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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/1/2012 10:08:49 AM   
Itdepends

 

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Status: offline 		Hmm- another reason why I won't be a cat person.

BTW- love the pic- dingy dungeion, creaky mdf bookshelf with old hardcopies- but notice the essentials- spanky wide flatscreen, coffee (I assume) and- he's taking notes. Isn't that cheating? (hold on- maybe that's only if you're playing Capt Mandrake).

Hope that isn't allied intell you've revealed on that note pad- at least the cat has done the righty and is obscuring the top of the page.

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/1/2012 3:36:16 PM   
Treetop64


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ORIGINAL: Empire101


quote:

ORIGINAL: drw61

I don't want to hijack this thread but seeing this reminded me of an email I received with the following. Enjoy Daryl


CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are
fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt
for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in
order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is
my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
Bastards!

They continue to pick me up and handle me, an obvious attempt to
subvert me.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However,
I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn
what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one
of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.
I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released -- and
seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

Tonight I will again lay on their heads while they sleep and hope to
smother them.


DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Ran back and forth in the hall! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play tug! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


Made me laugh...


Effing hilarious!

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/1/2012 4:12:28 PM   
John 3rd


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Joined: 9/8/2005
From: La Salle, Colorado
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ORIGINAL: Itdepends

Hmm- another reason why I won't be a cat person.

BTW- love the pic- dingy dungeion, creaky mdf bookshelf with old hardcopies- but notice the essentials- spanky wide flatscreen, coffee (I assume) and- he's taking notes. Isn't that cheating? (hold on- maybe that's only if you're playing Capt Mandrake).

Hope that isn't allied intell you've revealed on that note pad- at least the cat has done the righty and is obscuring the top of the page.


Good Laugh provided here. You are correct in nearly all regards except that is Tea. Darjeeling probably.

I have so many notebooks of AE and Mod Creation that they take up about 18" of shelf space. Abbigail is covering only the 'essential' information. She--all cats--are very good a keeping secrets!


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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/1/2012 5:38:51 PM   
bradfordkay

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: drw61

I don't want to hijack this thread but seeing this reminded me of an email I received with the following. Enjoy Daryl


CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are
fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt
for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in
order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is
my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
Bastards!

They continue to pick me up and handle me, an obvious attempt to
subvert me.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However,
I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn
what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one
of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.
I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released -- and
seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

Tonight I will again lay on their heads while they sleep and hope to
smother them.


DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Ran back and forth in the hall! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play tug! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



Absolutely priceless!

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fair winds,
Brad

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/1/2012 5:44:22 PM   
bradfordkay

 

Posts: 8683
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From: Olympia, WA
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ORIGINAL: John 3rd

You had a cat named Joe Hooker? Man...I thought I was a GEEK!




Well, he was named by the historian at Kennesaw Mtn Battlefield, who had found him as a stray. Joe and their dog didn't get along, so my family took him in. I think that his fights with the dog earned him the name...

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fair winds,
Brad

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/6/2012 5:31:24 PM   
John 3rd


Posts: 17178
Joined: 9/8/2005
From: La Salle, Colorado
Status: offline 		Hadn't seen your follow-on Post Brad. That is a funny story! I thought he might be named for the harem of...ahhh...'ladies' he keeps around your place!

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/6/2012 6:24:02 PM   
Schanilec

 

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Joined: 6/12/2010
From: Grand Forks, ND
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: drw61

I don't want to hijack this thread but seeing this reminded me of an email I received with the following. Enjoy Daryl


CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are
fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt
for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in
order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is
my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
Bastards!

They continue to pick me up and handle me, an obvious attempt to
subvert me.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However,
I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn
what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one
of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.
I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released -- and
seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

Tonight I will again lay on their heads while they sleep and hope to
smother them.


DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Ran back and forth in the hall! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play tug! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


Laughed hard enough for tears.

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/6/2012 6:31:05 PM   
LoBaron


Posts: 4776
Joined: 1/26/2003
From: Vienna, Austria
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Schanilec


quote:

ORIGINAL: drw61

I don't want to hijack this thread but seeing this reminded me of an email I received with the following. Enjoy Daryl


CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are
fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt
for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in
order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is
my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
Bastards!

They continue to pick me up and handle me, an obvious attempt to
subvert me.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However,
I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn
what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one
of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.
I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released -- and
seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

Tonight I will again lay on their heads while they sleep and hope to
smother them.


DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Ran back and forth in the hall! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play tug! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


Laughed hard enough for tears.


Same here. Seen it first when I was on vacation on the east coast, IIRC it was a doormat print from a souvenier
shop in Cape Cod.

Bought it for my cousin who owns a dog. Should have bought it for my mother who owns 2 cats as well.

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/6/2012 10:05:09 PM   
JohnDillworth


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This is what happens when you use a mouse....
Ouch!!

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/6/2012 11:12:17 PM   
vettim89


Posts: 3615
Joined: 7/14/2007
From: Toledo, Ohio
Status: offline 		My Aide-De-Camp, Stewart, reached up and hit the hot key for increasing the delay on messages. Had to pull the manual to figure which damn key he hit. Unlike other "asistants", mine is a 13 week old Jack Russell Terrorist puppy. As I type this, he has found an empty milk bottle and is giving it what for.

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/7/2012 3:55:21 PM   
Onime No Kyo


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ORIGINAL: John 3rd

Her name is Abbigail...






So which one of you two owes Martin and me a turn?

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/7/2012 3:57:12 PM   
Onime No Kyo


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my secret weapon, though i don#t know whether it makes me better...





Oh oh! I wish Martin would tell me if this is how he makes his command decision too.

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/7/2012 5:41:51 PM   
Historiker


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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo


quote:

ORIGINAL: Historiker

my secret weapon, though i don#t know whether it makes me better...





Oh oh! I wish Martin would tell me if this is how he makes his command decision too.

Mike always encourages me to let that be my guide when I do the turn for him!

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/7/2012 6:56:23 PM   
5thGuardsTankArmy


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Status: offline 		Yes, I have many secret weapons !!















































< Message edited by 5thGuardsTankArmy -- 4/7/2012 7:10:58 PM >

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/7/2012 11:37:39 PM   
RevRick


Posts: 2617
Joined: 9/16/2000
From: Thomasville, GA
Status: offline 		My wargaming buddy and I had SPI's WitP set up in a basement room in South Florida (we lived on the secondary ridge hence the basement!) In addition to the Kaptain Klutz rule, the Hand of God rule, we had the Paw of Cat rule. Gladly, we did not play WitP as much as we played Squad Leader, France '40, and WSIM... But, I am glad I did not have the cat then I have now... His name Obadiah, but we call him Darth Odious at certain obvious times.. He stomps on the keyboard regularly... and has been known to send blank faxes to friends everywhere (Glad we have a nationwide calling plan!) The worst thing he has done is start a turn for me... I do not know how... But I left to get a cup of Joe, and came back to see the IJN running rampant because I had not finished plotting everything. (Does one ever really manage to do that???)

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/7/2012 11:38:44 PM   
VSWG


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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo


quote:

ORIGINAL: Historiker

my secret weapon, though i don#t know whether it makes me better...





Oh oh! I wish Martin would tell me if this is how he makes his command decision too.

Nope, since I really don't want to go to hell, especially not a Bavarian one...

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/8/2012 1:37:55 AM   
ilovestrategy


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ORIGINAL: RevRick

My wargaming buddy and I had SPI's WitP set up in a basement room in South Florida (we lived on the secondary ridge hence the basement!) In addition to the Kaptain Klutz rule, the Hand of God rule, we had the Paw of Cat rule. Gladly, we did not play WitP as much as we played Squad Leader, France '40, and WSIM... But, I am glad I did not have the cat then I have now... His name Obadiah, but we call him Darth Odious at certain obvious times.. He stomps on the keyboard regularly... and has been known to send blank faxes to friends everywhere (Glad we have a nationwide calling plan!) The worst thing he has done is start a turn for me... I do not know how... But I left to get a cup of Joe, and came back to see the IJN running rampant because I had not finished plotting everything. (Does one ever really manage to do that???)


That is one of the funniest things I have read in a while.

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/8/2012 2:51:08 AM   
rockmedic109

 

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ORIGINAL: vettim89

My Aide-De-Camp, Stewart, reached up and hit the hot key for increasing the delay on messages. Had to pull the manual to figure which damn key he hit. Unlike other "asistants", mine is a 13 week old Jack Russell Terrorist puppy. As I type this, he has found an empty milk bottle and is giving it what for.

ACH! I've got a pair of those and a Pekineese that thinks it's a Jack Russell. They do NOT get any better after 8 years.

Of course they are fun when you run a laser light dot in front of them and up to the cat. Works best on a freshly polished hardwood floor.

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RE: Do you have a SECRET Weapon? I do... - 4/9/2012 11:24:05 AM   
5thGuardsTankArmy


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