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RE: how to treat a lady - 2/9/2011 12:31:56 PM   
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BUMP!!!


Shameful, isn't it? I hope Mandrake and Sprior appreciate you.


We provide you with hours of entertainment - for free - and we should apprciate you lot?

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RE: how to treat a lady - 2/9/2011 2:46:17 PM   
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BUMP!!!


Shameful, isn't it? I hope Mandrake and Sprior appreciate you.


We provide you with hours of entertainment - for free - and we should apprciate you lot?


You didn't know that Mandrake is charging for this???

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RE: how to treat a lady - 2/9/2011 3:40:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: witpqs

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BUMP!!!


Shameful, isn't it? I hope Mandrake and Sprior appreciate you.


We provide you with hours of entertainment - for free - and we should apprciate you lot?


You didn't know that Mandrake is charging for this???



Are you TRYING to cause trouble? He is already mad at me for getting Warspite sunk.

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RE: how to treat a lady - 2/9/2011 4:04:59 PM   
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BUMP!!!


Shameful, isn't it? I hope Mandrake and Sprior appreciate you.


We provide you with hours of entertainment - for free - and we should apprciate you lot?


You didn't know that Mandrake is charging for this???



Are you TRYING to cause trouble? He is already mad at me for getting Warspite sunk.







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Game theory and the Stasi - 2/9/2011 4:05:11 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Without even a scintilla of conscious effort, a quite robust internal security apparatus has developed in the Mandrake household. Mandrake Jr. and Stalker Girl Jr. have a serious, mutual, ovarian repulsive force field going on. This goes back to when Stalker Gril Jr's. boyfriend erroneously accused Mandrake Jr's. female friend of stealing his Ipod and Mandrake Jr's. friend retaliated by hilariously calling Stalker Girl's boyfriend an "illegal alien" even though she is first generation Persian-American.

So, naturally, both of them started informing on the other when they tried to sneak over their boyfriends during the day. Meanwhile, the "Mayan" can't stand Stalker Girl Jr's boyfriend either. I think he must have some Aztec blood. So the "Mayan" starts informing on Stalker Girl Jr. and pretty soon, Stalker Girl Jr. is passing information to Haupsturmfurher Stalker Girl about the "Mayan" not working very hard during the day. All along, because I pay the bill, the "Mayan" has been informing on Mandrake Jr.. I think Mandrake Jr. figured this out because she is the one who told me the "Mayan" was watching telenovelas during the day.

Who is informing on me? I am pretty sure the guy with the $10,000 mailbox is informing on me to Sharfurher Braun.

So, anyway, here is the game theory angle. If they could all just keep their mouths shut, maximum benefit would acrue to all, but this requires trust and there is substantial benefit to informing (revenge and a possible lucrative post in the apparatus) so the most desired outcome is inherently unstable.

Here is a simplified line diagram




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RE: how to treat a lady - 2/9/2011 4:35:07 PM   
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BUMP!!!


Shameful, isn't it? I hope Mandrake and Sprior appreciate you.


We provide you with hours of entertainment - for free - and we should apprciate you lot?

Appreciate? No, that's too much to ask. Paying our bill for unsolicited advice and picking up the bar tab? That's quite reasonable.

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/9/2011 4:37:37 PM   
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Stalker Girl's boyfriend

Typical Southern California relationship triad. I shouldn't be too surprised, I guess.

ETA: Or did you mean to put the suffix "Jr." after this?

ETA II: Nice touch with the wheels on the "People's Car".

< Message edited by Chickenboy -- 2/9/2011 5:25:34 PM >

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/9/2011 5:18:07 PM   
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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/9/2011 5:18:19 PM   
anarchyintheuk

 

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/9/2011 5:21:29 PM   
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Is the Mayan trying to make the world end?

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/9/2011 5:23:57 PM   
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Uh-oh, sounds like another Night of the Long Knives is in the making... Watch out, Cap Mandrake! 

Yeah, he's right! Who's playing the role of the Brown Shirts?

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/9/2011 5:27:32 PM   
anarchyintheuk

 

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/9/2011 6:57:53 PM   
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The NotLK will be followed shortly by the Year of the Litigation.

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/9/2011 8:56:09 PM   
CaptDave

 

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/9/2011 9:53:05 PM   
Chickenboy


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Status: offline 		What a great game that was! I would so never play that game with anyone here, I'll tell 'ya that much! It may go a little something like this:

CB: Mynok, you'll move your navy to challenge Dixie's naval units here, right?

Mynok: Yes.

CB: OK. I'll commit to doing the same.

CB: And USS Mike, you'll move your land forces to Steve's capital here, right?

USS Mike: Affirmative.

CB: OK. I'll commit to doing the same.

====Turn 1 resolution===

CB: WTF! Both of you guys moved your armies into my capital and took it!

USS Mike: Sorry, dude-I thought that was our agreement.

Mynok: I committed to doing the same.



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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/9/2011 9:56:29 PM   
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I only played it once I think. Goobers made me play Austria.

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/9/2011 10:36:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		Austria can be quite fun. Hard to play good though, and definitely not the country I would like to play as a beginner

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/9/2011 10:48:08 PM   
Mynok


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Oh, they were well aware of what they were doing.

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/10/2011 12:27:13 AM   
Onime No Kyo


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Uh-oh, sounds like another Night of the Long Knives is in the making... Watch out, Cap Mandrake! 


Dont listen to him Mandrake. Dont watch out. The outcome will still be the same but at least you can die swiftly and much less tense.

< Message edited by Onime No Kyo -- 2/10/2011 12:30:01 AM >

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/10/2011 12:56:00 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Without even a scintilla of conscious effort, a quite robust internal security apparatus has developed in the Mandrake household. Mandrake Jr. and Stalker Girl Jr. have a serious, mutual, ovarian repulsive force field going on. This goes back to when Stalker Gril Jr's. boyfriend erroneously accused Mandrake Jr's. female friend of stealing his Ipod and Mandrake Jr's. friend retaliated by hilariously calling Stalker Girl's boyfriend an "illegal alien" even though she is first generation Persian-American.

So, naturally, both of them started informing on the other when they tried to sneak over their boyfriends during the day. Meanwhile, the "Mayan" can't stand Stalker Girl Jr's boyfriend either. I think he must have some Aztec blood. So the "Mayan" starts informing on Stalker Girl Jr. and pretty soon, Stalker Girl Jr. is passing information to Haupsturmfurher Stalker Girl about the "Mayan" not working very hard during the day. All along, because I pay the bill, the "Mayan" has been informing on Mandrake Jr.. I think Mandrake Jr. figured this out because she is the one who told me the "Mayan" was watching telenovelas during the day.

Who is informing on me? I am pretty sure the guy with the $10,000 mailbox is informing on me to Sharfurher Braun.

So, anyway, here is the game theory angle. If they could all just keep their mouths shut, maximum benefit would acrue to all, but this requires trust and there is substantial benefit to informing (revenge and a possible lucrative post in the apparatus) so the most desired outcome is inherently unstable.

Here is a simplified line diagram






Holy Sh*t. Sounds complicated.

But nice flowchart. Flowcharts are the beginning of wisdom

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/10/2011 1:57:14 AM   
Chickenboy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Without even a scintilla of conscious effort, a quite robust internal security apparatus has developed in the Mandrake household. Mandrake Jr. and Stalker Girl Jr. have a serious, mutual, ovarian repulsive force field going on. This goes back to when Stalker Gril Jr's. boyfriend erroneously accused Mandrake Jr's. female friend of stealing his Ipod and Mandrake Jr's. friend retaliated by hilariously calling Stalker Girl's boyfriend an "illegal alien" even though she is first generation Persian-American.

So, naturally, both of them started informing on the other when they tried to sneak over their boyfriends during the day. Meanwhile, the "Mayan" can't stand Stalker Girl Jr's boyfriend either. I think he must have some Aztec blood. So the "Mayan" starts informing on Stalker Girl Jr. and pretty soon, Stalker Girl Jr. is passing information to Haupsturmfurher Stalker Girl about the "Mayan" not working very hard during the day. All along, because I pay the bill, the "Mayan" has been informing on Mandrake Jr.. I think Mandrake Jr. figured this out because she is the one who told me the "Mayan" was watching telenovelas during the day.

Who is informing on me? I am pretty sure the guy with the $10,000 mailbox is informing on me to Sharfurher Braun.

So, anyway, here is the game theory angle. If they could all just keep their mouths shut, maximum benefit would acrue to all, but this requires trust and there is substantial benefit to informing (revenge and a possible lucrative post in the apparatus) so the most desired outcome is inherently unstable.

Here is a simplified line diagram






Holy Sh*t. Sounds complicated.

But nice flowchart. Flowcharts are the beginning of wisdom

The end of wisdom? It's gotta be THE THREAD!!! Nobody ever accused that place of containing anything resembling wisdom.

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/10/2011 1:58:57 AM   
Onime No Kyo


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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/10/2011 3:26:10 AM   
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Holy Sh*t. Sounds complicated.

But nice flowchart. Flowcharts are the beginning of wisdom


I dunno. I suspect that the flowchart is in error; even in the Mandrake household I'd bet that OKW and Hauptsturmfuhrer Stalker Girl are one and the same. He's dreaming if he feels she must report through him to reach higher authority!

Which means that Mandrake, caught in the middle (instead of being on top looking down), will most likely end up just like the ham and cheese when a Pannini Sandwich is completed.

Still, we gotta like your take on where you felt you could position yourself in this :domestic dispute." Self-esteem is something we greatly value here in California...

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/10/2011 3:32:41 AM   
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Holy Sh*t. Sounds complicated.

But nice flowchart. Flowcharts are the beginning of wisdom


I dunno. I suspect that the flowchart is in error; even in the Mandrake household I'd bet that OKW and Hauptsturmfuhrer Stalker Girl are one and the same. He's dreaming if he feels she must report through him to reach higher authority!

Which means that Mandrake, caught in the middle (instead of being on top looking down), will most likely end up just like the ham and cheese when a Pannini Sandwich is completed.

Still, we gotta like your take on where you felt you could position yourself in this :domestic dispute." Self-esteem is something we greatly value here in California...

Mmm....Hauptsturmfuhrer Stalker girl...leather SS breaches...caught in the middle...sandwich...positions...(wipes drool from chin)

My God how I love this thread.

Ummm...Cap'n? Will you be providing us some pictures of these various participants?

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/10/2011 3:39:58 AM   
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I dunno. I suspect that the flowchart is in error; even in the Mandrake household I'd bet that OKW and Hauptsturmfuhrer Stalker Girl are one and the same. He's dreaming if he feels she must report through him to reach higher authority!


It's an episode of Undercover Boss!

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/10/2011 10:49:08 AM   
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Holy Sh*t. Sounds complicated.

But nice flowchart. Flowcharts are the beginning of wisdom


I dunno. I suspect that the flowchart is in error; even in the Mandrake household I'd bet that OKW and Hauptsturmfuhrer Stalker Girl are one and the same. He's dreaming if he feels she must report through him to reach higher authority!

Which means that Mandrake, caught in the middle (instead of being on top looking down), will most likely end up just like the ham and cheese when a Pannini Sandwich is completed.

Still, we gotta like your take on where you felt you could position yourself in this :domestic dispute." Self-esteem is something we greatly value here in California...

Mmm....Hauptsturmfuhrer Stalker girl...leather SS breaches...caught in the middle...sandwich...positions...(wipes drool from chin)

My God how I love this thread.

Ummm...Cap'n? Will you be providing us some pictures of these various participants?


Probably he can't post them here... at least not in the positions you are imagining them above!

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/10/2011 12:33:38 PM   
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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/10/2011 12:38:44 PM   
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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/10/2011 3:45:26 PM   
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We need a turn.


Precisely. With this lot it is like taking a bunch of 13 yr olds on a guided tour of Gettysburg with Shelby Foote and all they want to know is when they can go to Starbucks to log on to jennajameson.*


*Not sure about the spelling of jennajameson.

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RE: Game theory and the Stasi - 2/10/2011 3:47:44 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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