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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/3/2013 9:06:10 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Last night I had a dream I was slow dancing with Raisa Gorbachev and then she smiled and grab my well-toned, masculine buttocks (well, one buttock really).

That really came out of the blue. Only thing I can think of are the peppers I sprinkled on my pizza last night or the red IPA from Escondido I had with the pizza.

I promise I never had a thing for Raisa Gorbachev. Anyone got any ideas what it means?

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/3/2013 9:12:36 PM   
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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/3/2013 9:24:36 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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It's your fascination with Bebe.




Well, you have to admit the young Bebe was quite a handsome fellow. Even, so I don't see even the slightest resemblance between Bebe Rebozo and Raisa Gorbachev so I think you are not very good at dream analysis.


It was the damndest thing. I go to a hole in the wall steakhouse where they cut off your tie and nail it to the wall and there is a big picture of Rebozo and Nixon sitting on the same side of the table (not that there is anything wrong with that) having drinks. Then, 5 days later, I'm at El Adobe in San Juan Capistrano and there is Nixon again, but this time with Pat and, of course, she is drinking. Odd, very odd. Clearly there was some force at work to cause me to question my previous assumptions. Things like that just don't happen. That is the same place where that 3 year old clobbered me in the cajones.

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/3/2013 11:26:24 PM   
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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/3/2013 11:53:39 PM   
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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/4/2013 9:59:41 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Last night I had a dream I was slow dancing with Raisa Gorbachev and then she smiled and grab my well-toned, masculine buttocks (well, one buttock really).



You have only one buttock?

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/4/2013 10:00:19 AM   
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Did your pizza have any unusual mushrooms on it?


No, that's the usual level of discourse around here. Sometimes we post about a game we made up.

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/4/2013 10:01:48 AM   
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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/4/2013 2:12:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Last night I had a dream I was slow dancing with Raisa Gorbachev and then she smiled and grab my well-toned, masculine buttocks (well, one buttock really).



You have only one buttock?


I think the routine is .. and now a man with three buttocks

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/4/2013 2:28:48 PM   
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Got offered a job in Pompey on Tuesday. How can I resist moving so close to all that naval history?



You should take it! You could look at all the tile mosaics on your lunch break.

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/4/2013 2:30:04 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: sprior


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Last night I had a dream I was slow dancing with Raisa Gorbachev and then she smiled and grab my well-toned, masculine buttocks (well, one buttock really).



You have only one buttock?



Well, it does save on toilet paper.

I have been trying to cut down on parentheses, I really have.

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/4/2013 2:50:32 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		No turn yet. Perhaps Rord Admirar Nerson is out collecting Raisa Gorbachev mushrooms with the Havasupai elders?

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/4/2013 5:59:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sprior

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Last night I had a dream I was slow dancing with Raisa Gorbachev and then she smiled and grab my well-toned, masculine buttocks (well, one buttock really).



You have only one buttock?

Even in his dream, he was just praying that she wasn't a 'girl' with big hands...

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/5/2013 6:24:15 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Just to clarify, that dream with Raisa was not remotely erotic.

P-47 squadron partially outfitted at Batan Is. We try a sweep over Takao today with its 145 fighters. We order some annoying night raids by B-17's over Takao just to be....well...annoying, I guess.




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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/5/2013 6:44:29 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/5/2013 9:48:47 PM   
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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/6/2013 4:30:24 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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"Cantonankles"? God, that's terrible, even by your standards, Cap'n.



That was Mr. Berle's biggest laugh line at Haha-jima. You are just culturally insular.

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/6/2013 4:37:04 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Karenko (the town in Formosa, not the guard at the re-education camp in Omsk): Bad, baaaaaaad die roll. It's like we rolled 3 "1's" with dodecahedral dice. It's part of Scenario 2, I think. A guy named Stewart from down under is in charge. He has a naval rating of 83. I'm thinking he had someone take the test for him. He skipped the "Radar is your firend" lecture as well. We just get our Arried asses kicked! Even so, the landing craft are unperturbed.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Karenko at 87,64, Range 5,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Murasame, Shell hits 2
DD Yayoi
TB Kari

Allied Ships
CL Perth, Shell hits 3, Torpedo hits 1, on fire, heavy damage
CL Concord
DD Gansevoort, Shell hits 3, heavy fires, heavy damage
DD Conyngham, Shell hits 1
DD Smith, Shell hits 1
DD Bulmer, Shell hits 1

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/6/2013 4:41:10 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Takao: We conduct a field experiment with our shiny new Thunderbolts. 3.5:1. Pretty good but there aren't enough yet to shut down Takao. More B-17 raids at night.

Morning Air attack on Takao , at 84,65

Weather in hex: Severe storms

Raid spotted at 37 NM, estimated altitude 44,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 10 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 23
A6M3 Zero x 10
A6M5 Zero x 7
J2M2 Jack x 3
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 8
Ki-61-Ia Tony x 12

Allied aircraft
P-47D2 Thunderbolt x 13

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 5 destroyed
A6M3 Zero: 3 destroyed
J2M2 Jack: 1 destroyed
Ki-61-Ia Tony: 2 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
P-47D2 Thunderbolt: 3 destroyed

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/6/2013 4:48:11 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Manila: Aparri and Altimonan aren't ready yet for the B-24's so they go after Manila.

Morning Air attack on Manila , at 79,77

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid spotted at 34 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 11 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 1

Allied aircraft
B-24D Liberator x 22
B-24D1 Liberator x 24

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-36 Ida: 1 destroyed on ground
Ki-49-IIa Helen: 1 destroyed on ground

Allied aircraft losses
B-24D Liberator: 2 damaged
B-24D1 Liberator: 1 damaged

Japanese Ships
ACM Chiyo Maru, Bomb hits 2, heavy fires, heavy damage

Japanese ground losses:
11 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled

Airbase hits 20
Airbase supply hits 8
Runway hits 29
Port hits 18

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/6/2013 4:51:05 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Burma: The poor Royal Thai unit gets spanked again. They backed the wrong horse in this fight.

Ground combat at 57,49 (near Toungoo)

Allied Shock attack

Attacking force 6853 troops, 96 guns, 96 vehicles, Assault Value = 487

Defending force 886 troops, 11 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 15

Allied adjusted assault: 338

Japanese adjusted defense: 9

Allied assault odds: 37 to 1

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
490 casualties reported
Squads: 39 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 14 destroyed, 5 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Units retreated 1

Allied ground losses:
31 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 8 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled

Defeated Japanese Units Retreating!

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/6/2013 4:52:21 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Ground combat at 56,50 (near Prome)

Allied Shock attack

Attacking force 3920 troops, 64 guns, 158 vehicles, Assault Value = 124

Defending force 7651 troops, 109 guns, 29 vehicles, Assault Value = 150

Allied adjusted assault: 12

Japanese adjusted defense: 115

Allied assault odds: 1 to 9

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), leaders(+), disruption(-), supply(-)
Attacker: shock(+), leaders(+), leaders(-)

Japanese ground losses:
199 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 17 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled

Allied ground losses:
469 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 65 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Engineers: 2 destroyed, 11 disabled
Vehicles lost 7 (1 destroyed, 6 disabled)

Assaulting units:
268th Motorised Brigade

Defending units:
33rd Division

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/6/2013 4:55:05 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Kagi (Formosa): This sounds worse than it was. There were only 10 lads there. I tried to get them out by sub but they wouldn't get on.

503rd Parachute Regiment Wiped Out at Kagi by attrition!!!

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/6/2013 5:06:10 PM   
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33rd division puts up a fight in the jungle.

Ground combat at 56,50 (near Prome)

Allied Shock attack

Attacking force 3920 troops, 64 guns, 158 vehicles, Assault Value = 124

Defending force 7651 troops, 109 guns, 29 vehicles, Assault Value = 150

Allied adjusted assault: 12

Japanese adjusted defense: 115

Allied assault odds: 1 to 9

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), leaders(+), disruption(-), supply(-)
Attacker: shock(+), leaders(+), leaders(-)

Japanese ground losses:
199 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 17 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled

Allied ground losses:
469 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 65 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Engineers: 2 destroyed, 11 disabled
Vehicles lost 7 (1 destroyed, 6 disabled)

Assaulting units:
268th Motorised Brigade

Defending units:
33rd Division



This looks like a bad die roll ... The "leaders(+), leaders(-)" was not in the previous combat so I am assuming that a leader of the 268th failed his die roll? and This caused his AV/firepower to be greatly reduced?



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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/6/2013 5:08:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Burma: The poor Royal Thai unit gets spanked again. They backed the wrong horse in this fight.

Ground combat at 57,49 (near Toungoo)

Allied Shock attack

Attacking force 6853 troops, 96 guns, 96 vehicles, Assault Value = 487

Defending force 886 troops, 11 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 15

Allied adjusted assault: 338

Japanese adjusted defense: 9

Allied assault odds: 37 to 1

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
490 casualties reported
Squads: 39 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 14 destroyed, 5 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Units retreated 1

Allied ground losses:
31 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 8 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled

Defeated Japanese Units Retreating!


Out of 886 troops 490 are dead .. lots of destroyed squads ... This is one unit that will soon perish ..

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/6/2013 5:23:07 PM   
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This looks like a bad die roll ... The "leaders(+), leaders(-)" was not in the previous combat so I am assuming that a leader of the 268th failed his die roll? and This caused his AV/firepower to be greatly reduced?






******286 Motorised Brig HQ, 40 mi E of Prome********


Brigadier Godfrey Milton Dyer: <on one knee at one end of a group of boisterous British officers> Come on! Numbers! Numbers, baby! <he rolls two dice>

Another voice (a loud one): SEVEN OUT!

Brigadier Godfrey Milton Dyer: Oh, BLOODY HELL! <checks pockets which are evidently empty> My ring! I'll wager my ring from Eaton!

Brigade staff officer: <whispers in his ear> Sir, the barrage is about to begin.

Brigadier Godfrey Milton Dyer: In a bit, Colonel......

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/7/2013 1:12:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Kagi (Formosa): This sounds worse than it was. There were only 10 lads there. I tried to get them out by sub but they wouldn't get on.

503rd Parachute Regiment Wiped Out at Kagi by attrition!!!


Do you blame them!
You'd have to be mad to get on a boat that deliberately sinks - oh wait a mo - they deliberately jump out of serviceable aeroplanes - they must be mad after all

Carry on everyone, nothing of note to read here ...

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/7/2013 2:42:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sprior

Got offered a job in Pompey on Tuesday. How can I resist moving so close to all that naval history?



You should take it! You could look at all the tile mosaics on your lunch break.


I did see the Rosetta Stone in my lunch break a few weeks ago. Does that count?

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/7/2013 2:43:30 PM   
sprior


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Wert thou a skimmer per chance?

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RE: Odin, up close and personal - 10/7/2013 9:58:35 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: sprior

Got offered a job in Pompey on Tuesday. How can I resist moving so close to all that naval history?



You should take it! You could look at all the tile mosaics on your lunch break.


I did see the Rosetta Stone in my lunch break a few weeks ago. Does that count?


No doubt about it. The British Museum is the finest antiquities museum I have ever been to. They just have an unbelievable collection of cool stuff dug up in other countires by little brown men at 3 cents per day. Also, there is an astounding collection of bronze and iron age objects that had just been tossed into a bog somewhere on the British Isles by whoever came before the Celts. Evidently, some of these proto-Celts were involved in the design of AE because I frequently see valuable objects tossed into the water during amphibious landings.

When I was at the British Museum I just turned a corner and there was the Rosetta Stone. No line. No guards. Nobody else even cared. I was astounded, not knowing it had been dug up by little brown men and brought to London. I called out to me kids, "Hey guys! It's the f****** Rosetta Stone!" Just like that. I used the gerund form of a verb derived from the Old High German to emphaisze the links between civilizations. It is the duty of a parent to use such opportunities to impart wisdom.

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