Chickenboy
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote:
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Ban drunks from a bar? That would be like Col. Sanders banning chickens from his chicken factory. 'ain't no 'chicken factory', bub. Oh, sure. You would have us belive they pluck out their own feathers, walk over to the ambulatory foot amputator, then hop precariously over to the stem to stern self-serve eviscerator, then, in agony, lunge, head first onto the chik-o-guillotine and then, perhaps by some primitive spinal reflex, chose which vat to fall into....traditional or extra crispy. True, all that happens (except for the cookin' vats-that's another premise) in the 'processing' part. But 'factory' is an annoying term for a poultry processing facility. Akin to 'sawbones', 'ambulance chaser' or 'politician' for evoking emotional responses associated with other, less noble, professions. Anyways, isn't there a war on?
< Message edited by Chickenboy -- 6/27/2013 2:26:41 AM >
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