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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 12:17:00 AM   
Kwik E Mart


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ORIGINAL: Terminus

Is the word "Purgatory" what you're looking for, Kwik E?


actually, purgatory works quite well! but i was going for perjury...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 12:21:19 AM   
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dear thread...went to Pottery Barn yesterday with wife unit...it should be called Purgury (sp?) Barn IMO...advertise deck chairs in catalog...get to store..."oh, sorry...those can only be ordered on-line" GRRRRRHRHRHRGHHGHGHGH!!!!!! dear thread, please smite them (Pottery Barn) heavily (nothing life threatening...just a scare of some sort)

Kwik E Mart, I've just one question...what were you doing in a Pottery Barn in the first place? Unless you were taking shelter from a tornado, you've got some 'splainin' to do, sir.


<sigh> i must admit to my fellow thread bretheren that i was weak and fell prey to the temptations put before me. wife unit promised many wonderous and amazing things if i were to accompany her to said den of iniquity. whether she speaks with forked tongue or will truly reward me with delights unfortold remains to be seen...give me strength, brothers!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 12:23:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

dear thread...went to Pottery Barn yesterday with wife unit...it should be called Purgury (sp?) Barn IMO...advertise deck chairs in catalog...get to store..."oh, sorry...those can only be ordered on-line" GRRRRRHRHRHRGHHGHGHGH!!!!!! dear thread, please smite them (Pottery Barn) heavily (nothing life threatening...just a scare of some sort)

The only thing worse than being with wu in Pottery Barn is being with wu in a fabric store...not that I've ever done that! (But really, I have )


<shudder> i feel your shame, brother! be of brave heart and remember that the grace of the thread forgives all

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 1:36:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal Brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the Brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 1:38:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to prove that ... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.


Hey Mike I really like this one

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 1:40:45 AM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 1:42:40 AM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 1:44:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were destroyed in a fire...and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 2:06:46 AM   
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Oh Bruce. Why must you hurt my brain?



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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 2:16:52 AM   
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Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were destroyed in a fire...and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.



Ahhh, the reason I keep coming back here

Tithe

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 3:09:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal Brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the Brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."


Bruce, I love puns, but that one was BAD!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 3:10:18 AM   
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There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to prove that ... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.


Hey Mike I really like this one


Much better!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 3:11:52 AM   
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Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were destroyed in a fire...and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.



Ahhh, the reason I keep coming back here

Tithe


Good to see you, TGW!

You're going down this week in the baseball league!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 3:25:52 AM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 3:29:29 AM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 3:33:00 AM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 3:43:36 AM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 3:44:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products, and since they already made the cases for watches, they used them to produce compasses. The new compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California . This, of course, is the origin of the expression, ... "He who has a Tate's is lost!"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 3:50:45 AM   
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Status: offline 		Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. The King’s last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates , the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it".
"But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!" Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 5:09:13 AM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 6:49:08 AM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 7:48:13 AM   
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Good morning!


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 7:49:01 AM   
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Good moaning


"'Allo 'Allo!" mode Simon?


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 9:01:01 AM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 9:02:05 AM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 12:23:54 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 1:25:02 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 1:32:45 PM   
Apollo11


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Some videos from leonard Cohen's concert we attended on Sunday...


Leonard Cohen - So long, Marianne (Zagreb 2010):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wNSE8fAa7k


Leonard Cohen & Webb Sisters - If It Be Your Will (Zagreb 2010):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hEMy5fC0KY


Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 1:47:28 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 7/27/2010 3:27:40 PM   
Apollo11


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Hello Steve!


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