� I believe aliens multilating cows is a cover-up, as the government searches for the cow that elvis' soul went into after his pill party on the toilet.� I can somewhat buy the bubba-ho-tep theory as well.� *lights up the crack pipe for a 2nd hit*

Bubba-ho-tep? This one I gotta hear.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/26/2010 10:41:51 PM

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Which reminds me...why didn't the Icelanders recruit the services of Chuck Norris to deal with that pesky volcano? An erupting volcano versus Chuck Norris-sounds like a good matchup! I'm putting my money on Charles.

I thought it was Joe vs the volcano, not Charles. And I'm certain we can send Mr. Biden over there post haste.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/26/2010 10:56:58 PM

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Dunno why, but I was in the mood for more Chuck Norris 'facts':

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 1:23:00 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mynok

quote:

ORIGINAL: USS America

Parole - Tithe.�

Another Monday survived.�

I make no claims until I walk through my door safely. Been some wrecks on my road recently. Makes me wonder if gremlins are migrating through.

I heard about a pretty big accident on your "big road" this morning.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 1:25:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Dunno why, but I was in the mood for more Chuck Norris 'facts':

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Those are great!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 2:46:24 AM

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ORIGINAL: USS America

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mynok

quote:

ORIGINAL: USS America

Parole - Tithe.�

Another Monday survived.�

I make no claims until I walk through my door safely. Been some wrecks on my road recently. Makes me wonder if gremlins are migrating through.

I heard about a pretty big accident on your "big road" this morning.

There was one coming home from church yesterday that was pretty ugly.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 2:47:29 AM

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Holy lord have you never seen Bubba-Ho-Tep starring Bruce Campbell? Apprently Elvis changed places with a world class Elvis impersonator in order to escape all his fame and live out the rest of his days in a rest home. The film starts out with a geriatric Elvis lamenting the ineptitude of his downstairs region

and odd looking growth contained herein. It's all true man!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 4:51:22 AM

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Holy lord have you never seen Bubba-Ho-Tep starring Bruce Campbell? Apprently Elvis changed places with a world class Elvis impersonator in order to escape all his fame and live out the rest of his days in a rest home. The film starts out with a geriatric Elvis lamenting the ineptitude of his downstairs region and odd looking growth contained herein. It's all true man!

Fun film, Bruce is a master of cheesy good fun

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 4:54:34 AM

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Tithe

Plus public service announcement:I just happened to look at my Drivers License today and noticed that the expiration date is in the past

Not a big issue, just have to renew. I did think that I would post this tale for my Threadbrothers "Whats in your wallet?"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 6:34:58 AM

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Morning men

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 6:35:26 AM

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Time to iron some shirts.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 7:45:27 AM

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Hi all,

Good morning!

Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 7:45:53 AM

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Hi all,

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ORIGINAL: sprior

Time to iron some shirts.

What about wife unit?

Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 8:26:43 AM

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ORIGINAL: Apollo11

Hi all,

quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

Time to iron some shirts.

What about wife unit?

Leo "Apollo11"

She wouldn't let me iron her.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 9:42:54 AM

Apollo11

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Hi all,

quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

quote:

ORIGINAL: Apollo11

quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

Time to iron some shirts.

What about wife unit?

She wouldn't let me iron her.

Wife exclusively irons at home... and she cooks 99% of time... all other things we mostly share (but I only hoover the apartment, take the garbage out and clean the bathroom)...

Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 10:16:43 AM

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Good Morning Guys

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 10:27:30 AM

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ORIGINAL: bigmed1204

Holy lord have you never seen Bubba-Ho-Tep starring Bruce Campbell? Apprently Elvis changed places with a world class Elvis impersonator in order to escape all his fame and live out the rest of his days in a rest home. The film starts out with a geriatric Elvis lamenting the ineptitude of his downstairs region and odd looking growth contained herein. It's all true man!

Don't forget about Black JFK

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 10:47:38 AM

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Good morning - Tithe.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 12:12:31 PM

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Morning tithe.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 12:12:58 PM

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Dunno why, but I was in the mood for more Chuck Norris 'facts':

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 12:14:27 PM

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ORIGINAL: bigmed1204

Holy lord have you never seen Bubba-Ho-Tep starring Bruce Campbell? Apprently Elvis changed places with a world class Elvis impersonator in order to escape all his fame and live out the rest of his days in a rest home. The film starts out with a geriatric Elvis lamenting the ineptitude of his downstairs region and odd looking growth contained herein. It's all true man!

I somehow let that one slip past me.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 12:16:25 PM

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Lunch tithe.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 12:16:36 PM

Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: thegreatwent

Tithe

Plus public service announcement:I just happened to look at my Drivers License today and noticed that the expiration date is in the past Not a big issue, just have to renew. I did think that I would post this tale for my Threadbrothers "Whats in your wallet?"

Would be nice for them to send you a reminder. Assuming your state DMV mastered the use of email. My state inspection was due a full month prior to the date I realized it was.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/27/2010 12:16:49 PM

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Dunno why, but I was in the mood for more Chuck Norris 'facts':

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.