Cap Mandrake
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********Moffet Field, near San Francisco, June 30, 1942******* Lt. Cmdr Ready, Squadron CO, standing on a ladder with a megaphone: OK, now tilt it 15% starboard! Maj Kimes, USMC: <approaches the other officer on the ladder> Excuse me, Lt Cmdr., I have orders to assume command. Lt. Cmdr Ready, Squadron CO, standing on a ladder with a megaphone: CUT! What do you mean? This is my squadron. Maj Kimes, USMC: Sorry sir, orders. No more Navy officers in charge of Marine Squadrons. Lt. Cmdr Ready, Squadron CO, standing on a ladder with a megaphone: Damnit! I worked these men into shape. Maj Kimes, USMC: Sorry sir, war is Hell. Lt. Cmdr Ready, Squadron CO, standing on a ladder with a megaphone: You got that right. <climbs down ladder and hands over megaphone and begins the long walk back to the officer's club> Maj Kimes, USMC: <grabs megaphone> OK, I want to hear a supercharged engine at military output! Crews: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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