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Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/1/2011 11:23:55 PM

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I just saw that movie today on DVD for the first time in years. That movie is so full of win. My favorite part is when Arthur runs away from the rabbit and exclaims "Jesus Christ"!

I'm laughing now just thinking about it.

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/2/2011 4:52:07 AM

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PYTHON TREK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9PGcnM10lA

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/2/2011 5:01:03 AM

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quote:

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PYTHON TREK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9PGcnM10lA

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/2/2011 9:24:05 PM

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"It's not a question about how he grips it"

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/3/2011 12:17:34 PM

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a moose once bit my sister....

no, realli.....

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/3/2011 1:41:12 PM

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Is it an African or European Swallow?

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/3/2011 2:10:47 PM

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Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/3/2011 4:27:56 PM

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"strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."
"I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away"

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/4/2011 9:02:02 AM

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it's great~

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/4/2011 1:07:30 PM

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it's great~

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Mrs Bun: Have you got anything without Spam?
Waitress: Well, Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it.
Mrs Bun: I don't want any Spam!
Mr Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, Spam, and sausage?
Mrs Bun: That's got Spam in it!
Mr Bun: Not as much as Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam,
Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, Spam and sausage, without the Spam?
Waitress: Bleurgh!
Mrs. Bun: What do you mean "Ugh?" I don't like Spam!
Vikings: [singing] Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam... Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/4/2011 2:21:41 PM

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Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?

Well yes, they do float and are transported by currents on the oceans. I may be carried by one very very big bird!

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/4/2011 2:38:38 PM

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Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/4/2011 8:48:34 PM

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If Richard Wagner were alive today, he might write an ode to spam entitled "Die Meisterspammer von PeeCeeBurg"...

The triumphant climax might be "Spamalot" in which the penultimate lines declaim :

I Spamalot, Spamalot! For me there is no cure, of that I am quite sure!
I Spamalot, Spamalot! There is no certain way, to quell me so I say!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/4/2011 9:37:24 PM

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quote:

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quote:

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it's great~

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Mrs Bun: Have you got anything without Spam?
Waitress: Well, Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it.
Mrs Bun: I don't want any Spam!
Mr Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, Spam, and sausage?
Mrs Bun: That's got Spam in it!
Mr Bun: Not as much as Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam,
Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, Spam and sausage, without the Spam?
Waitress: Bleurgh!
Mrs. Bun: What do you mean "Ugh?" I don't like Spam!
Vikings: [singing] Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam... Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o

LOL. Brilliant (and most appropriate) response, redcoat.

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/4/2011 9:59:16 PM

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It's only a model.

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/5/2011 1:02:20 AM

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/11/2011 3:56:23 AM

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What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/11/2011 6:36:22 AM

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"Bring out your dead, bring out your dead"
"Here's one..."
"I'm not dead"..
"He says he's not dead"
"Yes he is".
"I'm not"
..
"Well he will be soon".
...
"I'm getting better"
"No, you're not--you'll be stone dead in a moment"...

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/11/2011 12:14:45 PM

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What's your favorite colour?

Blue. No! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/11/2011 1:30:45 PM

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Arthur "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left".

BLACK KNIGHT "Yes I have".

ARTHUR "Look".

BLACK KNIGHT "Just a flesh wound".

I can do this all day.

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/11/2011 7:47:27 PM

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You must give us all.....a SPANKING!

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/11/2011 9:09:40 PM

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You must give us all.....a SPANKING!

You shall have your spanking Dingo, but only after you take me to Zoot!

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/12/2011 2:49:07 AM

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My most favorite sequence...

Who's that then?
I dunno, must be a king.
Why?
He hasn't got **** all over him.

The other was

Old woman.
Man.
Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
I'm 37.
What?
I'm 37. I'm not old.
Well I can't just call you "man".
Well you could say "Dennis".
I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Well you didn't bother to find out did you?

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/12/2011 3:47:35 AM

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Well, I think we could all go on with this for a long time. Every time I say any one scene is my favorite someone like you comes along to make me think otherwise.

One scene does remind me of Gary Grigsby's War in The East discussions about combat, supply, production..calculations--

GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow
needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
ARTHUR: Please!
GUARD #1: Am I right?
ARTHUR: I'm not interested!

Now that I did have to Google.

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/12/2011 4:16:25 AM

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That's OK, your avatar reminds me of this sequence...

Danny, do you speak Russian?
A little, but only one sentence.
Well, let me have it, mate.
Ya vas lyublyu.
Ya ya vas...
Lyublyu.
Lyubliu? Ya vas lyubliu. Ya vas lyublyu. What's it mean?
I love you.
Love you? What bloody good is that?
I don't know, I wasn't going to use it myself.

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/12/2011 6:06:25 AM

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I laughed when Arthur was told to cut down a tree with a herring.

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/12/2011 9:58:12 PM

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Possibly even more than the Black Knight, this might very well be my favorite scene:

[Discussing the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]

King Arthur: "How does it... um... how does it work?"

Sir Lancelot: "I know not, my liege."

King Arthur: "Consult the Book of Armaments."

Brother Maynard: "Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one."

Cleric: [reading] "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu-- "

Brother Maynard: "Skip a bit, Brother."

Cleric: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

Brother Maynard: "Amen."

All: "Amen."

Cracks me up every time!

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/12/2011 10:38:05 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk

Genius!

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/12/2011 10:55:18 PM

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And it's got fangs! *gives demonstration of fangs*

That movie is pure genius!

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RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 6/12/2011 11:36:37 PM

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In all these quoting of lines, we must never forget that Monty Python and the Holy Grail also spots the very finest double-take in cinematic history...

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