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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/21/2011 6:41:49 PM   
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For those of you interested in geography, here is a map of Corunna Downs




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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/21/2011 6:50:36 PM   
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Here is why it is on the map. There was an RAAF airfield there in WWIIa where everyone wrote from top to bottom with the letters rotated 90 degrees clockwise to confuse any LYB spies



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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/21/2011 6:58:58 PM   
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In WWIIc, the LYB garrison there was quite bored as the troops in Port Hedland were having all the fun. They managed to procure 36 new basketball balls from a certain Mr. Honda in exchange for 50 cases of salted sea urchin roe. Much fun was had by all but nobody ever learned how to dunk the ball.



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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/21/2011 6:59:30 PM   
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And here I thought Corunna Downs was just another sloven mining colony where the Emperor sent malcontents, midgets, neverwasers and congressional jackasses on the "super-committee".

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/21/2011 7:31:13 PM   
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And here I thought Corunna Downs was just another sloven mining colony where the Emperor sent malcontents, midgets, neverwasers and congressional jackasses on the "super-committee".


See...that there is a classic example of a "rush to judgement" and must be guarded against with great care. I suppose next thing you are going to tell us is that OJ was guilty.

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/21/2011 7:36:41 PM   
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This poor bastard actually got stationed there in WWIIa. I am not sure what infraction he committed against the King to earn him this distinction.

If you hurry, you might be able to procure the "Special Souvenir edition" for your library.






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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/21/2011 7:37:12 PM   
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...and Casey Anthony wasn't, they got that right too.

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/21/2011 7:41:04 PM   
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I hope this AAR never ends....best source of entertainment all day long.

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/21/2011 8:44:49 PM   
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This poor bastard actually got stationed there in WWIIa. I am not sure what infraction he committed against the King to earn him this distinction.

If you hurry, you might be able to procure the "Special Souvenir edition" for your library.







Well, it doesn't sound so bad. After all, it wasn't very far from a marble bar. There must have been lots of cool drinks and relaxing light jazz band nearby. Luxury.

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/21/2011 8:48:13 PM   
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Cap'n: A question:

Have you considered a para assault on that dot hex to the SW of Port Hedland? The one that is connected by rail? Capturing it may be an opportunity for an air bridge into and out of PH. If nothing else, it may distract JJ from flying CAP over PH or may necessitate him earmarking additional troops to re-liberate it.

Do you have the transport aircraft and a small para assault unit that could be so moved in? Other LCUs with engineers to fly in get that a/f up to 1 quickly?

I assume that the dot hex of which I speak is 0/0 port (duh...)/airfield at this time?


I believe you refer to the lovely alpine village of Corruna Downs. We have considered such a move. For recon we sent a couple of B-26's on low level attack, the trailing plane with a Mk V recon net. This yielded a LYB left arm complete with unit ID on the tunic. Intel thinks there are about 2,000 SNLF troops there.


Are these 1,999 bi-armed and 1 uni-armed Japanese warriors not represented on the map? Perhaps the map you posted cut off the telltale red troop symbol.

It is also possible that he railed these SNLF in to PH to help with the defense, thus leaving Corruna Downs unoccupied...

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/21/2011 10:58:16 PM   
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congressional jackasses.


I disagree, Cap'n. I consider this a prime example of unnecessary redundancy in the written language.

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/21/2011 11:01:37 PM   
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congressional jackasses.


I disagree, Cap'n. I consider this a prime example of unnecessary redundancy in the written language.


Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/21/2011 11:21:08 PM   
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Now gentlemen, you all know there are jackasses outside of the halls of Congress, but for all within, perhaps I can concede quilt for uttering an oxymoron:).

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/22/2011 2:26:37 AM   
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congressional jackasses.


I disagree, Cap'n. I consider this a prime example of unnecessary redundancy in the written language.


Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.


I heard that the debate over eliminating the future funding of that particular department was the root cause of the SuperCommitee's failure to reach an agreement...

Hey, Cap, I vote you go for a progressive land-based air and carrier assault ASAP on those dedicated Occupy Wall Street activist-types presently camping offshore of Perth and Geraldton ---but only. of course, if you promise that they can subsequently deploy their liferafts there indefinitely, you refrain from the use of pepper-spray-loaded SBDs, and you promise to forgive all the student loan debt they acquired at Etajima...



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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/22/2011 9:24:22 AM   
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To quote General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett VC DSO KCB:

"God, it's a barren, featureless desert out there, isn't it."

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/22/2011 4:28:59 PM   
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and you promise to forgive all the student loan debt they acquired at Etajima...


I believe that the good Captain has been very clear in indicating that the clown college that so many of these 'occupy' sorts aspire was located on Haha Jima, not Etajima.

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/22/2011 5:10:17 PM   
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The Haha Jima International Yiddish College of Comedy is (of course) for-profit . Unfortunately, graduates from this esteemed institution have a high default rate on their student loans.


No. 54 Sqdrn, RAF, is assigned, oddly, to RAAF restricted command and can upgrade to Sea Hurricanes.

Could we really convert to Sea Hurricanes, change to a non-restricted command and assign them to a carrier?

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/22/2011 5:23:12 PM   
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Right...now imagine we really wanted to go looooong on a diversionary attack.

What kind of defenses might we find at Paramhiro-Jima?

Also, pretend I didn't read the rule book. What are the effects of Winter on an amphibious attack? Also, when does winter start? Also, what about the invasion of the homeland trigger? Does it include the Kuriles?

Also, where can I find the inventory of winterized Quonset huts?

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/22/2011 5:23:43 PM   
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The Haha Jima International Yiddish College of Comedy is (of course) for-profit . Unfortunately, graduates from this esteemed institution have a high default rate on their student loans.


No. 54 Sqdrn, RAF, is assigned, oddly, to RAAF restricted command and can upgrade to Sea Hurricanes.

Could we really convert to Sea Hurricanes, change to a non-restricted command and assign them to a carrier?

It's a good sign, as far as I'm concerned. Going from single A coverage to AA coverage is a definite boon. If you can get three A's wedged in there (e.g., RAAAF) or at the very least, RAAaF / RAAA-F, that would further mitigate your military investment risks.



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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/22/2011 5:28:41 PM   
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Right...now imagine we really wanted to go looooong on a diversionary attack.


OK. Goin' to my happy place...goin' to my happy place.

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What kind of defenses might we find at Paramhiro-Jima?


Guys, guns, things that go boom and make life miserable for enemies. The usual. What does recon tell you, oh fearless leader of the digital free world?

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Also, pretend I didn't read the rule book. What are the effects of Winter on an amphibious attack?

Heap big disruption penalties when unloading. Fatigue significantly higher too.

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Also, when does winter start?

When it gets cold?

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Also, what about the invasion of the homeland trigger?


What about it?

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Does it include the Kuriles?


Yes.

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Also, where can I find the inventory of winterized Quonset huts?

Check with the Peruvians. IIRC, they got a sweetheart deal on these babies in WWIIb.

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/22/2011 5:30:26 PM   
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Rent-to-own Armenian-American Air Force? (RAAAF)

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/22/2011 5:50:49 PM   
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Does it include the Kuriles?


Yes.
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OK...PJ is out. I don't want to make them mad.

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/22/2011 6:31:11 PM   
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Does it include the Kuriles?


Yes.
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OK...PJ is out. I don't want to make them mad.


There is a very good disscussion in Canoerebel's threat about PJ. Bascally it is impossible to take by force, or reoccupy in the winter. Any amount of force no matter how good the odds will either find themseves drowning in the freezing surf, or be completely 100% disrupted requiring a bugs bunny like single light tap to shatter ...

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/22/2011 8:52:34 PM   
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Rent-to-own Armenian-American Air Force? (RAAAF)


Rent-to-own Almighty-Armenian-American Air Force (RAAAAF)

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/23/2011 3:12:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The Haha Jima International Yiddish College of Comedy is (of course) for-profit . Unfortunately, graduates from this esteemed institution have a high default rate on their student loans.


No. 54 Sqdrn, RAF, is assigned, oddly, to RAAF restricted command and can upgrade to Sea Hurricanes.

Could we really convert to Sea Hurricanes, change to a non-restricted command and assign them to a carrier?

It's a good sign, as far as I'm concerned. Going from single A coverage to AA coverage is a definite boon. If you can get three A's wedged in there (e.g., RAAAF) or at the very least, RAAaF / RAAA-F, that would further mitigate your military investment risks.


These ratings would be made by the same reliable, impartial, disinterested agencies that thought so highly of bundled sub-prime mortgage securities in 2005-2006?

Why do I get the sinking feeling M&M Enterprises has somehow gotten into the air command/investment bond rating business...

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/23/2011 3:37:07 PM   
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How fares the war?

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/23/2011 3:58:29 PM   
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How fares the war?


I was wondering that myself. I suspect Admiral Lord Sprior may be on a secrret mission for the Special Boat Service.

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/23/2011 4:02:24 PM   
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He must love being wet and cold then.

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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/23/2011 4:06:15 PM   
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RE: Gotta love the security! - 11/23/2011 4:35:49 PM   
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