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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 4/26/2011 9:54:12 PM   
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I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.


Hey! Could be worse...could be stinkin' pigs. Harumph!

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 4/26/2011 10:07:18 PM   
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I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.

Hey! Could be worse...could be stinkin' pigs. Harumph!

o tht wld b frgn swt, ye? What?, people wouldn't tweet, they would squeal? Cn u frkn imgn? Lk txtn a weeee, weeee, weeee alla wy hm? Dude! nfw & gag, u gzr.
[ed] edited by Amber for grammar, content, and to run in the time allowed.

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 4/29/2011 2:28:11 AM   
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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/1/2011 1:03:21 AM   
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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/2/2011 8:36:47 PM   
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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/2/2011 8:38:03 PM   
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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/2/2011 10:27:06 PM   
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I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.

Hey! Could be worse...could be stinkin' pigs. Harumph!

o tht wld b frgn swt, ye? What?, people wouldn't tweet, they would squeal? Cn u frkn imgn? Lk txtn a weeee, weeee, weeee alla wy hm? Dude! nfw & gag, u gzr.
[ed] edited by Amber for grammar, content, and to run in the time allowed.


Good God! That paragraph(?) hurts my eyes and my brain simultaneously. Have we now entered the era where communication methods are indistinguishable from methods of torture?

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/2/2011 10:34:20 PM   
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I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.


So you're some kind of anti-birdite, are you? Be careful what you say or you maybe cleaning a lot of unwanted stuff off your car. Word has a way of getting around.

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/2/2011 10:50:31 PM   
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I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.


So you're some kind of anti-birdite, are you? Be careful what you say or you maybe cleaning a lot of unwanted stuff off your car. Word has a way of getting around.



Hey Chuck! Been a while! When are heading this way again? We need to plan a "Middle of America" summit!

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/2/2011 10:52:12 PM   
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Oh joyous Monday!



OBTW.......Damned Hippie! Get off my lawn!!!! I haven't cleaned up after the dog......never mind!

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/2/2011 10:53:03 PM   
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I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.

Hey! Could be worse...could be stinkin' pigs. Harumph!

o tht wld b frgn swt, ye? What?, people wouldn't tweet, they would squeal? Cn u frkn imgn? Lk txtn a weeee, weeee, weeee alla wy hm? Dude! nfw & gag, u gzr.
[ed] edited by Amber for grammar, content, and to run in the time allowed.


Good God! That paragraph(?) hurts my eyes and my brain simultaneously. Have we now entered the era where communication methods are indistinguishable from methods of torture?

Haven't you ever sat through one of Hillary Clinton's press meetings before? [rimshot!]

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/3/2011 11:40:19 AM   
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Oh joyous Monday!



OBTW.......Damned Hippie! Get off my lawn!!!! I haven't cleaned up after the dog......never mind!




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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/3/2011 12:54:24 PM   
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I'm just thinking of all the Fabers that someone could have snuck in here if only they'd known it was unpatrolled.

ETA: Heh! Posted in the wrong forum thread! What a way to start the morning! GRUMP!

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/3/2011 12:58:26 PM   
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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/3/2011 7:07:38 PM   
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I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.


So you're some kind of anti-birdite, are you? Be careful what you say or you maybe cleaning a lot of unwanted stuff off your car. Word has a way of getting around.



Hey Chuck! Been a while! When are heading this way again? We need to plan a "Middle of America" summit!


Steve,
I'm afraid this spring has been brutally stressful so I didn't try to get out to any of the summits here. If you are back this December to go to Williamsburg, that would be a good time for me to get out. It's been too busy for me to get any game time as well.

I haven't decided when my next trip to the heartland will be, but it will either be this summer or for a football game like Ohio State to see Nebraska's first home game in the Big Ten.

I think you better check outside to see if some hippies are going to try and smoke whatever is you're growing in your yard.
Chuck

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/3/2011 9:25:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Then we'll get together when you come out here. Williamsburg most likely would be late winter.

Right now I seem to be growing mostly moles. The hippies are wecome to them. I've tried smoking them (out) , gassing them, drowning them, and starving them out. Now it's time to buy a mole guillotine.

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/4/2011 4:23:15 PM   
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Then we'll get together when you come out here. Williamsburg most likely would be late winter.

Right now I seem to be growing mostly moles. The hippies are wecome to them. I've tried smoking them (out) , gassing them, drowning them, and starving them out. Now it's time to buy a mole guillotine.


I think its time to start a snake breeding program. You can scare off any sissy neighbors at the same time. Nothing says "Get Off My Lawn!!!" quite like a snake infestation.

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/4/2011 5:54:11 PM   
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Then we'll get together when you come out here. Williamsburg most likely would be late winter.

Right now I seem to be growing mostly moles. The hippies are wecome to them. I've tried smoking them (out) , gassing them, drowning them, and starving them out. Now it's time to buy a mole guillotine.


I think its time to start a snake breeding program. You can scare off any sissy neighbors at the same time. Nothing says "Get Off My Lawn!!!" quite like a snake infestation.


I'm not crazy about snakes. But I do have a hawk that's been visiting me frequently (I call him Curtis), and if I keep feeding him, maybe the Moles will go elsewhere.

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/7/2011 6:31:16 AM   
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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/7/2011 2:18:00 PM   
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Then we'll get together when you come out here. Williamsburg most likely would be late winter.

Right now I seem to be growing mostly moles. The hippies are wecome to them. I've tried smoking them (out) , gassing them, drowning them, and starving them out. Now it's time to buy a mole guillotine.


I think its time to start a snake breeding program. You can scare off any sissy neighbors at the same time. Nothing says "Get Off My Lawn!!!" quite like a snake infestation.

Maybe that's why the guy down the road has multiple signs up warning "Dangerous venomous indigenous reptiles on property" with a picture of a snake underneath... of course, he ALSO has at least 15 other signs up in front of his house, many with religious quotes, etc... he recently ran out of space (he seems to have rule about how close you can put signs near each other) and started posting signs up his own driveway... since you can't really read them unless you are IN his driveway, i assume they are for his own edification.

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/10/2011 7:12:39 PM   
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Then we'll get together when you come out here. Williamsburg most likely would be late winter.

Right now I seem to be growing mostly moles. The hippies are wecome to them. I've tried smoking them (out) , gassing them, drowning them, and starving them out. Now it's time to buy a mole guillotine.


I think its time to start a snake breeding program. You can scare off any sissy neighbors at the same time. Nothing says "Get Off My Lawn!!!" quite like a snake infestation.

Maybe that's why the guy down the road has multiple signs up warning "Dangerous venomous indigenous reptiles on property" with a picture of a snake underneath... of course, he ALSO has at least 15 other signs up in front of his house, many with religious quotes, etc... he recently ran out of space (he seems to have rule about how close you can put signs near each other) and started posting signs up his own driveway... since you can't really read them unless you are IN his driveway, i assume they are for his own edification.


Sounds like you've got a snake handler sect for neighbors.

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/10/2011 7:37:50 PM   
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Then we'll get together when you come out here. Williamsburg most likely would be late winter.

Right now I seem to be growing mostly moles. The hippies are wecome to them. I've tried smoking them (out) , gassing them, drowning them, and starving them out. Now it's time to buy a mole guillotine.


I think its time to start a snake breeding program. You can scare off any sissy neighbors at the same time. Nothing says "Get Off My Lawn!!!" quite like a snake infestation.

Maybe that's why the guy down the road has multiple signs up warning "Dangerous venomous indigenous reptiles on property" with a picture of a snake underneath... of course, he ALSO has at least 15 other signs up in front of his house, many with religious quotes, etc... he recently ran out of space (he seems to have rule about how close you can put signs near each other) and started posting signs up his own driveway... since you can't really read them unless you are IN his driveway, i assume they are for his own edification.

I....umm....see.... Say, you wouldn't happen to live in Montana (or California), would you?

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/11/2011 11:41:47 AM   
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Then we'll get together when you come out here. Williamsburg most likely would be late winter.

Right now I seem to be growing mostly moles. The hippies are wecome to them. I've tried smoking them (out) , gassing them, drowning them, and starving them out. Now it's time to buy a mole guillotine.


I think its time to start a snake breeding program. You can scare off any sissy neighbors at the same time. Nothing says "Get Off My Lawn!!!" quite like a snake infestation.

Maybe that's why the guy down the road has multiple signs up warning "Dangerous venomous indigenous reptiles on property" with a picture of a snake underneath... of course, he ALSO has at least 15 other signs up in front of his house, many with religious quotes, etc... he recently ran out of space (he seems to have rule about how close you can put signs near each other) and started posting signs up his own driveway... since you can't really read them unless you are IN his driveway, i assume they are for his own edification.

I....umm....see.... Say, you wouldn't happen to live in Montana (or California), would you?


The next best place. Texas.

Actually, in Texas the place is probably a productive food farm.

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/11/2011 4:32:21 PM   
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I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.


So you're some kind of anti-birdite, are you? Be careful what you say or you maybe cleaning a lot of unwanted stuff off your car. Word has a way of getting around.


Justice in the bird world is quite unpredictable and beyond the understanding of man. I parked under a nice shady tree yesterday and now I have a completely redecorated car thanks to the local avian population.

Grump, grump, grump!

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/11/2011 4:58:33 PM   
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Justice in the bird world is quite unpredictable and beyond the understanding of man. I parked under a nice shady tree yesterday and now I have a completely redecorated car thanks to the local avian population.

Grump, grump, grump!

HA!! SO THERE!! At least chickens don't fly and only redecorate the driveway.

I do like some birds. Cleaned, plucked, dressed, a nice marinade, and ready for the barby.

[ed] They get on the lawn and they are for the Quisinart. Grump, grump, yum.

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/17/2011 1:43:02 PM   
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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/18/2011 6:19:56 PM   
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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/18/2011 6:50:48 PM   
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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/18/2011 7:59:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Cute Per. So why don't you use some of that "Hippie magic", and do a "Pied piper" and get these %&*@#$%$ moles off (or rather out of ) my lawn?

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RE: The AE Geezer Thread! - 5/18/2011 8:09:33 PM   
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Cute Per. So why don't you use some of that "Hippie magic", and do a "Pied piper" and get these %&*@#$%$ moles off (or rather out of ) my lawn?


Ok, the music ...


... and the anti-mole dance ...


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