Aurelian
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ORIGINAL: Terminus Translation: don't buy Early Access. It's even more stupid than buying preorders. Soo...are you suggesting that the $500 preorder check that I sent Warspite1 for WiTP 3: WE (Warspite Edition) may have not have been in good judgement? warspite1 Relax CB your money is safe. As soon as I've learned how to program a computer I will have the game up and running in no time. WITP: WE will be THE bestest, most accurate war game ever, and will be free of the sort of stupid, childish mistakes that plague rubbish games like World In Flames, WITE and WITP: AE etc; namely, HMS Warspite will of course be unsinkable. Used correctly, she will naturally win any battle, against any opposition, at any time in the war. Examples include: Running low on Spitfires during the Battle of Britain? send for the Grand Old Lady, Having trouble with Uranus? Ouch! Don't send for Zhukov, call for HMS Warspite, Getting hurt in the slot? The US Navy isn't the answer, call for everyone's favourite battleship, having trouble getting rid of a rather unsightly Bulge? Kick Patton into touch, dial 999 and request the assistance of HMS Warspite, The Allies favourite superheroine. You know it makes sense Where do I sign up? warspite1 Thanks Aurelian. I need to buy some books, en-roll in a college course on programming, and update my computer. Please send me £1,000 GBP in cash and I will put your name down as one of the first to receive a free game when its ready. My pleasure. Just waiting for that special paper I ordered. Already have the engraving.
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