Cap Mandrake
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Joined: 11/15/2002 From: Southern California Status: offline
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*************Bali Hai Club, Perth, Dec. 5, 1942(c)************** Man in fine linen slacks: Yossarian, you crazy SOB, put down your tropical drink and go prep the PBY for a trip to Bathurst. Hirsute man with tropical drink: New Brunswick? Man in fine linen slacks: What do you think? Hirsute man with tropical drink: I'm going to go out on a limb and posit there may be a second place called Bathurst. Man in fine linen slacks: And you would be right, you geographically impaired SOB. Hirsute man with tropical drink: You, know, Milo, you are the 1%, you SOB. You know that, right? Man in fine linen slacks: I would never settle for the 1st percentile, Yossarian. It's an island. Hirsute man with tropical drink: What is? Man in fine linen slacks: Bathurst. It's an island near Darwin. Hirsute man with tropical drink: Darwin? Man in fine linen slacks: Yes, Darwin. Hirsute man with tropical drink: Milo, you crazy SOB, Darwin is crawling with Japs. Man in fine linen slacks: Not Bathurst. Hirsute man with tropical drink: Let me guess..golf course resort...50 shares at 25% each...never gets built. Man in fine linen slacks: Yossarian, you are so 1st quarter 1942. Hirsute man with tropical drink: We're picking up a lost General? Man in fine linen slacks: Nope. Hirsute man with tropical drink: Rendezvous with that crazy SOB, Ito? Man in fine linen slacks: Nope. Southpac is going to land there. Hirsute man with tropical drink: Ah, a bar then? A new establishemnt? Man in fine linen slacks: Now you are thinking more like the entrpeneur you could be. A boatlod of SeaBees, hot weather, hard work. What is missing? Hirsute man with tropical drink: Homely Tannanese women pretending to be Tahitians? Man in fine linen slacks: No, no, no. They won't have any cash. Hirsute man with tropical drink: Well, what then? Man in fine linen slacks: Yossarian, what do you know about mines?
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