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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 2:34:05 PM   
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according to the various post, there is a joke somewhere


Yes there is. Tit is a slang term for a woman's breast. There are lots of others too, but I don't think a list would be appropriate here. Besides it would be far too long.



I can tell you, you naughty Englishman that I am shocked by this statement. As being a Kiwi, and therefore as pure as the driven snow. I am deeply mortified by this outburst of vulgarity, and intend to remain so!



Edited for mentioning the anatomy of 51% of the human race.


No, no I meant the bad word, the Parrot that sits on my shoulder was so shocked he fell off.





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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 2:55:00 PM   
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Time to go home after work tithe...


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 2:55:28 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 3:12:24 PM   
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according to the various post, there is a joke somewhere


Yes there is. Tit is a slang term for a woman's breast. There are lots of others too, but I don't think a list would be appropriate here. Besides it would be far too long.



I can tell you, you naughty Englishman that I am shocked by this statement. As being a Kiwi, and therefore as pure as the driven snow. I am deeply mortified by this outburst of vulgarity, and intend to remain so!



Edited for mentioning the anatomy of 51% of the human race.


No, no I meant the bad word, the Parrot that sits on my shoulder was so shocked he fell off.







Love it, Dez. I appreciate the detail (Norweigan Blue, Crossed-out eyes and nails through the feet where he's been nailed to the bar). That, sir, is an ex-parrot!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 3:25:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sprior

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ORIGINAL: sprior

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according to the various post, there is a joke somewhere


Yes there is. Tit is a slang term for a woman's breast. There are lots of others too, but I don't think a list would be appropriate here. Besides it would be far too long.



I can tell you, you naughty Englishman that I am shocked by this statement. As being a Kiwi, and therefore as pure as the driven snow. I am deeply mortified by this outburst of vulgarity, and intend to remain so!



Edited for mentioning the anatomy of 51% of the human race.


No, no I meant the bad word, the Parrot that sits on my shoulder was so shocked he fell off.







Love it, Dez. I appreciate the detail (Norweigan Blue, Crossed-out eyes and nails through the feet where he's been nailed to the bar). That, sir, is an ex-parrot!

To be more precise ...
"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 3:30:34 PM   
Mike Solli


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according to the various post, there is a joke somewhere


Yes there is. Tit is a slang term for a woman's breast. There are lots of others too, but I don't think a list would be appropriate here. Besides it would be far too long.


I can tell you, you naughty Englishman that I am shocked by this statement. As being a Kiwi, and therefore as pure as the driven snow. I am deeply mortified by this outburst of vulgarity, and intend to remain so!



Do you guys even have snow down there?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 3:35:07 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 4:15:08 PM   
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according to the various post, there is a joke somewhere


Yes there is. Tit is a slang term for a woman's breast. There are lots of others too, but I don't think a list would be appropriate here. Besides it would be far too long.


I can tell you, you naughty Englishman that I am shocked by this statement. As being a Kiwi, and therefore as pure as the driven snow. I am deeply mortified by this outburst of vulgarity, and intend to remain so!



Do you guys even have snow down there?

Eh? You mean, "down there, down there"?

Well, if you must know, there's been more gray than before, I suppose. Why do you ask?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 4:15:29 PM   
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Off to see the doctor.

Good luck Scott!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 4:33:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sprior

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according to the various post, there is a joke somewhere


Yes there is. Tit is a slang term for a woman's breast. There are lots of others too, but I don't think a list would be appropriate here. Besides it would be far too long.


I can tell you, you naughty Englishman that I am shocked by this statement. As being a Kiwi, and therefore as pure as the driven snow. I am deeply mortified by this outburst of vulgarity, and intend to remain so!



Do you guys even have snow down there?

Eh? You mean, "down there, down there"?

Well, if you must know, there's been more gray than before, I suppose. Why do you ask?



TMI! TMI!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 4:43:01 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 4:45:55 PM   
BrucePowers


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Naked Animal Contest!!!!!!


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 4:49:21 PM   
Mike Solli


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ORIGINAL: Mike Solli


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ORIGINAL: DivePac88


quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

quote:

according to the various post, there is a joke somewhere


Yes there is. Tit is a slang term for a woman's breast. There are lots of others too, but I don't think a list would be appropriate here. Besides it would be far too long.


I can tell you, you naughty Englishman that I am shocked by this statement. As being a Kiwi, and therefore as pure as the driven snow. I am deeply mortified by this outburst of vulgarity, and intend to remain so!



Do you guys even have snow down there?

Eh? You mean, "down there, down there"?

Well, if you must know, there's been more gray than before, I suppose. Why do you ask?



TMI! TMI!


OMG, I had no idea what Chickenboy was even talking about until you piped in, you mangy Martian. So much for lunch today.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 4:50:19 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 4:59:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DivePac88


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ORIGINAL: sprior

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according to the various post, there is a joke somewhere


Yes there is. Tit is a slang term for a woman's breast. There are lots of others too, but I don't think a list would be appropriate here. Besides it would be far too long.


I can tell you, you naughty Englishman that I am shocked by this statement. As being a Kiwi, and therefore as pure as the driven snow. I am deeply mortified by this outburst of vulgarity, and intend to remain so!



Do you guys even have snow down there?

Eh? You mean, "down there, down there"?

Well, if you must know, there's been more gray than before, I suppose. Why do you ask?



TMI! TMI!


OMG, I had no idea what Chickenboy was even talking about until you piped in, you mangy Martian. So much for lunch today.


EUWWWWWW!!!!!!!. Yuck!!!!!!!!!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 5:02:15 PM   
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Back from the doctor.



What you went and saw CapMandrake?

Oh wait he's a pediatrician

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 5:05:40 PM   
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Back from the doctor.


Well? Thumbs up, or thumbs down?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 5:23:52 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 5:34:04 PM   
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Mostly up. Need to take some medication for a slightly high cholesterol level. Next doctor appointment in 6 months.


Isn't age wonderful? I had the same problem. Never had a problem for years, then it started it's upward trend the last few. It got to 226 & my doctor put me on some cholesterol medicine. Now it's holding steady at 148. I can live with that little pill every day.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 5:45:01 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 5:48:59 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 5:51:13 PM   
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TMI?

Means "Too Much Information", Per.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 5:55:21 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 5:56:26 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 5:58:01 PM   
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TMI?

Means "Too Much Information", Per.

Ok, I thought I had seen/heard most three letter acronyms, but it seems I was mistaken ...

... and I now understand the joke ...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 7:55:48 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 8:36:23 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 9:16:10 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 9:32:28 PM   
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NIGHT


He's right you know, it's night time...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/18/2010 9:59:00 PM   
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