rockmedic109
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Joined: 5/17/2005 From: Citrus Heights, CA Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: sfbaytf Gotta love it. 2 gladiators come to the forum asking the crowd for approval. The blood thirsty crowd has spoken- kill, kill, kill... ![](http://www1.matrixgames.com/forums/image/s2.gif) *******Gladiator's Chambers, Circus Maxiums, AD 65********** Gladiator with really tight shorts: Hey guys, I have this idea to use like a fishing net with weights on it and this trident thingy. Do you think that is gamey? Gladiator 2: No, not gamey man, but it seems waaay gay to me. Gladiator 3: Oh, I suppose you are going to tell me throwing sand in the other chap's eyes is not gamey either? Gladiator 4: The trident thing is unhistorical. Gladiator 1: Well, it is the natural evolution of the thrusting weapon. Gladiator 3: It's got 3 bloody barbs on it. Are you trying to tell me Augustus took such a weapon to conquer the Britons? Gladiator 2: It might have worked as they would have shat their britches in laughter. Gladiator 1: Well, I hear in Herculaneum there is a chap who uses a sword of 1 1/2 cubits. Gladiator 4: 'e's a bloody Gen Xer with rings in his brow. Ruin'in the profession is what I say...... Thanks Cap. Now I've got to clean Cheerios and milk off my computer.
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