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HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 3/25/2012 11:25:23 PM   
SLAAKMAN


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THATS RIGHT YOU FEATHERBRAINED, LIPSTICK-BEAKED FREAK-OF-POULTRY!! IM CALLING YOU OUT!! CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. NOBODY & I MEAN NOBODY IS GOING TO DEFAME MY HONOR FOR THE SAKE OF SOME MANGY-AZZ SWAMPMUTTS HYSTERIA. GAMERANGER NOW BEAKFREAK!! IM GONNA MAKE CASSEROLE OUTTA U!



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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 3/25/2012 11:45:16 PM   
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Take your Valium. In fact, take 200 and don't call in the morning.

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 3/25/2012 11:51:26 PM   
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Is he that uncle that has to be at family functions and everyone just ignores?

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 3/26/2012 5:31:51 AM   
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There is a special place someplace for the SLAAKMAN.

SLAAKMAN, is CCIII the only computer game you play?

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 3/26/2012 5:41:57 AM   
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quote:

There is a special place someplace for the SLAAKMAN.

SLAAKMAN, is CCIII the only computer game you play?

No. I play Vassal WiF, Age of Mythology, Age of Empires, Starcraft Broodwars Armageddon, Colonization, CC3RR, Duke Nukem & many more. When can you be on GR?

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 3/26/2012 7:49:45 AM   
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Slaak and Mista Chicken have been foes for longer than Borgne and Macenroe
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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 3/26/2012 8:57:38 AM   
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Take your Valium

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 3/26/2012 11:44:38 AM   
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quote:

Slaak and Mista Chicken have been foes for longer than Borgne and Macenroe

(And of course, I am winning).

Terminus
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Take your Valium. In fact, take 200 and don't call in the morning.

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 3/26/2012 1:02:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: junk2drive

Is he that uncle that has to be at family functions and everyone just ignores?


HA, you just hit the nail on the head.

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 3/26/2012 3:52:15 PM   
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Damm it Slaakman, youse don has to shout so freaking loud. You done damaged ma ears......

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 3/26/2012 5:34:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: planner 3

Damm it Slaakman, youse don has to shout so freaking loud. You done damaged ma ears......


The diagnoses for SLAAK(ER) is "The Mad-Sad, Pout-Shout syndrome is a crippling condition. It renders the sufferer totally ineffective and confined to a life of frustration and hardship". According to Jennifer Slutsky, MD., "there is a sure fire remedy for the condition. It's called maturity. The problem is that maturity cannot be found at the local drugstore. It has to be self-imposed and self-administrated. No one else can do it for us".

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 3/26/2012 8:42:45 PM   
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quote:

(Mine is bigger.)




Isn't everyone's?

< Message edited by mdiehl -- 3/26/2012 8:43:02 PM >


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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 3/26/2012 10:32:35 PM   
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MISTACHICKEN AFTER FLAMETHROWER PRACTICE;





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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 3/26/2012 10:44:50 PM   
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Nom nom nom!!

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 3/28/2012 1:58:33 AM   
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SLAAKMAN I haven't played CC3 in at least a decade. I'm sure you could beat me in it. U could beat me in Missus Pac-Man an Space Invaders as well. Although back in the prime we both know I beat you so bad in all these games that I felt bad about it later.

If you want to get a xbox360 and play something newer than Missle Command, you might be able to summon me.

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 3/28/2012 2:45:39 AM   
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The Egglayer,
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SLAAKMAN I haven't played CC3 in at least a decade. I'm sure you could beat me in it. U could beat me in Missus Pac-Man an Space Invaders as well. Although back in the prime we both know I beat you so bad in all these games that I felt bad about it later. If you want to get a xbox360 and play something newer than Missle Command, you might be able to summon me.

The only time my forces were checked was when you over-ran a lonely outpost in Age of Empires that was merely luring you into a false sense of security. You NEVER defeated me or even came close in CC3RR & echos of owned reverberated profusely throughout the CSLF HQ on a regular basis. (You did acheive a better kill ratio in the Wolfenstein demo though, I will grant you that.) But Xbox is newb so graduate up to World in Flames, CC Cross of Iron & such so that you may grow above the servitude of a lowly Mutthog puppet!





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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 4/5/2012 3:51:50 AM   
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CRICKETS CHIRPING EGGLAYER. YOU & THAT HOGMUTT SHOULD BE PREPARING FOR BATTLE INSTEAD OF WHINING OVER LOST CHICKIES!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whXeb7Ohfkk

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She's old an fat now, but still like having sex w/ the Queen. It'd be quite an honor anyway just b/c of who she is.


http://maddogdrivethru.net/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=11605

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 4/10/2012 6:47:19 PM   
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(Hehe I knew the Egglayer would wimp out).


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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 4/10/2012 9:14:16 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Take your Valium. In fact, take 200 and don't call in the morning.


lol

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 4/24/2012 2:32:22 AM   
t001001001

 

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I fount a chica for u SLAAKMAN:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2133940/Susan-Sarandon-Ive-phone-tapped.html



CHARGE!!11

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 4/24/2012 3:14:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: t001001001

I fount a chica for u SLAAKMAN:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2133940/Susan-Sarandon-Ive-phone-tapped.html



CHARGE!!11


Did you really find it necessary to tease SLAAK(er)???

Do u know what will happen now???

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 4/24/2012 3:39:25 AM   
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Take your Valium. In fact, take 200 and don't call in the morning.

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 4/24/2012 6:41:33 AM   
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THE EGGLAYER,
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I fount a chica for u SLAAKMAN:

AND I FOUND A CHICA FOR YOU, BBQ-BEAK!;

BEHOLD, TERMINUS TRUE IDENTITY & MISTACHICKENS TRUE LUV!!





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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 4/24/2012 1:47:05 PM   
SLAAKMAN


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sabre1,
quote:

There is a special place someplace for the SLAAKMAN.

SLAAKMAN, is CCIII the only computer game you play?

Almost. Now get onto Gameranger to learn your daily lesson. Capiche?

planner3,
quote:

Damm it Slaakman, youse don has to shout so freaking loud. You done damaged ma ears......

(It was necessary in order to insure a smooth bowel movement.)

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 4/24/2012 6:09:35 PM   
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Let's see. Hails from Denmark. Spews acid slime everywhere. Makes womens' fingernails itch before they scream and run away. It must be....T..... REPTILICUS!



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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 4/24/2012 6:40:54 PM   
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I'm still trying to figure out what I did to merit such attention...

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RE: HIGH NOON MISTACHICKEN! - 4/24/2012 7:16:28 PM   
SLAAKMAN


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quote:

Chickenboy

(Your cousin going under the alias of "t001001001" AKA MistaChicken
thought he could snub me on the battlefield. He was mistaken and as we are witnessing now he avoids battle like the cowering buzzard that he truly is!!)



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