stuman
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Joined: 9/14/2008 From: Elvis' Hometown Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: JWE Faith, and isn't it just a darlin' day, with bare trees and dead flowers and dormant grass (they say it's dormant but the grotty things are brown, crusty, and look as near dead as I can see) and chirping birds (chirping because they are stunned and frozen and have fallen off the branches of the bare trees, and are screaming because they heard the garage door opening: ... no, no, not the car, please, no ... I gotta wife and 72 chicklets ... I'm endangered, yeah, that's it, I'm an endangered species and you can't leave your house till the EPA comes and takes me to USC Medical for treatment (and charges it to your account, primate face) ... ok, ok, I look like an ordinary robin, but I'm really an exceptionally rare Eastern Shore Oriole ... oh, the brown spots? ... um, er, that was from this bar in Memphis and this biker chick dumped a whole pitcher of Sam Adams Holiday Porter on my chest feathers while she was grousing in my goodie ... and what? are you going to judge me on the basis of color? ... oh, you rascist, you speciesist(ist?) ... just 'cause I'm not as red as a Eastern Shore Oriole and that biker chick browned up the yellow spots ... So I just want to go to the corner store and get some milk, butter, eggs and beer, and open the garage door, and there is this bird laying in the driveway talking on a cell phone and every kind of cop there is in the world is parked in the front yard with an arsenal that would put Hiroshima to shame all pointed at me, going ... "Please step away from the car !!!" Now I understand why the grass in everybody's front yard, down here, is dead. There are a few bars here one has to watch out for . On the other hand there are some others that are quite enjoyable. If anyone ever gets through here let me know !
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