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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake I saw that someone is going to make a movie from Atlas Shrugged. Naturally, this reminded me of a story of 3/4 naked women. A couple of years back my brother and I went to a Laker's game at Staples Center. Great fun, fantastic seats, $8 fancy hot dogs a couple of brewskis. I was happy with that but he wants to go to Spearmint Rhino, a "Gentlemen's Club". I finally relented..maybe have a cigar in a big leather chair..that kind of thing. Because it was his gig, he paid the admission fee. For some reason, he was careful not to use his credit card. So anyway, we get in and, let me tell you, they had some seriously lax admission criteria because there were a lot of women there and they weren't wearing much clothing either. Bro: Pick one out Me: For what? Bro: A lap dance you retard. Me: When? Bro: I'll tell you. We get a beer and after a bit, the DJ-type guy announces "3 SONGS FOR ONE!" Bro: NOW! HERE YOU TAKE THE ASIAN ONE! The place exploded in activity. It was like a ground ball down the third base line with runners on first and second. Triple play! We get over to the booth. Hot Asian Girl: You don't come here much, do you? Me: I would think that's a good thing. Hot Asian Girl: nah, we like our regulars. Where you from? Me: Orange County. Hot Asian Girl: Ahh. Panties or no panties? Me: Huh? Hot Asian Girl: $20 more for no panties. Me: Ah, do you mean mine or yours? Hot Asian Girl: Mine silly. <polite laugh> Me: < I do some quick mental math..let's see $20 plus maybe $12 for dry cleaning..umm that's $32> I'll pass. Hot Asian Girl: OK. <then the music starts and I was seriously impressed. I am not kidding. I've had electric toothbrushes that didn't osclate that fast. The songs seemed really short but even so, by the third my ears are starting to ring..or maybe that was her motor buzzing..anyway, the third song ends and she stands up and I hear> Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Do you read Ayn Rand? Me: Ayn Rand? <I become aware the buzzing has stopped abruptly. Imagine that, she is a small governemnt advocate. I think we may finally agree on something, Mandrake. I think I've been to a "gentleman's club" maybe 4 times in my life. My friends took me out to one for my 18th b-day and bought me a lapdance (from a very cute girl, I might add). My reaction after she was done was "what? that's it?".
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