Grollub
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Joined: 10/9/2005 From: Lulea, Sweden Status: offline
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according to the various post, there is a joke somewhere Yes there is. Tit is a slang term for a woman's breast. There are lots of others too, but I don't think a list would be appropriate here. Besides it would be far too long. I can tell you, you naughty Englishman that I am shocked by this statement. As being a Kiwi, and therefore as pure as the driven snow. I am deeply mortified by this outburst of vulgarity, and intend to remain so! Edited for mentioning the anatomy of 51% of the human race. No, no I meant the bad word, the Parrot that sits on my shoulder was so shocked he fell off. Love it, Dez. I appreciate the detail (Norweigan Blue, Crossed-out eyes and nails through the feet where he's been nailed to the bar). That, sir, is an ex-parrot! To be more precise ... "'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!"
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