Cap Mandrake
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Joined: 11/15/2002 From: Southern California Status: offline
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**************SOUPAC HQ, Darwin, 03:40, March 22, 1943(c)************* Jr. Navy Guy: Sir, we have a message from HMS Matai, near Leyte. Sr. Navy Guy: We have a ship named after a delicious tropical drink? Jr. Navy Guy: No sir, that would be "Mai-Tai". Sr. Navy Guy: Ah, yes. Well, read it please. Jr. Navy Guy: It's from a Lt. Baker, task force commander.. Sr. Navy Guy: Did you say an "LT"? Jr. Navy Guy: Yes sir. It's the AI sir. Sr. Navy Guy: "AI"?? Ah, never mind, just read it. Jr. Navy Guy: Yes sir. It reads: "Have engaged and sunk en" Sr. Navy Guy: That's it? Jr. Navy Guy: Yes sir. Sr. Navy Guy: What the Hell is an "en"? Go ask the Royal Navy Liason and see if he knows. Also, we were supposed to send back all the Royal Navy crap. Send her back............
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