Dixie
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Joined: 3/10/2006 From: UK Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy Wow! Quite the dragnet! What an unusual collection of law enforcement agencies... Quick question for our Brit THREAD brothers: If one indicates "Attention!" once, must one follow with repeated calls for "Attention!!" (note two exclamation points) and "Attention!!!" (note three)? Does that indicate a FURTHER enhanced call for attention? Also, I think it's nice that the British High Commission secretaries can conduct their official business from Spain. They need the extra sun, the poor things... I dunno...for $750,000 USD, I would consider a legal name change to "Chickenboy". British Embassy Torre Espacio Paseo De La Castellana 259D 28046, Madrid- Spain. Attention! Attention!! Attention!!! The office of the European Union, the President Federal Republic of Nigerian (Dr. Goodluck E. Jonathan), the CIA, FBI, EFCC, British Government, American Government and United Nations Organization in Benin Republic, Ghana, Burkina Faso, Malaysia, South Africa, Togo, Senegal in collaboration with UK (London) Anti-Crime Squad received a report of fund transaction/scam against you and other British, US and Asian citizens including other countries whom the aforementioned countries vital offices/authorities have recompensed you due to meeting held with the International Financial Agency, the IMF, four countries Government and the World High Commission against fraud and other international fund transaction activities by the four country Citizens. Your name was among those listed to be paid by the International Financial Intelligent Unit (NFIU) through the United Nations account holders bank. You are to contact the UN appointed officer immediately for the release/transfer of your approved compensation fund valued $750,000.00 United States Dollars only. With matter of urgency, you are to reconfirm to the UN appointed officer your full data as follows: A) Your Full Name, B) Present Address, C) Home and Mobile Telephone Numbers, D) Occupation, E) Company Name and Position. As soon as you send this information to the officer he will direct you accordingly on the release of your Fund. You are to contactMr. Mensha Baah Jr Head supervisor with the information below, for the release of your fund now. Contact Person: Mr. Mensha Baah Jr C/8815 off Ring Road, P.O.Box 2515 Cadastral, Zone A, Central Business District Accra-Ghana. Email:Menshabaahjnr@globomail.com Yours in Service, Linda Travis (Secretary) British High Commission Torre Espacio Paseo De La Castellana 259D 28046, Madrid- Spain. Three is the maximum that a Brit would put in a letter (or email), four exclamation marks is widely considered to be indicative of a diseased mind. It's good to see that we're keeping the Empire alive, I wonder if the Spanish realise that they're part of the Commonwealth?
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