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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/27/2010 7:16:48 PM

Chickenboy

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Mid-afternoon tithe...busy morning.

ETA: That should have been a Mid-morning UNP tithe...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/27/2010 7:20:08 PM

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And another UNP for the foul fowl.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/27/2010 7:21:09 PM

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Tithe...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/27/2010 7:29:58 PM

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Early day tomorrow.

Good night gents

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/27/2010 8:41:54 PM

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And Happy Birthday to Andy (NCSUForest) who is 41 today (if my math is correct).

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/27/2010 8:50:54 PM

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Parole - Tithe.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/27/2010 9:03:48 PM

Mike Solli

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Nope...I lied. This is the last one.

Oh, and a UNP too...

Cat stew does!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/27/2010 9:09:50 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Nope...I lied. This is the last one.

Oh, and a UNP too...

Cat stew does!

He forgot alligator. Taste like sweet chicken!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/27/2010 9:43:53 PM

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Forgot Donners as well.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/27/2010 10:42:57 PM

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Forgot Donners as well.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/27/2010 10:43:42 PM

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anarchy...rangers goin' down!!!!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/27/2010 10:44:40 PM

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day one of world series tithe

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/27/2010 11:54:55 PM

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A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him..

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP....

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

The coffin stops

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 12:17:46 AM

BrucePowers

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Bob did you get the turn last night? I can't remember

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 1:36:29 AM

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This place is dead tonight

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 1:37:29 AM

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Of course it is the week before Halloween, so that is appropriate

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 2:29:23 AM

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quote:

The coffin stopped

GROAN!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 2:50:23 AM

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quote:

The coffin stops

Hmm, better keep the day job

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 3:10:51 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mynok

quote:

The coffin stopped

GROAN!

Blame Geoff. He sent it to me

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 3:46:50 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mynok

quote:

The coffin stopped

GROAN!

I'm pretty sure I first heard that joke when I was in Boy Scouts. It didn't go over any better then either.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 3:59:50 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

This place is dead tonight

I think you killed it with that joke.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 4:00:45 AM

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Canes lose their home opener 3 - 0. We still had a great time and I'm heading to bed.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 4:25:40 AM

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Afternoon Guys, hope that everyone is having a good one.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 4:34:49 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mynok

You are wise for a carrion-eater.

Why thank you sir, you Alien sewer dweller. That is one of the nicest things that a Martian has ever said to me.

< Message edited by DivePac88 -- 10/28/2010 4:35:07 AM >

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 5:02:23 AM

Mynok

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So you do hear Martian voices in your head?

I understand. Believe me.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 5:35:27 AM

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Morning...

Tithe...

Seems the more I sleep, the less rested I feel. What the <expletive deleted> is up with that?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 5:51:31 AM

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quote:

Seems the more I sleep, the less rested I feel. What the <expletive deleted> is up with that?

Operator Error?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 7:32:50 AM

Grollub

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Good morning gents

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 7:56:22 AM

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Hi all,

Good morning!

Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 10/28/2010 8:00:12 AM

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Hi all,

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

Morning... Tithe...

Seems the more I sleep, the less rested I feel. What the <expletive deleted> is up with that?

When do you go to bed and when do you wake up?

Leo "Apollo11"

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