Chickenboy
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Joined: 6/29/2002 From: San Antonio, TX Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: warspite1 I would ask Grollub to bring on the dancing bananas again, but they may get arrested by the Thread police. I do not want the Bananas put in custardy. Ha Ha Ha Ha You know, old boy, this reminds me of a friend of mine that went to the dentist recently. My friend was suffering from oral pain and wanted to see if the dentist could locate the source of the problem. Well, the dentist immediately suspected a problem with his dental plate (an oral implant made of stainless steel and enamelware). My friend's plate had actually been etched and pitted, in some cases perforated. The dentist was taken aback and asked, "How on Earth did this happen? What have you been eating?" My friend responded, "Nothing too unusual. However, I have been eating more eggs benedict than usual." "Ah, that explains it!" The dentist said. "I shall have to replace your dental plate. This next one will be entirely made of chrome." "Chrome? Why chrome?", asks my friend. "Well", the dentist said, "everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise." I imagine right about now a banal Faber is looking pretty good by comparison, eh mate?
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