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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 9:02:46 AM   
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Person 1: Remember, once you're inside you're on your own.
Person 2: Oh, you mean I can't count on you?
Person 1: No.
Person 2: Good!
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Clue: a classic 80's film.

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 9:03:41 AM   
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Person 1: They even put his penis in a big jar. I mean why... why would they do that?
Person 2: Well... you saw that penis; it wouldn't have fit in a little jar.
warspite1

Clue: a comedy made post 2000


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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 9:04:36 AM   
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Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!
warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy


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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 9:06:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: I admire you as a policeman - particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job.

Lethal Weapon?
warspite1

No - not Lethal Weapon.

warspite1

Clue: This film should go down as a modern classic - if that is not already the case - great actors, great story, a real classy production.


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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 2:15:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: I admire you as a policeman - particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job.

Lethal Weapon?
warspite1

No - not Lethal Weapon.

warspite1

Clue: This film should go down as a modern classic - if that is not already the case - great actors, great story, a real classy production.



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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 3:24:14 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!
warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy



The Incredibles?

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 3:25:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!
warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy



The Incredibles?
warspite1

Non - not a Disney Pixar film


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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 3:34:10 PM   
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Mary Poppins?

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 3:34:44 PM   
Chickenboy


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Chitti Chitti Bang Bang?

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 3:36:23 PM   
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Mary Poppins?
warspite1

Non


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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 3:36:45 PM   
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Chitti Chitti Bang Bang?
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Non II The Sequel


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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 6:09:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: I admire you as a policeman - particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job.

Lethal Weapon?
warspite1

No - not Lethal Weapon.

warspite1

Clue: This film should go down as a modern classic - if that is not already the case - great actors, great story, a real classy production.



LA Confidential
warspite1

Is the correct answer


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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 6:30:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!
warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy



Free Willy?

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 7:41:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!
warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy



Free Willy?
warspite1

Not now thanks - maybe later...


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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 7:56:15 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Remember, once you're inside you're on your own.
Person 2: Oh, you mean I can't count on you?
Person 1: No.
Person 2: Good!
warspite1

Clue: a classic 80's film.
warspite1

And another clue:

Person 1: There was an accident. About an hour ago, a small jet went down inside New York City. The President was on board.
Person 2: The president of what?

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 7:57:54 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: They even put his penis in a big jar. I mean why... why would they do that?
Person 2: Well... you saw that penis; it wouldn't have fit in a little jar.
warspite1

Clue: a comedy made post 2000

warspite1

Another clue:

Hospital Nurse: Come back soon.
Patient: What a terrible thing to say in a hospital.

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 8:00:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!
warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy

warspite1

And another clue:

Person 1: You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish?
Person 2: Do I look like I speak Spanish?
Person 1: You have a face... Como un burro.
Person 2: Oh! Well, thank you!

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 8:02:33 PM   
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Escape from new york
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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Remember, once you're inside you're on your own.
Person 2: Oh, you mean I can't count on you?
Person 1: No.
Person 2: Good!
warspite1

Clue: a classic 80's film.
warspite1

And another clue:

Person 1: There was an accident. About an hour ago, a small jet went down inside New York City. The President was on board.
Person 2: The president of what?



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RE: Film Quotes - 8/18/2013 8:03:25 PM   
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Escape from new york
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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Remember, once you're inside you're on your own.
Person 2: Oh, you mean I can't count on you?
Person 1: No.
Person 2: Good!
warspite1

Clue: a classic 80's film.
warspite1

And another clue:

Person 1: There was an accident. About an hour ago, a small jet went down inside New York City. The President was on board.
Person 2: The president of what?


warspite1

Is correct



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RE: Film Quotes - 8/19/2013 1:35:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!
warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy

warspite1

And another clue:

Person 1: You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish?
Person 2: Do I look like I speak Spanish?
Person 1: You have a face... Como un burro.
Person 2: Oh! Well, thank you!


Despicable me. And no, this isn't the title of Warspite1's autobiography. It was very cruel of you to think that, Parusski.

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/19/2013 6:11:51 PM   
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I see no one got this one.

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/19/2013 6:18:55 PM   
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RE: Film Quotes - 8/19/2013 6:23:25 PM   
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RE: Film Quotes - 8/19/2013 7:26:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!
warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy

warspite1

And another clue:

Person 1: You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish?
Person 2: Do I look like I speak Spanish?
Person 1: You have a face... Como un burro.
Person 2: Oh! Well, thank you!


Despicable me. And no, this isn't the title of Warspite1's autobiography. It was very cruel of you to think that, Parusski.
warspite1

Correct on both counts:

a) The film was the quite brilliant Despicable me
b) That wasn't the title of my autobiography

My best selling, hum-dinger of an autobiography was of course the rather quaintly titled:

Suck on my twin 15-inchers you Axis b******s!! (The art of being a beautiful battleship, is knowing when not to be too much of a (Grand Old) lady).

Available from all good book stores.



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RE: Film Quotes - 8/19/2013 7:29:39 PM   
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"You see sesesh has to be cleared away by the hand of God like the Jews of old. Now I will have to burn this town. "



Glory

Now try:

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

< Message edited by Curtis Lemay -- 8/19/2013 7:30:11 PM >

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/19/2013 7:31:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

"You see sesesh has to be cleared away by the hand of God like the Jews of old. Now I will have to burn this town. "



Glory

Now try:

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
warspite1

Space Odyssey 2001


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RE: Film Quotes - 8/19/2013 8:47:54 PM   
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Correct on both counts:

a) The film was the quite brilliant Despicable me
b) That wasn't the title of my autobiography

My best selling, hum-dinger of an autobiography was of course the rather quaintly titled:

Suck on my twin 15-inchers you Axis b******s!! (The art of being a beautiful battleship, is knowing when not to be too much of a (Grand Old) lady).

Available from all good book stores.


Was this the follow-on to your "Swedish penis pumps-this is my bag, baby"? I never had the stomach to look at that one, but Orm said it was good for laughs.

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/19/2013 8:56:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

"You see sesesh has to be cleared away by the hand of God like the Jews of old. Now I will have to burn this town. "



Glory

Now try:

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
warspite1

Space Odyssey 2001



Correct.

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/19/2013 10:13:41 PM   
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RE: Film Quotes - 8/19/2013 10:44:19 PM   
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