Slitherine

quote:

ORIGINAL: gladiatt

damn bad day.
Guys, going to whin, be warned. And long post

so maybe some of you remenber that i brillantely succeeded some exams back in february this year.
With this exam, i could pretend to a new rank in the french administration.
Just so you can understand, there are 3 ranks, from C (the worst, wich i was) to A (the best). My exam entitled me to have a B job.

A few days after, i went to the RH departement of my administration/public service, and had a talk with the Major wich is the right arm of the Colonel leading the RH
(yes, i am in a public service with real true officers, but this is not the army).
This men told me that for the time being, no job with a new rank was expected to be created in our administration. I had to wait a bit.
But not too long: i only have 3 years to find a job of level B, and if not, i loose my exam.

In the end of june, there was an offer for a job level B in my administration. So i decided to attend (made a letter, had an interview, and so on).
Now here is waht disgust me.

Let me explain you as best as i can (not easy in a foreign language).
The job was held by a girl on private basis contract. That's a bit particular (but i won't enter political debate here, just explaining the facts and the law) but it is allowed by the law. Now, at the end of june , this contract end. And the RH departement offer the job again. Strangely, the job was to be a B or A level (should have been decided before seeing the people in interview). Of course, i wanted a B job, and i send my offer.
There were 3 people (with me) having a Public contract and exam willing the job, and the girl with the private contract. One of the 3 public worker already was working at a B level, had a A exam, and wanted the job on a A level.

What the law say is :"if there is a job, the public workers MUST have it first; only of no public workers look for the job can it be given to a private contract worker".
So we should have been only 3 to compete for the job. There was NO particular knowledge to have (that could explain what happened) and the girl that had the job was at the post since only 1 year, so there is not either a question of experience.

Not only does the RH departement choose the girl on private contract (wich is illegal), but they decided to attend her to a A level.....
Of course, she is probably more sexy than me when in short skirt .

I am really disgusted with my service.

Prior Preparation & Planning Prevents Pathetically Poor Performance!

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P: UV, WitP, WitP-AE

quote:

ORIGINAL: scott1964

Spammers cant spell.

Instruction From Presidnecy Urgent Attenstion

Attention : The Beneficiary


My office was ordered after a meeting held with the World Bank of Switzerland and Federal Bureau Investigation(FBI) to contact and proceed with payment of your contractual/inheritance fund, by informing you that the former bank in charge of your payment is no longer in charge of this payment. I wish to inform you that your (USD5.8) outstanding payment has been approved and ready to be paid ,but we want to confirm first from you by giving you our mode of payment. This arrangement was agreed between the World Bank of Switzerland and the International Monetary Fund.

Kindly choose the mode of payment you prefer:

(1) Diplomatic Delivery: That is cash payment funds Will be delivered to your address by a Governmnet Accredited Diplomat.

(2) Interswitch ATM card: An ATM card Will be charged with this amount with limited withdrawals per day.

(3) Bank To Bank Wire Transfer.

Kindly re-confirm to me the followings:

1, Your Full Name :
2, Your Complete Address (P.O.BOX NOT ACCEPTED)
3, Direct Telephone Number :
4, Mobile Number :
5, Age/Ocupation :
6, Working Identity Card / Internation passport :
I will require you to get back to this office with your decision over a Chosen mode of payment, and we will take it from there.
I awaits your immediate prompt response.

God bless you.
Rev.James Paulson
Telephone +234 803 248 3030

Prior Preparation & Planning Prevents Pathetically Poor Performance!

A & B: WitW, WitE, WbtS, GGWaW, GGWaW2-AWD, HttR, CotA, BftB, CF
P: UV, WitP, WitP-AE

quote:

ORIGINAL: Apollo11

Hi all,


Ahhh... sorry Eric...

Leo "Apollo11"

quote:

ORIGINAL: gladiatt

damn bad day.
Guys, going to whin, be warned. And long post

so maybe some of you remenber that i brillantely succeeded some exams back in february this year.
With this exam, i could pretend to a new rank in the french administration.
Just so you can understand, there are 3 ranks, from C (the worst, wich i was) to A (the best). My exam entitled me to have a B job.

A few days after, i went to the RH departement of my administration/public service, and had a talk with the Major wich is the right arm of the Colonel leading the RH
(yes, i am in a public service with real true officers, but this is not the army).
This men told me that for the time being, no job with a new rank was expected to be created in our administration. I had to wait a bit.
But not too long: i only have 3 years to find a job of level B, and if not, i loose my exam.

In the end of june, there was an offer for a job level B in my administration. So i decided to attend (made a letter, had an interview, and so on).
Now here is waht disgust me.

Let me explain you as best as i can (not easy in a foreign language).
The job was held by a girl on private basis contract. That's a bit particular (but i won't enter political debate here, just explaining the facts and the law) but it is allowed by the law. Now, at the end of june , this contract end. And the RH departement offer the job again. Strangely, the job was to be a B or A level (should have been decided before seeing the people in interview). Of course, i wanted a B job, and i send my offer.
There were 3 people (with me) having a Public contract and exam willing the job, and the girl with the private contract. One of the 3 public worker already was working at a B level, had a A exam, and wanted the job on a A level.

What the law say is :"if there is a job, the public workers MUST have it first; only of no public workers look for the job can it be given to a private contract worker".
So we should have been only 3 to compete for the job. There was NO particular knowledge to have (that could explain what happened) and the girl that had the job was at the post since only 1 year, so there is not either a question of experience.

Not only does the RH departement choose the girl on private contract (wich is illegal), but they decided to attend her to a A level.....
Of course, she is probably more sexy than me when in short skirt .

I am really disgusted with my service.

Bigger boys stole my sig

(in reply to gladiatt)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Apollo11

Hi all,

quote:

ORIGINAL: scott1964

Spammers cant spell.

Instruction From Presidnecy Urgent Attenstion

Attention : The Beneficiary


My office was ordered after a meeting held with the World Bank of Switzerland and Federal Bureau Investigation(FBI) to contact and proceed with payment of your contractual/inheritance fund, by informing you that the former bank in charge of your payment is no longer in charge of this payment. I wish to inform you that your (USD5.8) outstanding payment has been approved and ready to be paid ,but we want to confirm first from you by giving you our mode of payment. This arrangement was agreed between the World Bank of Switzerland and the International Monetary Fund.

Kindly choose the mode of payment you prefer:

(1) Diplomatic Delivery: That is cash payment funds Will be delivered to your address by a Governmnet Accredited Diplomat.

(2) Interswitch ATM card: An ATM card Will be charged with this amount with limited withdrawals per day.

(3) Bank To Bank Wire Transfer.

Kindly re-confirm to me the followings:

1, Your Full Name :
2, Your Complete Address (P.O.BOX NOT ACCEPTED)
3, Direct Telephone Number :
4, Mobile Number :
5, Age/Ocupation :
6, Working Identity Card / Internation passport :
I will require you to get back to this office with your decision over a Chosen mode of payment, and we will take it from there.
I awaits your immediate prompt response.

God bless you.
Rev.James Paulson
Telephone +234 803 248 3030

Scott, you of course, gave them all your data - right?


Leo "Apollo11"

Bigger boys stole my sig

(in reply to Apollo11)

quote:

ORIGINAL: scott1964

Spammers cant spell.

Instruction From Presidnecy Urgent Attenstion

Attention : The Beneficiary


My office was ordered after a meeting held with the World Bank of Switzerland and Federal Bureau Investigation(FBI) to contact and proceed with payment of your contractual/inheritance fund, by informing you that the former bank in charge of your payment is no longer in charge of this payment. I wish to inform you that your (USD5.8) outstanding payment has been approved and ready to be paid ,but we want to confirm first from you by giving you our mode of payment. This arrangement was agreed between the World Bank of Switzerland and the International Monetary Fund.

Kindly choose the mode of payment you prefer:

(1) Diplomatic Delivery: That is cash payment funds Will be delivered to your address by a Governmnet Accredited Diplomat.

(2) Interswitch ATM card: An ATM card Will be charged with this amount with limited withdrawals per day.

(3) Bank To Bank Wire Transfer.

Kindly re-confirm to me the followings:

1, Your Full Name :
2, Your Complete Address (P.O.BOX NOT ACCEPTED)
3, Direct Telephone Number :
4, Mobile Number :
5, Age/Ocupation :
6, Working Identity Card / Internation passport :
I will require you to get back to this office with your decision over a Chosen mode of payment, and we will take it from there.
I awaits your immediate prompt response.

God bless you.
Rev.James Paulson
Telephone +234 803 248 3030

quote:

ORIGINAL: scott1964

Spammers cant spell.

Instruction From Presidnecy Urgent Attenstion

Attention : The Beneficiary


My office was ordered after a meeting held with the World Bank of Switzerland and Federal Bureau Investigation(FBI) to contact and proceed with payment of your contractual/inheritance fund, by informing you that the former bank in charge of your payment is no longer in charge of this payment. I wish to inform you that your (USD5.8) outstanding payment has been approved and ready to be paid ,but we want to confirm first from you by giving you our mode of payment. This arrangement was agreed between the World Bank of Switzerland and the International Monetary Fund.

Kindly choose the mode of payment you prefer:

(1) Diplomatic Delivery: That is cash payment funds Will be delivered to your address by a Governmnet Accredited Diplomat.

(2) Interswitch ATM card: An ATM card Will be charged with this amount with limited withdrawals per day.

(3) Bank To Bank Wire Transfer.

Kindly re-confirm to me the followings:

1, Your Full Name :
2, Your Complete Address (P.O.BOX NOT ACCEPTED)
3, Direct Telephone Number :
4, Mobile Number :
5, Age/Ocupation :
6, Working Identity Card / Internation passport :
I will require you to get back to this office with your decision over a Chosen mode of payment, and we will take it from there.
I awaits your immediate prompt response.

God bless you.
Rev.James Paulson
Telephone +234 803 248 3030

quote:

ORIGINAL: gladiatt

damn bad day.
Guys, going to whin, be warned. And long post

so maybe some of you remenber that i brillantely succeeded some exams back in february this year.
With this exam, i could pretend to a new rank in the french administration.
Just so you can understand, there are 3 ranks, from C (the worst, wich i was) to A (the best). My exam entitled me to have a B job.

A few days after, i went to the RH departement of my administration/public service, and had a talk with the Major wich is the right arm of the Colonel leading the RH
(yes, i am in a public service with real true officers, but this is not the army).
This men told me that for the time being, no job with a new rank was expected to be created in our administration. I had to wait a bit.
But not too long: i only have 3 years to find a job of level B, and if not, i loose my exam.

In the end of june, there was an offer for a job level B in my administration. So i decided to attend (made a letter, had an interview, and so on).
Now here is waht disgust me.

Let me explain you as best as i can (not easy in a foreign language).
The job was held by a girl on private basis contract. That's a bit particular (but i won't enter political debate here, just explaining the facts and the law) but it is allowed by the law. Now, at the end of june , this contract end. And the RH departement offer the job again. Strangely, the job was to be a B or A level (should have been decided before seeing the people in interview). Of course, i wanted a B job, and i send my offer.
There were 3 people (with me) having a Public contract and exam willing the job, and the girl with the private contract. One of the 3 public worker already was working at a B level, had a A exam, and wanted the job on a A level.

What the law say is :"if there is a job, the public workers MUST have it first; only of no public workers look for the job can it be given to a private contract worker".
So we should have been only 3 to compete for the job. There was NO particular knowledge to have (that could explain what happened) and the girl that had the job was at the post since only 1 year, so there is not either a question of experience.

Not only does the RH departement choose the girl on private contract (wich is illegal), but they decided to attend her to a A level.....
Of course, she is probably more sexy than me when in short skirt .

I am really disgusted with my service.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Apollo11

Hi all,

quote:

ORIGINAL: scott1964

Spammers cant spell.

Instruction From Presidnecy Urgent Attenstion

Attention : The Beneficiary


My office was ordered after a meeting held with the World Bank of Switzerland and Federal Bureau Investigation(FBI) to contact and proceed with payment of your contractual/inheritance fund, by informing you that the former bank in charge of your payment is no longer in charge of this payment. I wish to inform you that your (USD5.8) outstanding payment has been approved and ready to be paid ,but we want to confirm first from you by giving you our mode of payment. This arrangement was agreed between the World Bank of Switzerland and the International Monetary Fund.

Kindly choose the mode of payment you prefer:

(1) Diplomatic Delivery: That is cash payment funds Will be delivered to your address by a Governmnet Accredited Diplomat.

(2) Interswitch ATM card: An ATM card Will be charged with this amount with limited withdrawals per day.

(3) Bank To Bank Wire Transfer.

Kindly re-confirm to me the followings:

1, Your Full Name :
2, Your Complete Address (P.O.BOX NOT ACCEPTED)
3, Direct Telephone Number :
4, Mobile Number :
5, Age/Ocupation :
6, Working Identity Card / Internation passport :
I will require you to get back to this office with your decision over a Chosen mode of payment, and we will take it from there.
I awaits your immediate prompt response.

God bless you.
Rev.James Paulson
Telephone +234 803 248 3030

Scott, you of course, gave them all your data - right?


Leo "Apollo11"

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

quote:

ORIGINAL: Some spammer sending me emails.

Attn: My Dear,

I am Mrs Dorothy Suresh Garcia, I am a US citizen, 48 years Old. I reside here in New Braunfels Texas. My residential address is as follows. 108 Crockett Court. Apt 303, New Braunfels Texas, United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now rich. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over US$20,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.

So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet Mr.FESTUS AKINOLA, who is the member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.

He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the most happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1,500,000.00 Moreover, Mr FESTUS AKINOLA, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name as one of the beneficiaries, and your email address, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact FESTUS AKINOLA.

You have to contact him directly on this information below.

COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE
Name :Barrister FESTUS AKINOLA
Email: SPAMMYSPAMMER@micro.lt
Phone: +234-808-454-4787.

You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.

The only money I paid after I met Mr.FESTUS AKINOLA was just US$580 for the paper works, take note of that.

Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Mr.FESTUS AKINOLA so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with tose liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

Thank You and Be Blessed.

Mrs Dorothy Suresh Garcia

Bigger boys stole my sig

(in reply to gladiatt)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

quote:

ORIGINAL: gladiatt

damn bad day.
Guys, going to whin, be warned. And long post

so maybe some of you remenber that i brillantely succeeded some exams back in february this year.
With this exam, i could pretend to a new rank in the french administration.
Just so you can understand, there are 3 ranks, from C (the worst, wich i was) to A (the best). My exam entitled me to have a B job.

A few days after, i went to the RH departement of my administration/public service, and had a talk with the Major wich is the right arm of the Colonel leading the RH
(yes, i am in a public service with real true officers, but this is not the army).
This men told me that for the time being, no job with a new rank was expected to be created in our administration. I had to wait a bit.
But not too long: i only have 3 years to find a job of level B, and if not, i loose my exam.

In the end of june, there was an offer for a job level B in my administration. So i decided to attend (made a letter, had an interview, and so on).
Now here is waht disgust me.

Let me explain you as best as i can (not easy in a foreign language).
The job was held by a girl on private basis contract. That's a bit particular (but i won't enter political debate here, just explaining the facts and the law) but it is allowed by the law. Now, at the end of june , this contract end. And the RH departement offer the job again. Strangely, the job was to be a B or A level (should have been decided before seeing the people in interview). Of course, i wanted a B job, and i send my offer.
There were 3 people (with me) having a Public contract and exam willing the job, and the girl with the private contract. One of the 3 public worker already was working at a B level, had a A exam, and wanted the job on a A level.

What the law say is :"if there is a job, the public workers MUST have it first; only of no public workers look for the job can it be given to a private contract worker".
So we should have been only 3 to compete for the job. There was NO particular knowledge to have (that could explain what happened) and the girl that had the job was at the post since only 1 year, so there is not either a question of experience.

Not only does the RH departement choose the girl on private contract (wich is illegal), but they decided to attend her to a A level.....
Of course, she is probably more sexy than me when in short skirt .

I am really disgusted with my service.

Eric,

Remember we once had a conversation about everything that happens happening for the best? I just bet that whoever runs that gig expects the same sexual favors regardless of who is holding the position. If I were you, I would rather have the girl in the miniskirt have the "honor".

Mike

"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett

"They need more rum punch" - Me


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ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

I kinda like the name Festus Akinola. Has a ring to it. Part Gunsmoke, part Zulu.

Bigger boys stole my sig

(in reply to anarchyintheuk)

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

These spammers aren't even based in Africa. Nearly all of this garbage comes from the Baltic states and other Eastern European ****holes. Napalm the lot, says I!

Bigger boys stole my sig

(in reply to Terminus)

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

After many, many years of Nigerian scam letters, it seems the originators of such scams are wising up, albeit only just a bit. I now receive more non-Nigerian scam letters than I do Nigerian scam letters. Ivory Coast, Ghana, Cameroon and Seychelles are now proportionally well represented.

For those of you looking for a laugh, you may want to check out one of my favorite scam baiter sites. This guy (a Brit by the handle of "Shiver Me Timbers") is a master craftsman and has my undying respect:

http://www.419eater.com/

I've noticed there are a lot of evil uncles out there in Africa who are denying their recently orphaned relatives their rightful inheritence but still allowing the orphan access to the internet and emails As well as research facilities to let them look me up.
The head of the FBI has been contacting me personally be email as well. The thing is, I'm sure I'd know if someone had suspended one of my bank accounts with $5,000,000 in it

Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Ron Swanson: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.