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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/24/2012 10:13:07 PM   
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In terms of customer service, you should offer me precisely double what I paid for the right to spam this thread.

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/24/2012 10:59:52 PM   
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My 13 year old computer gave up the ghost. I read this story about washing keyboards in the dishwasher and it worked great....so I tried on the computer too.

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/24/2012 11:03:38 PM   
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Consumer Ombudsman: Any requests for refunds will be honored quickly. The reader simply needs to log on to the website using the special pass code "KISSMYASS".

Thank You
Customer Service Dept.

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/24/2012 11:04:26 PM   
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You don't know what you've done, Cap'n. Aren't you worried about rearranging your computer's inner chi? And just when things were looking up for the Arries too!

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/24/2012 11:07:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Consumer Ombudsman: Any requests for refunds will be honored quickly. The reader simply needs to log on to the website using the special pass code "KISSMYASS".

Thank You
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I tried that, but all I got was this...??? A server problem perhaps?

ETA: Your marketing department needs to do something with this. Having a hot brown ass-themed liquid near my nose ain't cuttin' it for my coffee consumption.






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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/24/2012 11:15:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

You don't know what you've done, Cap'n. Aren't you worried about rearranging your computer's inner chi? And just when things were looking up for the Arries too!

The real worry is if Che took up residence in his computer.

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/25/2012 12:47:00 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

You don't know what you've done, Cap'n. Aren't you worried about rearranging your computer's inner chi? And just when things were looking up for the Arries too!

The real worry is if Che took up residence in his computer.

Well, if while loading troops up on an amphibious op, he got a response such as, "The workers control the means of production, not some bourgeois CB unit!" or "The struggle of the urban proletariat dictates additional supplies be loaded!" that would be obvious.

Hmmm...on second thought, that would only be the case if his computer got Marx (double entendre, get it?) on it from the dishwasher.

Alright, someone better post some WWIIc-related information soon...

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/25/2012 1:54:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: witpqs

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

You don't know what you've done, Cap'n. Aren't you worried about rearranging your computer's inner chi? And just when things were looking up for the Arries too!

The real worry is if Che took up residence in his computer.

Well, if while loading troops up on an amphibious op, he got a response such as, "The workers control the means of production, not some bourgeois CB unit!" or "The struggle of the urban proletariat dictates additional supplies be loaded!" that would be obvious.

Hmmm...on second thought, that would only be the case if his computer got Marx (double entendre, get it?) on it from the dishwasher.

Alright, someone better post some WWIIc-related information soon...

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.




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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/25/2012 2:00:56 AM   
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Wait a second - if you want to believe Capn, he has a broken computer & signifigant other has a broken ankle, all within a week or so?

Ya better pay the Mayan or enter witness protection...

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/25/2012 4:55:56 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

My 13 year old computer gave up the ghost. I read this story about washing keyboards in the dishwasher and it worked great....so I tried on the computer too.



If your computer is so darn broken, how can you still post here?

(Paraphrasing what an ex-girlfriend once told me: "If you can't live without me, then how come you're not dead yet?")

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/25/2012 4:05:38 PM   
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If your computer is so darn broken, how can you still post here?


Because I'm at the library....duh.

The advantage of this is the FBI can't track your IP number. The guy next to me on the left is kind of swarthy and is googling "PETN". The guy on the right is a middle-aged guy with a bushy moustache and is getting kind of angry because all the child porn sites are blocked. Fortunatley, Matrix is not blocked. They probably think I am some kind of wierd Keanu Reeves fan. Anyway, better get going before the men with the E plates show up.


**************************Dec 31, 1942(c)*********************


Darwin: Musashi was evidently busy...so the IJN sent an APD.

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/25/2012 4:09:03 PM   
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Night Time Surface Combat, near Darwin at 75,124, Range 10,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
APD Nadakaze, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk

Allied Ships
PT-23
PT-26
PT-168
PT-174


The LYB's are intercepted in the Western channel by the PT boats...nice, very nice.

Somebody needs some gunnery practice.

Night Naval bombardment of Darwin at 76,124

Allied Ships
BB Colorado

Japanese ground losses:
3 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled



Airbase hits 1
Runway hits 2

BB Colorado firing at Darwin


No air attacks over Darwin or Bathurst from either side...probably bad weather.

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/25/2012 4:15:47 PM   
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Verdun: Morning Air attack on 5th Division, at 57,129 (Port Hedland)

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid detected at 39 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes


Allied aircraft
Hudson I x 3
Mitchell II x 3
Bolingbroke IV x 11
B-17E Fortress x 5
B-25C Mitchell x 42
B-26 Marauder x 6
B-26B Marauder x 17


No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
201 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 15 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 52 disabled
Engineers: 1 destroyed, 2 disabled



Nice, nice, very nice.



Morning Air attack on 77th Infantry Regiment, at 57,129 (Port Hedland)

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid detected at 32 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 10 minutes


Allied aircraft
Beaufort V x 26
Beaufort VIII x 28
B-26 Marauder x 3
P-40K Warhawk x 17


Allied aircraft losses
Beaufort VIII: 1 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
208 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 8 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 19 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled


I wanted all things
To seem to make some sense,
So we could all be happy, yes,
Instead of tense.


Morning Air attack on Darwin , at 76,124

Weather in hex: Light rain

Raid detected at 33 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 9 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights


Allied aircraft
Beaufighter Ic x 4
B-17E Fortress x 16
B-17F Fortress x 8
F4F-4 Wildcat x 10


Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-44-IIa Tojo: 1 destroyed on ground

Allied aircraft losses
B-17E Fortress: 2 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
42 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled



And I made up lies
So that they all fit nice,
And I made this sad world
A par-a-dise.


Ground combat at Darwin (76,124)

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 13011 troops, 116 guns, 52 vehicles, Assault Value = 527

Defending force 43132 troops, 714 guns, 758 vehicles, Assault Value = 1347

Japanese ground losses:
63 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 10 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled



Assaulting units:
21st Ind.Mixed Brigade
4th Engineer Co
38th/A Division
18th Tank Regiment
38th/B Division
52nd JNAF AF Unit
53rd JNAF AF Unit
107th JAAF AF Bn
22nd Ind.AA Gun Co
5th Div /2

Defending units:
632nd Tank Destroyer Battalion
I Aus Corps Engineer Battalion
6th Marine Regiment
7th Australian Division
1st Marine Regiment
193rd Tank Battalion
2/1 AIF Pioneer Battalion
6th Australian Division
2nd USMC Engineer Regiment
22nd Marine Regiment
2/2 AIF Pioneer Battalion
2nd RAAF M/W Sqn
South Pacific
I US Amphib Corps
2/9th Field Regiment
225th Field Artillery Battalion
134th Field Artillery Battalion
2nd Australian Hvy AA Regiment
2nd USMC Field Artillery Battalion
2/11th Field Regiment
8th Marine Defense Battalion
21/22 Field Regiment
16th USN SeaBees /1



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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/25/2012 7:25:18 PM   
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Whoa, Doc-take it easy there. Just cause you have to wash your own socks is no reason to take the straight razor across your wrists. Here, this video on homeopathy oughta help...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/26/2012 12:58:14 PM   
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New recruit training.




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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/26/2012 4:03:03 PM   
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I can tell by their fine physical condition that they will make things hard on the enemy ... bound to affect his ability to march or perform combat tasks.

Edit: PS - tell the recruit in front that the rifle is not to be fondled with spread fingers, but gripped firmly in the fist!

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/26/2012 5:13:01 PM   
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I nominate the recruit on ourt extreme right for a commanding position!

I am using Stalker Girl's computer but can't find by AE disc to install.


Meanwhile, it is established Mr. Chang is trying to end the recession by himself. He has half of Morelia working up there. He installed this absolutely tasteless putting green with artificial grass. It must be at least 5000 sq ft. I shudder to think how much it cost..they had to build a huge form, pour conrete, bring in sand, compact everything...and the guy does not even play golf.

He is either an early investor in Facebook or he has slipped into a manic phase.

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/26/2012 6:08:33 PM   
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Maybe he just works for GSA?

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/26/2012 6:22:28 PM   
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I am using Stalker Girl's computer but can't find by AE disc to install


If you registered the game you can go to the Community http://www.matrixgames.com/community/ , login, and download ...

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/26/2012 8:20:30 PM   
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I remember doing rifle drill with Gunnery Instructor Petty Officer Piper, he was a 'orrible little man.



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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/26/2012 8:38:03 PM   
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If you registered the game you can go to the Community http://www.matrixgames.com/community/ , login, and download ...



Registered???

<sinking feeling>

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/26/2012 9:00:32 PM   
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If you've got your serial number you can register it still

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/26/2012 9:03:12 PM   
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If you've got your serial number you can register it still


If ' Mandrake lacks this serial number .. there is always purchasing another copy and this time registering the game

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/26/2012 9:11:26 PM   
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How many digits is it? Got stuff taped to my monitor.

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/26/2012 9:17:17 PM   
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If you have bought AE as a download via the members and shop at Matrix, your game might be registered automatically. Just give it a try and log in at the members area.

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/26/2012 9:24:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

How many digits is it? Got stuff taped to my monitor.


16 numbers in 4 (4) number code groups XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/26/2012 10:17:00 PM   
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How many digits is it? Got stuff taped to my monitor.

Your serial number is also in your Matrix file on your hard disk, if you can access it. Bring it in to work and let IT prove to you how valuable they are!

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/26/2012 11:03:03 PM   
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OK...I got the old machine working in safe mode and pulled out the number.

Now I just have to fight SG for her computer.

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/26/2012 11:08:58 PM   
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Where do i go to register the game? I can't use the pointer on the install, of course.

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RE: Hearts and Minds - 5/26/2012 11:11:52 PM   
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Here http://www.matrixgames.com/members/

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