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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/13/2010 10:35:17 PM   
sprior


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Status: offline 		And in Oz JJ starts the long march down to Alice Cooper: (Little do they know 67,000 Australian troops are about to leave Diego Garcia as Op Weasel begins)





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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/13/2010 10:45:54 PM   
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I'll bet he doesn't go past Tennant Creek...maybe not even past StalinWaters.

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/13/2010 10:51:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sprior

Burma June 21st

IG Div came out of Shwebo and spanked 2 brigades:
Allied ground losses:
1208 casualties reported
Squads: 64 destroyed, 24 disabled
Non Combat: 47 destroyed, 35 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Vehicles lost 13 (5 destroyed, 8 disabled)
Units retreated 2


Defeated Allied Units Retreating!

Assaulting units:
Imperial Guards Division

Defending units:
14th British Brigade
16th British Brigade


Santa Maria! Most of the losses aren't coming back, either. At least they retreated the right way. Back to Imphal for them most likely.

quote:

Meanwhile 15 Brigade crosses the Irrawaddy and is ready to descend on rear area troops like a wolf in the fold*

*Or not







Let's here it for 15 Brigade lads......

What does JJ have in that little burg 2 hexes SW of Mandalay?

Also, looks like some of His Majesty's forces are still in Shwebo??

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/13/2010 10:54:21 PM   
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What does JJ have in that little burg 2 hexes SW of Mandalay?

Also, looks like some of His Majesty's forces are still in Shwebo??


7 units, 5000 troops, no idea of the composition
70th "Division" that strange mostly artillery unit.

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/13/2010 11:01:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

quote:

ORIGINAL: LoBaron

...but they said its vitamins only and I can take as many as I want in case I´m too afraid of flying ships with four engines....


Why don't you just join a Hare Krishna group? Those guys never seem worried about anything.

On second thought maybe not. Probably this chap got frustrated with the land combat model.





I'd appreciate it if you didn't make fun of such a clearly talented man. It must be difficult to keep a straight face whilest balancing a tuning fork on one's nose.

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/13/2010 11:14:08 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: sprior

quote:

What does JJ have in that little burg 2 hexes SW of Mandalay?

Also, looks like some of His Majesty's forces are still in Shwebo??


7 units, 5000 troops, no idea of the composition
70th "Division" that strange mostly artillery unit.


Time for some recon by aerial bombardment.

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/13/2010 11:15:36 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
I'd appreciate it if you didn't make fun of such a clearly talented man. It must be difficult to keep a straight face whilest balancing a tuning fork on one's nose.


You do have a point, especially after dousing himself in a 2 gallon tub of KentuckY Jelly.

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 5:27:19 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Sign in today OHAITE (Fijian for "where the **** did all these Japs come from?")

The LYB's landed on the North coast of Fiji. This can't be a big enough force to capture either base, of course, but they probably have orders to eat the natives pigs and coconuts and restrict Allied freedom of movement. I can't imagine the natives are too thriled with this but neither is SouthPac. This is like finding a bunch of cockroaches 1 week after you just fired the pest control guy because there weren't any annoying vermin around.

There appear to be TWO bombardment forces headed for Suva harbor. It was about time for Kirishima to come back. I now fear they realize they have been blocked at Nadi and have a flanking landing planned for Suva. Suva still has a CD unit but is now light on infantry. Consequently, I am sending 182nd Regt back to Suva and one Bn of the 102nd. Either I am right and will look brilliant in a few days or something else could happen. If anyone tries to talk me out of sending 182nd back to Suva I am going to put you on ignore. Another Bn of 102nd will head to Northern Fiji to protect the porcine population.

Suva airfield is still at 73% damage and there are still half a dozen damaged B-17's there. Look...I'm not proud of that...OK..so just shut your pie holes. Nadi is still fully operational so I sent in 5 more B-26's. Rather than get chewed up over Nadi by carrier based Zeroes, the B-26's will attack the cucarachas in Northern Fiji and on Kandavu.

We had to refuel Hornet and Illustrious South of Raoul Island. Enterpise is catching up. A squadron of TBF's was flown onto the deck of Hornet. Samoa is packed with SBD's and TBF's from Yorktown and Wasp which have been flown ahead. Yorktown is 2-3 d out from Samoa but will have to refuel. That puts an engagement off Fiji about 5-6 days off. Theater reserves headed for New Zealand are being diverted to Fiji and will follow the carriers in.




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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 5:43:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		There's a reason it's called "Late Island" - should have been a clue.

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 5:45:20 PM   
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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 5:49:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		They must be desperate to land on the north coast after landing at Nadi. They might hope that the north coast landing will pull significant forces out of Suva - don't be baited, but halting that enemy force in the jungle is a good idea.



Very cool! Do they have three levels of oars-men?





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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 5:54:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sprior

There's a reason it's called "Late Island" - should have been a clue.


I thought the "Late" was a rererence to the arrival of the Japs. They ought to explain stuff like this in the rule book.

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 5:55:36 PM   
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quote:

**** like this happens in war


quote:

something else happens


These two would be equivalent.

And considering the old adage "No plan survives contact with the enemy",
we have the following probabilities:

THE PLAN = "Cpt Mandrake looks like a genius" = 0% probability

NOT THE PLAN = "Something else happens" = 100% probability



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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 6:01:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: witpqs



Very cool! Do they have three levels of oars-men?











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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 6:18:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

There's a reason it's called "Late Island" - should have been a clue.


I thought the "Late" was a rererence to the arrival of the Japs. They ought to explain stuff like this in the rule book.

They did. Wait a sec...aren't we still pretending that you haven't read the rule book?

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 6:26:29 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

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ORIGINAL: sprior

There's a reason it's called "Late Island" - should have been a clue.


I thought the "Late" was a rererence to the arrival of the Japs. They ought to explain stuff like this in the rule book.

They did. Wait a sec...aren't we still pretending that you haven't read the rule book?


Braniac show off.

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 6:29:41 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: Mynok


we have the following probabilities:

THE PLAN = "Cpt Mandrake looks like a genius" = 0% probability

NOT THE PLAN = "Something else happens" = 100% probability




OK, that's it! <pushes ignore button with gusto>

Please address your apology to Cap Mandrake via Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, LLC, 328 Spring St., Los Angeles, Calif.

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 6:59:21 PM   
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they probably have orders to eat the natives pigs and coconuts


I'm having problems following this without punctuation. Do we believe that the orders are to

eat the natives' pigs and coconuts

or

eat the natives, pigs, and coconuts?

If you have good intel on the latter, sounds like you could build a compelling case the natives should be fully committed to the Allied cause.

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 7:07:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

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ORIGINAL: Mynok


we have the following probabilities:

THE PLAN = "Cpt Mandrake looks like a genius" = 0% probability

NOT THE PLAN = "Something else happens" = 100% probability




OK, that's it! <pushes ignore button with gusto>

Please address your apology to Cap Mandrake via Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, LLC, 328 Spring St., Los Angeles, Calif.


Better step up, Martian Man, he means business!





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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 7:23:37 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: witpqs


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

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ORIGINAL: Mynok


we have the following probabilities:

THE PLAN = "Cpt Mandrake looks like a genius" = 0% probability

NOT THE PLAN = "Something else happens" = 100% probability




OK, that's it! <pushes ignore button with gusto>

Please address your apology to Cap Mandrake via Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, LLC, 328 Spring St., Los Angeles, Calif.


Better step up, Martian Man, he means business!






Hell ya! Do you think I can make all this **** up?

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 7:35:27 PM   
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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 7:47:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		Cap'n-I recommend you not send the 182nd Regt back to Suva.

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 7:53:32 PM   
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Umm, actually, yes


I don't think that's at all fair. You discount the heavy use of plagiarism.*


* NOTE: Intellectual property rights are not recognized by the Mandrake band of the Cherokee Nation.

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 7:56:09 PM   
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Cap'n-I recommend you not send the 182nd Regt back to Suva.


TO THE CORNFIELD!!!




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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 7:58:50 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		OK....how come I can't send back USS Wakefield. She is due to withdraw today and is sitting dockside at Pearl, but there is no withdraw button? Do I have to send her back to the West Coast?

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 8:03:06 PM   
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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 8:04:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		LOL! It isn't often you get an old-style Outer Limits/Twilight Zone reference like that. Everyone think happy thoughts.


To Mandrake,
Sorry there Cap, I forgot about the plagiarism . I withdraw the aspersion on your character that you made it all up.... You stole quite a bit of it too

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 8:06:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: USS America

Yep, a major "homeport" like SF, or an off map base.


Bloody Hell. This game is complicated.

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 9:14:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: USS America

Yep, a major "homeport" like SF, or an off map base.

It says so in the manual. Wait a sec...are we still pretending you didn't read the manual?

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RE: Dancing with the Stars - 12/14/2010 11:13:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

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ORIGINAL: Mynok


we have the following probabilities:

THE PLAN = "Cpt Mandrake looks like a genius" = 0% probability

NOT THE PLAN = "Something else happens" = 100% probability




OK, that's it! <pushes ignore button with gusto>

Please address your apology to Cap Mandrake via Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, LLC, 328 Spring St., Los Angeles, Calif.


Ummmm...Cap.....is there any particular reason you knew that address without having to look it up?

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