Cap Mandrake
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Joined: 11/15/2002 From: Southern California Status: offline
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***************Bali Hai Club North, Dadjangas, March 9, 1943(c)**************** Hirsute man: Hey, I just realized, it's March and I didn't get my W2. Man in fine linen slacks: Yossarian, you crazy rule-following SOB, you are KIA. You don't get a W2 anymore. Hirsute man: What about M&M Enterprises? Man in fine linen slacks: Independant contractor, man. I sent you a 1099 to your executor. Hirsute man: Executor? Man in fine linen slacks: Yossarian, just trust me. Hirsute man: Phht. Milo, you crazy SOB, I've known you too long. Would you trust yourself if you were me? Man in fine linen slacks: That's recursive. Besides, what are they going to do? The government has declared you KIA, they can't very well put you in prison, can they? Hirsute man: Community service?
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