Onime No Kyo
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake OK...I get it. It was my niece that added her as a freind. Santa Maria! That was crose one. Good one! Now you have a cover story. "No Honey, I went to Hooters because my niece's friend needs a letter of reference for college." ... "Humanitarian? Yeah, that's it, Honey. Humanitarian!" The picture that accompanies the notification is quite impressive. Maybe she needs an employment physical...err..never mind. This reminds me of a story. I may have told it before but the dementia is getting a bit denser so I am not really sure. I was supposed to play in this golf tournament and drinking weekend with my brothers alcohol-swilling friends. I had to no-show but my next younger brother shows up late for the golf so he takes my badge which says "Dr. Mandrake". He grabs a golf cart, a six pack and heads off to catch up. When he gets to the 9th hole there is food (sort of) and a really attractive stripper in a bikini. He is not exactly timid so in a bout 20 seconds he is talking to the stripper and after a few seconds of small talk he complements her ample bosom. Stripper: Are you a doctor? Mandrake Sib: Why yes, I'm a plastic surgeon. Stripper: Oh, do you know Dr Zzyzzx? He did my surgery. Mandrake Sib: Yes, of course, he's in my call group. What approach did he use? Stripper: He put them in through my arm pits. <she raises he arm and shows a tiny scar> Mandrake Sib: Fantastic! I must complement him. Do you mind if I examine you? Stripper: Sure, Dr. Mandrake! < she flips up her bikini top to reveal a gravity defying pair> Mandrake Sib: <at this point even he is taken aback but he plays through and begins "examining"> ummmhmmm, yes, very nice. No scarring. Great outcome. <Finally, one of the other golfers and announces loudly> "Mandrake, you liar, you are an architect." The young lady flips her top down and slaps the living crap out of him...... He needs better friends.
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