Canoerebel
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Joined: 12/14/2002 From: Northwestern Georgia, USA Status: offline
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One of the pleasures of life in the rural South is Sunday school. Yesterday was one of the two hardest times I’ve laughed while teaching Sunday school over the years. We were discussing the fact that Judas Iscariot kissed Jesus so that the authorities would know who to arrest. The question was posed: Wasn’t Jesus so well known by that point that this really wasn’t necessary? A class member pointed out that it’s quite possible not to recognize famous people. This was a good observation, so I was searching for an example while the class continued to discuss the point. Justin Bieber popped to mind, so I tried to think of a person in our class unlikely to be familiar with Beiber. One member, I’ll call him Mike, came to mind. He is a hard working, quiet gentleman unlikely to watch Entertainment Tonight or to read People magazine. So, at a lull in the conversation, I turned to him and asked, "Mike, do you know who Justin Beiber is?" Mike thought for a second, smiled, and said, "Is he the guy on Leave it to Beaver?" The other instance came shortly after I began teaching the class in 2010. Wayne, our beloved teacher for many, many years, had stepped down and was no longer a member of our class. The lesson was about the wonders of creation. To illustrate some of the complexities and marvels, I had done some research about the human mind – its makeup and capacity. We came to a point where I began to ask a question, "Do you know how many brain cells the average human...." At that moment, our old teacher, Wayne, surprised us by walking into the room. Inspired, I continued the question: "… - like Wayne – has?" Without missing a beat, David, a retired master sergeant in the air force, deadpanned: "Three?"
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